CHAPTER 217: CHAPTER 217: UNCLE NINE: I THINK I JUST SAW A GHOST

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Machete Girl: Thank you, Anzen-san.

This is an Actor: No need. But you should be more careful from now on. Your sister almost crushed you with her spirit pressure earlier.

Machete Girl: I know I was wrong.

She wasn’t a split personality, just a sudden shift after being pushed. So in the end, it was still Kotonoha’s fault. She couldn’t pin it on anyone else.

Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, just admitting with words isn’t enough. To apologize, you need to show something, you know.

Doujin Artist: Even if she did, it wouldn’t be for you. Why are you butting in?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It’s obvious Gin wants that kind of thing.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: If he didn’t, he wouldn’t be Gin. But well, it’s just in his head.

Curly-haired Guy: Don’t slander me, damn it! I was paving the way for the boss! Gin here has zero interest in underage girls who aren’t even eighteen yet!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: So... what you’re into is someone like Granny Otose?

Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, not Granny Otose again! Can you all stop bringing up that name? She’s become my nightmare already, hey!

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: What, you look down on Granny Otose? Back when she was young, she probably wouldn’t have even looked at you.

Curly-haired Guy: Heh, oh really? You rate her that highly? Then I’ll give her to you for free. Actually, you two would make a nice match. You could even team up as monsters on Skull Island.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Monster alliance...

Soul Society’s Villain: Wow, Gin, that was savage.

Doujin Artist: He only bullies the weak and fears the strong. Pathetic!

Curly-haired Guy: Who’s pathetic? You women gang up on me all the time. Isn’t that also bullying the weak?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That’s called the Justice Alliance. A collective fight against evil for women’s rights!

Curly-haired Guy: Ha, playing double standards now? Even the US president would call you an expert, Ruiko-chan.

Doujin Artist: Speaking of the US, everyone in that allied base is dead, right?

This is an Actor: Yeah, all dead.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: As expected, Anzen-san never disappoints.

Lin Fengjiao: Those beasts deserved to die. Neither those island researchers nor the US military were any good.

Wig Guy: True. Even though they had internal conflicts, at their core they were still anti-human.

Shark-Faced Guy: It’s kind of funny though. That researcher was oppressed by the US military, yet instead of resisting them, he turned his blade on his own people.

This is an Actor: Lapdogs. You’ll find them everywhere.

Soul Society’s Villain: All who dared resist were wiped out. Only those who could bow to US rule survived. If they didn’t obey, they wouldn’t live long anyway.

Lin Fengjiao: So... are all rulers like this?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: This is how they keep their rule stable, unless the people build the government themselves.

Lin Fengjiao: The people building their own government... is that even possible?

This is an Actor: Of course it is. In your time, wait another thirty years or so and you’ll see it.

Lin Fengjiao: Then I’d better take good care of myself.

Lin Jiu made a little joke, but inside he was looking forward to it. He straightened his clothes and walked out of the funeral home with his two silly disciples.

Doujin Artist: Take care of what? Just use points to buy the power of a Shinigami—then you couldn’t die even if you wanted to.

Shark-Faced Guy: The power of an Arrancar works too.

Curly-haired Guy: Kisame, are you stealing business now? With that big shark face of yours, what right do you have to steal business? If someone buys your power and turns into a shark face too, are you gonna pay for that?

Machete Girl: He’s not stealing business. Kisame-san is just giving a suggestion.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: And the power of an Arrancar is similar to a Shinigami’s Zanpakuto—it’s different for everyone. There’s no way everyone would end up with a shark face, right?

This is an Actor: Gin knows that too. He’s just trying to stir things up.

Doujin Artist: Classic troublemaker. Some people look like sadists on the outside, but deep down, they really want to be masochists.

Lin Fengjiao: What are sadist and masochist?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: A sadist likes hurting others. A masochist likes being hurt.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Nicely put. Mochou is almost fully changed now.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Thanks to you all.

Li Mochou let out a deep sigh, her face full of helplessness. When she first joined the group, she was like a pure little flower—just catching a glimpse of one of those books by Eriri would make her blush.

But now, she could talk about S and M like nothing.

Lin Fengjiao: Thanks for explaining.

He still didn’t fully get it, but Lin Jiu felt like he had learned something new again.

"Master, do you drink foreign tea?" Qiusheng suddenly asked. "There must be something special about it, right?"

"Yeah, Master! Tell us about it. We don’t want to embarrass you!" Wencai chimed in.

"If anyone’s going to be embarrassed, it’s you two, not me," Lin Jiu glanced at them and said calmly, "Forget it. I’ll show you later."

Right now, he was confident. That confidence came from Coke.

To avoid any accidents, Lin Jiu had even done market research. He knew this stuff was already being mass-produced in Georgia in America, but it still hadn’t spread to China.

So Lin Jiu, who was on top of the trend, wasn’t worried at all. Today he was going to use Coke to teach those arrogant landlords a lesson and show them who the real bumpkin was!

Curly-haired Guy: Hey, hey! What do you mean ’thanks to us’? This is your own effort. You learned how to put knowledge to use!

Doujin Artist: Wow, Gin, you’re shameless! You’re the one who led her astray, and now you’re mocking her for using what she learned? I’m embarrassed for you!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah, yeah! You should leave the group!

Curly-haired Guy: Shut up! Let Mochou-chan tell us herself—who was it that led her astray? When she first joined, who was posting those books every day for us to check out?

Wig Guy: Posting books for the group to check out? That’s terrible! Quick, post them again so I can criticize them properly!

Doujin Artist: Yeah, right. I’m afraid you’d criticize yourself into exhaustion.

Lin Fengjiao: Everyone, I think I just saw a ghost.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?

Curly-haired Guy: ?

This is an Actor: What’s wrong with seeing a ghost in your world?

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