After a Contractual Marriage, Little Taotie Went Viral!
Chapter 95: Waiting to Be Slapped in the Face
CHAPTER 95: CHAPTER 95: WAITING TO BE SLAPPED IN THE FACE
"Oh, it’s too late even if you’re not picky, grab it yourself if you want to eat." Qin Yun ate one bite after another until she finished the whole thing.
Pei Yan finally withdrew his gaze, and the TV showed a few people choosing tasks.
Yang Leqi, afraid of chickens, didn’t hesitate to choose herding the sheep back to the pen.
[How can the director do this! Making delicate and innocent girls herd those high-flying combat chickens—it’s a mission impossible!]
[There are a lot of sheep too, but compared to the chickens Leqi is afraid of, sheep seem less terrifying. After all, for someone already scared, choosing chickens means not only facing her fears but also herding all those chickens into the coop. Choosing sheep is the wiser choice.]
As expected, the next second, Yang Leqi chose sheep without hesitation.
[I don’t know why, but now whatever Qin Yun says, I can relate it to food.]
[Is Qin Yun staring so intently at the sheep thinking about whether to steam lamb tonight, or make lamb soup? Or just grill it?]
[Grill it, of course. Grilled lamb ribs are great, spicy and fragrant, with some cumin, perfect.]
[I’m clearly watching a reality show, why does it feel like a mukbang? There’s nothing to eat here...]
[Talking about food at this time of night is a bit much! I’ve tearfully abandoned my diet, picked up my happy soda and chips, and it turns out this is the best way to watch a show...]
Then, Yang Leqi handed over a bunch of wildflowers she had been picking for a long time, smiling as she gave them to Qin Yun.
The show added a caption: "Little flowers for you."
[Did our diligent little girl just spend ages picking flowers and give them to Qin Yun?]
[Ahhhh, I want the flowers Leqi gave too.]
[I’ve never been so envious of anyone before... I’m shedding tears of envy at this moment. I really want the wildflowers picked by our girl, even if they’re just wildflowers, I want them so much, sob... Qin Yun, give the flowers to me; if you give me the ones Leqi picked, I’ll become your guardian forever! I’ll help you fight any trolls.]
[Just a few wildflowers, I’m pretty magnanimous, as long as Leqi is happy. Quietly, could Leqi draw me in the next lottery!!]
[Qin Yun must be thinking about eating lamb, right? She’s licking her lips again! With such an obvious expression and drooling look, if you say she’s not thinking about eating lamb, you’re lying!]
[Isn’t this going too far? But isn’t it clear to everyone?]
The next second, the program gave a close-up of Qin Yun’s expression, staring straight at the little fat lambs, accompanied by a caption, "Looks delicious?"
[Hahaha, the editing team really nailed it, this is hilarious. It’s well-known that whenever Qin Yun makes that face, she’s thinking about food.]
[Qin Yun: Oh no, can’t hide it anymore. Hahaha, once this airs, everyone will know what Qin Yun’s really like.]
[The camera was a bit far just now so it wasn’t as clear, but now Qin Yun’s lips definitely have some liquid!! Watching her lick her lips now, it’s quite intriguing...!!]
[Ahhh, while you’re all focused on her eyes and lips, I’m focusing on her skin!! At such a close distance, I can’t find a single flaw on her face!! Not even a pimple mark or a spot!! Her skin is smooth and fair like a peeled egg!! There’s no cakey makeup at all, I seriously doubt, is this heavy filter work or is Qin Yun’s skin naturally so good?]
[No, I just saw a mole on Leqi’s face, meaning the filter isn’t set too high, otherwise the mole would definitely be gone.]
[I’m suddenly jealous!!!]
On screen, Yang Leqi is asking Qin Yun how to herd the sheep back. Neither had herded sheep before, and there were quite a lot of them; herding one or two might be fine, but herding over twenty is quite challenging.
Qin Yun’s comment, ’No need to herd, they’ll go back by themselves,’ immediately triggered those who were already dissatisfied with her.
[Is Qin Yun that confident? No need to herd? Sheep will go back by themselves? Sheep aren’t dumb, why would they leave the grassland and go back on their own, waiting to see Qin Yun get slapped in the face with reality.]
[Waiting for the reality check, hahaha...]
[Didn’t Qin Yun say she hasn’t herded sheep before? Does she not know?]
[Such confidence, only sheep that have been long trained by old shepherds could possibly be so obedient, right? First time dealing with these sheep, how could they listen to Qin Yun so easily? It’s already good if they don’t run all over or just keep eating grass, the fact that they can be herded at all and not run around wildly is an achievement, yet she thinks they’ll go back by themselves? Is she dreaming?]
[Ahhh Yunyun, confidence is good but let’s not make such bold claims, it’s easy to get hit back!! We can’t let those trolls get anything on us!!]
[Leqi seems like a smart kid, why does she always listen to what others say! Worry of a concerned mom here.]
[If you could learn this in a day or two, it’d only scratch the surface; it’s not the real skill.]
[Oh boy, worrying to death, both are newbies, one dares to say, the other dares to listen, it’s really... sigh.]
One minute later, everyone watched as Yang Leqi, with a tense little face, poised for action, waved a stick, and the sheep obediently walked forward, not a single one left behind!!
Not even turning aside, lowering their heads to graze!!
The whole process was so smooth, it was unbelievable!!!
There was a few seconds of blankness on the screen, followed by a flood of hahahaha.
And those who mocked Qin Yun just now, and those who wanted to see her embarrassed, all vanished.
[Ahhh, great job, Leqi!! We’re just smart, anything learned is mastered at once! No longer discard everything once learned!! It’s all coming together!]
[I, Yang Leqi, have mastered a new skill today: herding sheep! Proudly standing tall.]
[Hahahaha... trolls? Come out and face the music!! Just want to ask: did your face hurt? Weren’t you all waiting to see Yunyun get slapped in the face? Where did you all disappear to?]
[Ahhh, Leqi’s serious and stern little face is so adorable!!]
[Hilarious, why are you so wicked! We’ve saved face, let’s keep low-key, don’t be as high-profile as them, it attracts haters, sneakily give Qin Yun a blessed mouth. 2333333]
[Wow, you’re still being low-key? Haven’t seen you tone it down!! Have you robbed all the bamboo shoots in the mountains or what?]
[But, this group of sheep obediently listening, why does it just seem so unbelievable? This feels less believable than being told I’ve won a lottery. Are sheep really this docile or were they trained by their owner beforehand?]