Ch: 151 [Harley & Joker]

    [Location: Classified]

    Joker was planning for his big debut along with Harley and a small group of criminals. Harley took advantage of Waller''s death and stole some top-secret files from A.R.G.U.S. when no one was looking.

    "Puddin'' what''s in those files?" Harley asked while peeking at the papers Joker was reading. She was in her classic Red and Black skin suit outfit, making her look incredibly sexy to others, but when you try to lay a finger on her, your life will end on the spot. That is if the Joker does not intervene. And everyone knows that he won''t.

    Joker didn''t even spare her a glance. He merely mumbled the answer, "A plan for my..." He glanced at Harley and cleared his throat, "Our grand entry into the world."

    "Oh, Puddin'' what are we gonna do? Blow up buildings? Rob banks? Oh! Is it a new way for killing, Mister J?" Harley, all excited, jumped toward the madman to show him the attention he never asked for. "You can always rely on your Harley to bring some crazy things in this!"

    She flipped her hair while adding a wink at the end, flirting at Joker without batting her eyelashes.

    On the other hand, the clown prince didn''t pay much attention, his concentration was mainly on those files, moreover, it''s not the first time she had been acting all silly to get his attention, so why waste his precious time on her?

    "You can tell me, pretty please! Pleeeeeeease! Pretty, pretty, please with whipped cream, sprinkles, and cherries on top. Nod. Ahaaa! You already know your Harleysy has a good brain, but sometimes I feel your brain is way too complicated," As Harley was about to go on one of her usual ramblings, Joker placed his palm over her mouth, "Mummmm~~"

    "Harl, why don''t you go and play with those new friends I saved for you? I''m pretty sure, you are gonna like them," Joker was a little angry and annoyed. After all, it was he who was trying to make plans, and here was his lunatic minion, making her useless comments.

    "You sure you don''t want lil'' ol'' Harl''s help?" She looked down pressing her fingertips together in a pleading and submissive pose, giving him an innocent look as if she were a small puppy wanting to be played with by its owner.

    ''Fuck,'' was all that was crossing Joker''s mind right now. ''Argggg!''

    "You can help me by taming those new friends first. So, chop, chop, get going," Joker said with a large smile, trying to get rid of her as soon as possible.

    "All right, puddin'', whatever you say," she lowered her head, pulling down her eyebrows to give a dejected look as if she couldn''t agree with his orders. ''Ah, yeah,'' she rolled her eyes, ''How can you handle anything all by yourself without hurting your puny brains, ya know? How dare you order your Harley like you''re my fucking daddy. But, I''m sure that Mister J is upset and wants some lone time. My poor puddin'','' Harley internally huffed her breath.

    Harley went to the next room where two big cages were placed and inside them were two big hyenas that they took after their last raid on Gotham Zoo.

    "Such nice puppies," The way she called them, it would have made someone believe her dogs were actually puppies and not fierce adult hyenas.

    Both hyenas growled at Harley, their tail tucked between their legs, as they looked at the blonde girl standing in front of the caged.

    "Don''t be scared, babies," Harley ran over to one of those crates stacked near the window and took out big slices of raw meat. She waved two nice-smelling pieces of meat in her hand, then ran toward their cages. "Here ya go. One for each." She stood between the cages and held the meat pieces through the gaps in the cage, one meat piece in each.

    "Okay, puddin'', will do," Harley answered with her usual giggles before rushing out. "But not without a littl'' pat. Harl is too sad. Poor poor Harley, having no love," she stuck her lower lips outward and started staring at him pouting.

    After what seemed like forever to her, Joker finally pats her on the head. ''Haaa... So annoying.''

    "Here you go. Good girl, now, why don''t you bring me a Wayne Enterprise truck," He handed her an envelope with the license plate details of the vehicle and a rough location.

    "Okiie!" She began to leave the room.

    "Lock your babies up before leaving, or take them," Joker yelled noticing those hyenas growl at him.

    "Oopse! Ah! I know. Why don''t ya come with your mommy?" She took the hyenas and went with them in tow.

    "Beware of Bats. Although he hasn''t shown his face in a while, you better be careful," Joker warned Harley.

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    Next, Ch: 152: Devil Bat out of retirement

    Ch: 153: Devil Bat vs General

    Ch: 154: Mr J is angry

    Ch: 155: A chat with Barry

    Ch: 156: A moment away from work & clone

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