CHAPTER 33: NEW SYSTEM CONDITION

Dapper returned home and saw Belinda sitting on the couch in the living room. She wore a pair of shorts and an oversized T-shirt, a big change from her usual goth style and heavy makeup. Even now, without the makeup, she still carried that gothic aura.

As Dapper approached her, intending to flirt, he quickly picked up on the eye signals she was giving him. Catching on, he immediately changed course and pretended like he was reaching for the remote beside her.

"How was your day?" he asked, starting up a fake conversation.

"It was fine. Just reading and watching TV all day," she replied, playing along smoothly.

"Where’s my wife, though?" Dapper asked casually.

"She was here a moment ago, but she hid behind the curtains the second you came in," Belinda revealed. Dapper turned his gaze toward the curtains and, sure enough, saw a very human-shaped outline pressing against the fabric.

’Fuck. I need to be more careful. If Belinda wasn’t smart enough to give me a heads-up, Ruth would’ve caught us red-handed. I really need to tell Ruth about my system soon. I just can’t find the right time.’

"Waaah, you traitor!" Ruth shouted playfully, dashing out from behind the curtain and wrapping her arms around Dapper, burying her face in his chest like she used to. "Welcome home, husband. Did you drink?" she asked, sniffing him more closely.

"Yeah, had a few drinks with my friends," Dapper answered.

"Haa~ do you like it?" Ruth asked, gazing into his eyes with a sultry smile. Her body pressed against him as she reached down and grabbed his cock through his pants.

’Ruth wants to do it? This is the first time she’s actually initiating. Luck really is on my side today!’

"Why do you ask?" Dapper said with a smirk.

"Because I happened to get one on my way back from work today. It’s in the bedroom. Let’s go upstairs. I want it badly," Ruth whispered seductively into his ear. Without a word, Dapper placed his hands on her ass and guided her upstairs.

Meanwhile, Belinda remained in the living room, her expression dark.

"Those two are getting bolder, doing lewd things all over the house. Do they not have even a shred of shame? I could hear everything they were saying," she muttered, clearly frustrated.

"My sister won’t even leave me alone with Dapper for a second. Why does my life suck? Why the hell do I have a system that forces me to be a fucking loser?!"

"IT SUCKS!!" Belinda screamed, throwing the book in her hand with such force that it tore apart upon slamming against the wall.

She collapsed, burying her head between her legs as she wept. This was her reality. Some people’s systems came with painful or humiliating conditions. And though the rewards might be great, the toll it took could be devastating—Belinda was a prime example.

Her system’s condition was that she had to be a loser. For how long, or for what reward, was unclear. Only Belinda knew the full truth.

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Upstairs, Dapper was going at it with Ruth in the bedroom after both of them had gotten tipsy—fucking her from behind while she wore a sleep mask.

Ruth had become more daring and freaky lately, suggesting new positions and kinks she found online, all in hopes of keeping her husband’s attention focused solely on her.

Her moans filled the room, echoing beyond the walls—clearly audible to Belinda downstairs, who grew even more agitated.

After sex, Ruth passed out from exhaustion after going several rounds. Dapper was also tired, but the thrill of leveling up his system kept him awake. Quietly, he slipped out of bed and made his way to the living room.

To his surprise, Belinda was no longer there.

Dapper sank into the couch, clutching his SIA in his hand.

"Bay."

A large holographic screen instantly popped up in front of Dapper.

[Congratulations, Master! You have earned a new badge: Life Points Farmer.]

[You have farmed 1050 Life Points. Would you like to upgrade the system?]

’First of all, what’s the point of that badge?’

[It does nothing. It’s just a badge.]

’...’

[Would you like to update the system to Version 2?]

’Yes.’

Suddenly, Dapper felt a sharp headache strike through his skull, making him clutch his head in pain.

[Updating system...]

[10%...20%...40%...60%...80%...100%]

[System update has been completed.]

Just like that, the pain vanished.

[Perks of System Version 2:]

★ The host will now receive a notification each time Life Points are successfully farmed.

★ The host can now summon the system assistant without the SIA, though the SIA is still required for key features.

★ A new method of earning points has been added. The host no longer needs to cum inside a target. Life Points can now be earned simply through ejaculation, whether by fellatio, handjobs, boobjobs, footjobs, or other fetishes—as long as the act is initiated by a woman and leads to climax.

★ The system, being rankless, can now generate random rewards from physical activities like exercising, training, slaying monsters, and more. These rewards are inconsistent compared to Life Points but can increase physical stats and Mana.

★ As part of Version 2, an additional system condition has been introduced. The host must now both spend ten Life Points daily and have sex every day. Failure to comply with either will result in death.

★ Lastly, and the biggest feature—the System Shop has now been unlocked. The host can purchase items using Life Points.

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Reading through the Version 2 features, Dapper broke into a cold sweat from head to toe.

"What the fuck do you mean by another condition?! Aside from draining ten Life Points daily, now I have to fuck every single day just to survive? If I miss one day, I die? Are you fucking serious?!" Dapper yelled at the glowing system panel.

[I’m sorry, Master. I admit this new condition is extremely harsh, but perhaps it may change once you reach Version 3.]

"Screw you, Bay! I’m not upgrading shit again. Who knows what kind of cursed condition will come with Version 3? You’re the one who convinced me to upgrade in the first place!"

[Don’t blame me, Master. I had no idea it would turn out this way either. But looking on the bright side, Version 2 has valuable perks. You can now strengthen yourself and expand your Mana pool—something impossible with Version 1. And since the condition only requires you to have sex, just make sure you bang a chick before the day ends.]

"Easier said than done," Dapper grumbled. "This is some next-level bullshit. I’m done. All the excitement I had is dead. I need to relax my brain."

He closed the system window and headed upstairs, joining Ruth in bed. Before long, he was fast asleep beside her.

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The next morning, a soft knock woke Dapper and Ruth from sleep.

"Who’s there?" Dapper asked groggily.

"Good morning, sorry for disturbing you, my lord. My lady, you have a visitor. He says he’s your uncle—Roy," the voice of one of the cleaners called from outside.

At that name, Ruth’s eyes widened.