After a Contractual Marriage, Little Taotie Went Viral!
Chapter 92: Pranking Pei Yan
CHAPTER 92: CHAPTER 92: PRANKING PEI YAN
[What kind of person is this that deserves your praise? Get out of the entertainment circle, okay?]
[If you don’t like it, just leave. No one’s stopping you. Why are you seeking attention here?]
[Exactly, as long as we like it. Why are you meddling? Did you provide our rice? Or do you live by the sea?]
Qin Yun’s fans started arguing with haters until Pei Yan posted on Weibo. Everyone involved in the argument went to swarm his post, and it calmed down.
Pei Yan v: I’ll be waiting for you on at 8 PM tonight.
Once Pei Yan’s Weibo was posted, countless fans and netizens flocked to comment below.
[Ahhh, Brother, Brother, I’ve finally waited for you!! Rest assured, I’m going to watch it right away!]
[Brother, I’m going to watch now. Can you make more appearances? It’s been ages. Have you forgotten your Weibo password? If so, tell me, and I’ll remind you regularly.]
[Brother, I swear to eat vegetarian every day, just please update your Weibo once a day.]
[We had no fate, it all depends on my patience. Finally, you got back. I’m glad I didn’t give up~]
[I was there live the day of your broadcast. Brother, you looked more handsome than ever. I obediently watched the show too~]
[Brother, can you post more selfies? The kids are starving. Please feed them.]
[As long as you give a hint, Brother, I’ll rally my aunts and uncles, my coworkers, and all my classmates to watch the show!!!]
[Wow! Did you finally remember your password? Check when was the last time you updated it?? Can you give us some perks?!! The drama has been rewatched countless times, theaters have worn out their doors, and it’s been taken down because there are no new movies from you.]
Pei Yan’s fans all urged Pei Yan to make an appearance, but after posting the promo, he logged off.
Qin Yun was holding her phone, scrolling through Weibo while watching a variety show. Whenever she saw something funny, she couldn’t help but share it with Pei Yan.
"Your fans are so cute and obedient. How can you bear to treat them this way?" Qin Yun handed the phone to Pei Yan, "Look, they made a wish. As long as you update Weibo every day, they’ll eat vegetarian. Aren’t you planning to respond at all?"
"So interested?" Pei Yan tilted his head, asking with interest.
Qin Yun nodded, sighing, "Don’t you think it’s great? I hardly have any fans."
As expected, Pixiu is Pixiu; there’s always a crowd chasing after him. She’s not envious! Nor jealous! She’ll have her own too!
Fans will come! Followers too!
Everything will come!
"If you want to post, go ahead." Pei Yan unlocked the phone and threw it to her.
Even the way Pei Yan threw the phone was exactly like how Qin Yun threw it to him that day.
However, Qin Yun didn’t notice that at all. She looked at him with her peach-blossom eyes in surprise, "You’re just giving me your phone like this? Didn’t people online say men’s phones have lots of secrets? Looking at it equals the crematorium?"
"That’s them. Who would dare to check my phone without my permission? And do you think I’d be afraid?" Pei Yan’s gaze held a hint of arrogance.
Qin Yun: "..."
Yeah, who dares to check Pei Yan’s phone?
Qin Yun clicked her tongue in her mind and was about to log into Weibo to post something.
She belatedly remembered, raising the phone in her hand and asking with a smug smile, "Isn’t this your phone though?"
Didn’t she just sneak a peek?
"I gave you the phone." Pei Yan paused for a second, reminding her.
"Oh." Qin Yun felt a bit miffed, silently lowering her head to post a Weibo message.
Pei Yan v: Chirp.
[Whoa?? What did I just see??]
[Brother Pei, who hacked your account?]
[Did I see it wrong? Is this really Brother’s account? How could Brother use such a cute word? Does ’chirp’ have another meaning?]
[Brother, are you there? Did I see wrong? Did you really post this?]
[I’ve decided, from now on, this word will be my go-to!! Chirp chirp chirp~]
[Ahhh, I can’t believe Brother can be so cute!!!]
[Um, this ’chirp’... is this Brother responding to my comment?]
[Your imagination is too wild, are you even awake? What are you thinking! Brother wouldn’t use such a cute word to respond to you.]
[Exactly, exactly, but still ahhhhh, it’s so cute! When others use this word, I feel like it’s a grown man pretending to be cute, but when Brother uses it, the contrast is so adorable ahhhhh!! I’m out, beyond saving.]
[Sister! You’re not alone!!! I also think it’s super cute! In the past, Brother always seemed so lofty and serious at events, airports, or whenever we met, but privately he’s this adorable!!!]
[Tonight is our party night, sisters! Everybody let’s get high!! Celebrating that Brother posted two Weibo posts in one night!! And one that isn’t even promotional!!]
[Ahhhh, tonight is truly blissful, chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp...]
[See, I said as long as Brother chirps, I’d get my whole extended family and everyone I know to watch the show. I meant just one word, and Brother really posted a ’chirp’. [Picture]. I’m off to gather my family now!! No matter if Brother was responding to me, I’ll take it as he was!! Must support Brother’s show debut!!]
[Whoa, it’s true? So, Brother reads comments too?]
[I’m also off to promote in all my groups! Then... meekly asking, can I request a reply from Brother?]
[You’re all dreaming! Brother’s busy picking scripts. Let’s all start promoting!!! Brother’s show debut must be grand!!!]
[Hahaha, I’ve used every device in my house that can broadcast, laptops, desktops, TVs, and multiple phones; everything’s on!!]
[Wow!! Bro, you’re hardcore! I’m joining too! How could I miss this!!!]
Qin Yun successfully pranked Pei Yan, holding back her laughter, giggling to herself until her shoulders shook, attracting a weird look from Pei Yan.
"Ahem, I just saw some funny comments, you continue watching the show." Qin Yun, feeling Pei Yan’s stare, gave a light cough, pretending nothing happened as she quietly put Pei Yan’s phone back.
In her mind, she imagined what it would be like when Pei Yan realized his Weibo had been updated with a post that completely overturned his usual image.
Thinking about it, Qin Yun felt a vivid scene unfold in her mind and buried her head in a pillow, grinning uncontrollably.