CHAPTER 839: CHAPTER 932

During this time, Shen Yufeng felt like he’s been living like a monk!

Clearly, he’s a man with a wife, but... ahem, he can only see but not taste.

At this very moment, An Xiaoyu was nestled entirely in Shen Yufeng’s arms, clingy on his body.

Shen Yufeng sighed helplessly; he truly suspected this little girl was doing it on purpose!

Originally, he thought that by hugging her and kissing her, she’d obediently go to sleep, but she was even more awake.

"Hubby..."

She called him softly, the voice lazy and tender, making his heart instantly melt.

"Mm, I’m here!" Shen Yufeng’s voice was deep.

"I can’t sleep!" An Xiaoyu said, rubbing her little face against his chest.

"Can’t sleep?" This problem... is really troublesome.

Actually, he wasn’t sleepy now either.

This is all her fault!

Shen Yufeng took a deep breath.

"So, what should we do?"

"Mm, you can tell me a story!" An Xiaoyu said softly.

Shen Yufeng was taken aback, tell a story huh...

"Is this supposed to be a bedtime story?" Shen Yufeng was a bit helpless.

An Xiaoyu giggled, "If you can’t tell a story, then just sing a song!"

Shen Yufeng gritted his teeth, might as well tell a story!

Since she wanted to hear a story... hmm...

"Then, any kind is fine?"

An Xiaoyu nodded.

"Yeah, but Snow White or Cinderella types are out, it must be something I haven’t heard before and has depth!"

Shen Yufeng raised his eyebrows.

It needs depth huh...

"Alright, let me think..." Shen Yufeng pretended to ponder deeply.

Finally, Shen Yufeng spoke:

Once upon a time, a lecher, a money-grubber, and a gay man all died at the same time, and they all wanted to go to heaven.

God told them they must withstand trials on the way to heaven and give up their vices from life, only then could they enter heaven. Otherwise, they would have to go to hell.

The three nodded, promising to give up their vices. So, they all set off toward heaven. Suddenly, they saw a group of beautiful women by the roadside, and the lecher in front got lecherous thoughts and couldn’t help rushing over to grope the women, ending up falling straight into hell.

The remaining two continued on. Suddenly, there was a wallet on the ground, containing a thick wad of cash. So, the money-grubber bent over to pick it up. At the very moment he was about to touch the wallet, he remembered the tragic scene of the lecher falling into hell and quickly resisted his greed, straightened up, and walked alone to finish the journey going to heaven..."

At this point, Shen Yufeng stopped, and An Xiaoyu was puzzled, "Is the story over?"

Shen Yufeng nodded, "Yeah, it’s finished."

"That’s not right, how is there only one person left? What about the gay man? How come it didn’t mention him, and the story just ended?"

Shen Yufeng chuckled, "Wasn’t that already explained?"

"No!" An Xiaoyu was a bit confused, "When did you explain it?"

"I didn’t lie to you, hmm, think carefully... If you can’t figure it out, it’s just that your comprehension skills are too low!"