Beware the Appearing Cute Wife!
Chapter 840 - 933: The Little Mushroom-Picking Girl
CHAPTER 840: CHAPTER 933: THE LITTLE MUSHROOM-PICKING GIRL
Shen Yufeng embraced her, pulling her closer into his arms.
Her body was warm and soft, and holding her felt so pleasant, leaving Shen Yufeng in a refreshed mood.
"Hmm, honey, I suddenly remembered another joke. Do you want to hear it..."
Shen Yufeng’s tone was filled with deep flirtation, and as soon as An Xiaoyu heard it, she knew it couldn’t be any proper joke.
"Tch, I don’t want to hear it!" An Xiaoyu said, attempting to cover her ears.
But Shen Yufeng grasped her wrist, laughing, "Honey, just go along with it, won’t you be my loyal audience for once?"
An Xiaoyu sighed helplessly, this guy...
Alright, she was curious to see what kind of joke he would tell this time.
Shen Yufeng cleared his throat and began telling the joke—
There was a man living in the forest, he was the only one there, so he often slept naked, as no one could see him. One day, he was sleeping in the grass when a little girl picking mushrooms came along, counting as she picked, "One, two, three, four, five, five, five, five..."
Eventually, the little girl gave up and walked away.
The next day, the man lay naked in the same spot, waiting for the little girl. This time, a little bear picking mushrooms came along, also counting as it picked, "One, two, three, four, five, five, five... six, seven, eight..."
The little girl picking mushrooms!
The little bear picking mushrooms!
An Xiaoyu felt her whole body heat up, this guy...
Telling her such a joke, it was simply... simply... too much!
She glared at him, her face flushed, questioning, "Shen Yufeng, where did you learn this from, you’ve become bad!"
An Xiaoyu recalled how Yunqing, full of nonsensical material, used to mock the second brother, thinking Yunqing was really a sly fellow, but now it seems the man in front of her is equally full of mischief!
This side of him, compared to the high and mighty, serious persona he usually showed, bore no resemblance at all.
Now she finally understood, Shen Yufeng and Shen Yunqing... were essentially the same kind of people! It’s just this guy usually hid it so well!
Shen Yufeng smiled, looking at An Xiaoyu before him, her face was full of blush, and in her eyes shone a bright light, with that shy expression...
Shen Yufeng found his breath slightly uneven, and his body even more tensed.
"Honey..."
Shen Yufeng called her softly, his voice low, carrying a hint of hoarseness and allure.
An Xiaoyu only felt her throat tighten, this guy...
"Are you... okay!"
She bit her lip, not daring to look into his eyes.
At this moment, it seemed as if his eyes contained raging flames.
"Not good..."
Shen Yufeng said without the slightest pretense.
An Xiaoyu: "..."
This guy!
But under the blanket, Shen Yufeng reached out his large hand, firmly grasping hers.
"Feel it..."
An Xiaoyu felt an explosive sound in her mind.
This... bad man!
At this moment, Shen Yufeng’s low voice sounded in her ear.
"Honey, tonight, why don’t you be the little girl picking mushrooms, alright?"