After a Contractual Marriage, Little Taotie Went Viral!
Chapter 71: Dying of Laughter, Hahaha...
CHAPTER 71: CHAPTER 71: DYING OF LAUGHTER, HAHAHA...
[We are civilized fans, not fans who take bamboo shoots! Although I think the same, hahaha... do one more, do one more!!!]
[I don’t know, and I dare not ask, I just want to say, can you dance one more time? I came late and didn’t see the beginning.]
[Hahaha, exactly! I just came in and saw the ending, totally confused, missed the climax, what’s the point of seeing just the ending!!]
[Not satisfied! Do another one!]
The fans were no longer concerned about why Pei Yan was giving money to Wang Sirui; they just wanted to watch the handsome dance a little longer.
However, no matter how much the fans asked, Wang Sirui did not dance again.
Chen Yao only knew how to act and had no other talents, unlike Wang Sirui who could sing and dance. Yet, he was envious of the hundred given to Wang Sirui by Pei Yan, but it was impossible for him to perform breaking a stone with his chest on the program!!!
After thinking for a while, he decided to sing a song.
Those who had heard him sing before told him not to do it outside, but now it’s the only talent he doesn’t need to prepare for, especially given that he had two songs he could sing decently well.
Just as he made his decision, Qin Hao walked out first, his face flushed, stammering, "Mr. Pei, can I perform a magic trick?"
"Sure." Pei Yan nodded slightly.
Qin Hao seemed encouraged, "I didn’t bring any coins. Does anyone have any coins to lend me?"
They all looked at each other, all their money had been collected by the director yesterday, so the only money they had on them was what they had just earned from working.
Seeing this, Qin Hao also seemed to realize and said, "Then I’ll go to the hotel staff to exchange one."
Pei Yan nodded.
As Qin Hao returned to the hotel to get his props, Chen Yao came straight out, "Then taking advantage of this gap, I’ll sing a song, don’t laugh if it’s no good, in case your laughter ruins the feelings I’ve painstakingly brewed, and I don’t get a reward, you have to share some of it with me to mend my broken heart."
"Okay, okay, we definitely won’t laugh." Yang Leqi agreed immediately.
After all, given Chen Yao’s voice, it was very nice and suited for singing, so the song should sound pretty good too.
Chen Yao confidently opened his phone, found the song.
Amidst everyone’s anticipation, he began to sing the first line.
"Brother, you look thinner and tired"
"The dust of the journey can’t be hidden"
...
"Brother, give a hug and tell what’s in your heart"
From the anticipation before Chen Yao started singing to after he finished the first line, everyone was dumbfounded, covering their ears with both hands. The whole process took just two or three seconds, and everyone performed the same action.
But Chen Yao was engrossed in singing, especially in the climax, his entire being was immersed, even closing his eyes.
The only one, including the fans in the live stream, who remained expressionless and kept listening, was probably just Pei Yan.
[Am I remembering wrong? How do I remember this song isn’t sung like this?]
[You’re not wrong!! I’m familiar with these lyrics! Every time I go with my buddies, we always choose this... I never knew this song could be sung like this...]
[The original melody of the song is wiped from my mind, it was enchanted!!]
[Ahhh, clearly with a face that’s good at singing, and a voice that’s supposed to sound good, why does this song come out like this??]
[My ears, I suspect I need to schedule an ENT doctor, I feel poisoned!!]
[Can a human really sing this? I suspect even my random hums sound better than him?]
[How did he manage to transform the tune into this?]
[You all do what you like, I’ve already muted the sound, hahahaha, as long as I don’t listen, the magical sound can’t invade and harm my ears.]
The fans in the live stream went from initial anticipation to questioning life, and then they all muted the sound together, ultimately watching everyone present cover their ears, with the only expressionless person becoming the focus of the live stream fans’ attention.
[How can you listen with a straight face? What sort of skill is this! To remain unfazed under such magical music?]
[Does he have earplugs? Otherwise, how can he stay calm under this song?]
[Look at Qin Yun and the others! That sneaky little foot edging backward made me laugh out loud!!]
[They can’t move too big or laugh, holding it in until their faces turn red, constantly stepping backward with their tiny feet, it’s so cute! Just like when my friend playfully threatened with a breakup, but I still wanted to laugh!]
[I think Chen Yao must know what his singing is like, that’s why he warned them not to laugh at the start, to hold it in until now shows they’re really giving Chen Yao face, right?]
[Look how engrossed Chen Yao is, clearly unaware of how lethal his vocals are.]
[I see that little handsome guest, didn’t dare to come out. I saw he seemed ready to come out, but he’s still inside.]
[Maybe he got scared back in?]
Amidst a group of fans’ laughter, Chen Yao finally finished singing that song.
Chen Yao opened his eyes, turned back, and saw that his teammates, who were just around him moments ago, had all run four or five meters away.
He looked utterly baffled, "???"
What the heck? Didn’t they say they’d listen to him sing, how can they hear from so far away?
At this moment, Pei Yan directly took out two red notes and handed them over.
Before he could say anything, Chen Yao accepted the money excitedly, his eyes shining, "Two hundred??!! Pei Yan! You’re really something!! In the future, if you need anything, feel free to ask! I’ll help if I can!"
The previous bewilderment was wiped away in an instant, he said excitedly, "Didn’t expect singing a song would earn me more than Wang Sirui, hahaha."
He thought of what Pei Yan previously said, that he would give a lot if he was satisfied, and he actually received two hundred now! More than Wang Sirui! It must be that Pei Yan was satisfied with his singing!
Suddenly full of confidence, he said, "Pei Yan, do you think I have potential in singing? Why don’t I sing you another one, I have another favorite song."
Pei Yan calmly said, "No need, you should... sing less outside in the future, especially when there are many people."
Chen Yao looked at him innocently bewildered, "???"
Why??
The fans in the live room burst out laughing.
[Hahahaha, seriously, I’m laughing to death, hahahahaha!!! I laughed myself off the chair!! What kind of misunderstanding does Chen Yao have about himself to think he got two hundred because he sang well?]