CHAPTER 30: LICE’S HOUSE(PART-2)

’That day... it was just my predecessor and Mira alone in a room—and Mira grabbed his dick through his pants. My predecessor panicked like the virgin he was and bolted out. Fuck, so embarrassing. That’s exactly why I came today—to fix that messed-up image. But to think she already gave birth...’ The memory left a bitter taste in Dapper’s mouth, yet something about Mira stirred inside him again.

’I want to suck those lewd, lactating titties!’

"Dapper, you’ve gone quiet. I’m sorry for bringing that up," Mira said, her voice soft, but Dapper waved it off casually.

"It’s fine. Just kind of funny when I think about how naive I used to be. Stupid me," Dapper said with a sigh.

"Naive back then? What about now, hmm?" Mira giggled playfully.

"You don’t want to know..." Dapper replied with a teasing grin.

"Really?!"

"Yes, I’m a mac—"

"Dapper! You son of a pussy, you finally showed up!"

’Ugh, why now of all times?’ Dapper groaned inwardly, turning to see Lice rushing down the stairs. At that moment, Yavo also walked into the living room.

"Hey, Dapper. So you actually came! I didn’t believe Lice when he told me. You sneaky bastard. Now that you’re here, you owe us the full gist about your date with Elena," Yavo said, throwing his left arm around Dapper’s neck while holding a bulky paper bag in his right hand. Lice joined in, his eyes gleaming with mischief.

"Eh? Dapper went on a date?" Mira asked, surprised—and maybe a bit jealous.

"Yeah, he went on a date with one of our cla—mmhhh!" Dapper lunged to cover Yavo’s mouth, but too late—Lice had already picked up where he left off.

"He went out with one of the hottest girls in our class. And get this—Dapper is married to a rich aristocrat. His wife even came looking for him here the same day he went out with Elena. He owes me a big one," Lice said proudly.

"Wait! That woman you spoke with the other day... she’s Dapper’s wife?" Mira asked in disbelief, gently removing her nipple from her now-sleeping baby’s mouth.

"Oh, so you were spying, huh? Yep, that was his wife," Lice confirmed.

"Don’t choke me, idiot!" Yavo snapped, breaking free from Dapper’s grip. Dapper had deliberately muffled him—because unlike Lice, he knew the full extent of what was going on with Elena. Hell, he even helped her arrange the whole sneaky affair.

"Dapper... so it’s true? You’re actually married?" Mira asked, her eyes locked on him, her face clouded with anger.

"Yeah, it happened a few weeks ago," Dapper answered.

"I see... I’ll head upstairs. My baby’s asleep," Mira said, standing up and gently cradling the child as she made her way toward the upper floor.

"What’s with her?" Lice muttered, clearly noticing the sudden shift in his sister’s mood.

Yavo opened his mouth to explain, but Dapper gave him a sharp glare—shutting him up on the spot.

"Anyway, let’s head to my room. Yavo already brought the snacks. Did you bring the liquor?" Lice asked, eyeing Dapper’s empty hands.

’Shit. I forgot to pull it out of my inventory. Space rings exist in this world, but I can’t exactly say I have one—especially since I don’t even wear a damn ring.’

"It’s in a safe place."

"Where?" Lice asked, skeptical.

"In my pants."

"Ugh. Okay, I believe you now," Lice laughed, then led them upstairs to his room.

Getting to Lice’s room, it was a large, standard space with an average bed positioned against the far wall, a small drawer beside it, and a lamp resting on top. At the foot of the bed sat a reading table, which also had a lamp and a chair. Everything looked pretty average—except the setup adjacent to the room, where Lice’s TV console stood. An average-sized TV was mounted above, and just below it on the console were various gaming consoles and game sticks, all of which cost a decent amount. To the right of the console, there was a stack of porn comics and magazines piled on top of each other. That’s where most of Lice’s money went.

Being the last born, Lice was often spoiled by his mom and sisters. Ever since their father died, his eldest sister had taken over the family business while their mother partied around, spending money like water. Thankfully, the oldest daughter kept things afloat.

"Let’s play this game, Dapper. It’s a racing game—good for two or more players," Lice said, tossing a gamepad at Dapper.

Dapper caught it and immediately joined in. He started dominating the game, which only made Lice and Yavo more frustrated. Thanks to all the times Fred whooped him at this very game, Dapper was finally getting his revenge—on different victims.

"Aww, sucks. Can’t believe we both lost to you seven times in a row," Lice groaned, falling back dramatically.

"Skill issue," Dapper smirked.

"Well, where’s the liquor?" Yavo asked.

Dapper stood up and strolled into the bathroom, pretending to retrieve it from his pants. Although Lice and Yavo looked skeptical, when he returned to the room holding a bottle of liquor, their eyes widened in disbelief.

"Yooo, you were serious? I hope this isn’t too strong—we’re first-time drinkers," Lice said, excitement lighting up his face.

’First time for the both of you... but not for me. I bought the strongest one. Y’all are going to drown in your own puke.’ A wicked smile crept onto Dapper’s lips.

"You didn’t answer our question."

"Oh, my bad. It’s not really strong. I specifically told the store owner to give me something light, look..." Dapper said as he poured some liquor into a small cup and downed it.

"Woah, my turn! My turn!"

"Get your hands off, peasant!" Yavo and Lice wrestled over who would pour their drink first, but Dapper quickly took control and poured it for them himself.

"I gave you the same quantity I had," Dapper said. They both nodded before tossing the drink back.

"Haaaa~ fucking hot."

"Burns my chest."

"Let’s drink again!" Dapper cheered, raising the bottle as he poured more for the boys—and himself.

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About an hour later, Yavo and Lice were sprawled out asleep, their mouths wide open. Dapper stood above them, smirking at the pitiful state they were in.

’In the next hour or two, they’ll be swimming in puke. But hey, first-time memories should last forever. Now... time to get to business, fufu.’ Dapper grinned mischievously and tiptoed out of Lice’s room.

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[A/N: The pacing of the story might feel a little slow or off right now, but don’t worry, we’ll be diving into a new arc soon where we’ll explore more of the world, including magic, monsters, and other races :)]