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Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger

Chapter 314: Okay, stop playing tricks on them

Author: 一只大竹笋
updatedAt: 2025-08-05

Chapter 314: Okay, stop playing tricks on them

“Yes.” Matthew nodded upon hearing this, gazing at the torrential downpour in the distance.

Looking at the trend of this rain, if nothing unexpected happens? The entire cavern has now turned into a Water Curtain Cave.

“Little Sister, do you see? It’s raining over there, this cat isn’t wrong, right?” Just as Matthew was thinking this, Li Li jumped in front of Hong Fu and said.

He hasn’t forgotten that he has a bet with the other party. Now that he has won the bet, shouldn’t the other party admit defeat?

“You’re wrong, and very wrong. You forgot that you, little guy, said that it would rain in the cavern after we arrived? But we haven’t arrived yet, and it’s already raining there.” Hong Fu, who was chatting with Wu Xiaohui, replied casually after hearing this.

“Ah? Did I say that?” Li Li couldn’t help but be stunned upon hearing this.

“Of course you did, I heard it clearly, could it be fake?” Hong Fu nodded affirmatively: “So I didn’t win this bet, and neither did you, we’re tied.”

“Ah? Is that how it’s calculated? I think I should have won.” Li Li couldn’t help but say upon hearing this.

“How is that possible? You didn’t guess correctly.” Hong Fu said, waving her hand: “Sister is too lazy to argue with you about these little things, you just be good and go over there, okay? Sister is chatting right now, as a polite cat, you should go over there obediently and not disturb your sisters.”

“Alright.” Li Li said helplessly, understanding that the other party was going to play rogue, but what could he do? It’s really frustrating for a cat.

“Hong Fu, did you make a bet with the chubby kitty?” Wu Xiaohui, who was at the side, asked curiously after hearing this.

“Yes! We were just playing around.” Hong Fu said with a smile: “This little rascal insisted on guessing when it would rain with me, and then you saw the result, neither of us guessed correctly.”

“So that’s how it is.” Wu Xiaohui nodded upon hearing this, with an expression of understanding in her eyes.

“What’s wrong, Brother Cat? You don’t seem very happy.” Matthew asked, seeing Li Li return.

Didn’t the other party go to the sisters? Why doesn’t he seem very happy after coming back?

“Little Sister tricked me, how could I be happy? We clearly agreed on a bet, and now it’s proven that I won, but she just won’t admit it.” Li Li grumbled.

“Uh, did you bet big with Little Sister?” Matthew asked. They actually made a bet, could it be a big bet? That’s why Brother Cat is so unhappy.

“The bet wasn’t big at all, it was just to verify each other’s guesses. The important thing is that this cat thinks Little Sister doesn’t keep her promises.” Li Li said helplessly.

“Uh, get used to it. How many people in the world actually follow the rules?” Matthew replied after hearing this.

Brother Cat actually wants to reason with a woman? I have to say, it’s a good idea, but unfortunately, it’s a bit too idealistic.

“Yeah, that’s why this cat suffered a big loss.” Li Li sighed and said, with a helpless look on his face.

If he had known this would happen? He wouldn’t have bothered with Little Sister Hong Fu. He didn’t expect the other party to be so untrustworthy, treating her words like farts.

“It’s alright, at least you didn’t lose anything, right, Brother Cat?” Matthew comforted: “Don’t take this kind of thing to heart, let’s think about what to do later? How should we catch these skeletons?”

“Of course, we’ll use a net, the bigger the net the better, just right to catch them all in one go.” Li Li said, looking at Matthew: “Are you ready?”

“Ah? Ready for what?” Matthew couldn’t help but be stunned when he was suddenly asked.

“To catch skeletons, of course, you’ll use magic to weave a big net to catch the skeletons. This cat will be responsible for putting them into the spatial backpack, then we can catch all these skeletons in one go.” Li Li said, jumping up and down.

Matthew looked up in confusion. He found many ghosts appearing over the Skeleton Kingdom in the distance and roaring:

“Damn you despicable guys, using such insidious and dirty tricks. Is this all you bugs can do?”

He was so angry, he was sleeping soundly at home, and suddenly the water rose, and then the whole kingdom was flooded.

And this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that the other party blocked the sewer of the kingdom’s cave, and not only blocked the bottom, but also the other end, so even if they cleared the sewer, the water still couldn’t be drained, directly flooding the entire kingdom.

“Uh, is that the Skeleton King in the sky? Why did he suddenly start cursing?”

“Yeah, what happened? Why does he look so angry?”

“Yes, what happened to the Skeleton Kingdom?”

The students couldn’t help but be stunned, not understanding what happened that could make a Skeleton King so angry.

“This has nothing to do with us, you better not interfere.” Shrek said angrily.

These little guys are not concerned about their own safety, and they are still meddling in this kind of thing, are they not satisfied with dying early enough?

Don’t they even think about their current identity? Do they really think they can get involved in this kind of thing? This is a war, not a game of house. Once something happens, they will really die.

“Queen, it seems someone is losing their temper.” The troll couldn’t help but say, seeing this scene.

Although he didn’t understand what happened, as long as it made the enemy suffer, it must be something that made them happy.

“Hmm, I wonder what kind of medicine this guy took wrong? He suddenly went crazy, but it doesn’t matter, after we arrive, we’ll help him cure it.” The Dragon Queen smiled and waved her hand, shouting: “Charge! Deal with these toothless guys and let them know how powerful we are.”

“Yes!”

Hearing this, the monsters roared and rushed towards the territory of the Skeleton Kingdom.

They really loved to beat a dog while it’s down.

“Damn monsters!” The skeleton centaur, who rushed out from a pile of skeletons, couldn’t help but curse, and shouted, raising the spear in his hand:

“You useless things, stop climbing up there, all of you get ready to fight the enemy, do you hear me? Otherwise, I’ll step on your skeletons and throw you into the fire as firewood later.”

A bunch of idiots, at this time, they are still fighting amongst themselves. Dragging each other down and preventing other undead from coming out, don’t they even think about the current situation? The enemy is already at the door, and they are still dilly-dallying here.

“Yes, yes~”

The skeletons who were pulling each other heard this and nodded repeatedly.

Only then did they give up on dragging each other down. Some of the skeletons finally rushed out, but before they could be happy for two seconds, a troll with a big club appeared and hit them on the head, making their eyes go black.

“You guys are too ruthless, the Queen said that if we can capture these guys alive, we should try to capture them alive and not kill them.” The goblin who came up immediately reminded them after seeing this scene. These guys are too ruthless, right? Look at how they are fighting, they are about to smash the skeletons into pieces.

Don’t they know that these skeletons are very valuable?

“But the Queen also said that if we can dismantle them, we should dismantle them, and don’t hesitate, otherwise, if these guys react, it won’t be so easy to deal with them.” The troll who smashed the skeleton into pieces said.

The Queen did say to capture them alive, that’s right. But she also said that if we really can’t capture them? It’s okay to dismantle them, as long as we don’t crush them into powder.

“Yeah, anyway, we can sell these guys whole or in parts, there’s no need to worry so much.” The goblin who knocked a skeleton unconscious with a shovel also said.

This is a war, not a game of house. Who has the mood to capture these guys alive? They just want to beat them to death.

“Then remember not to smash them too much, otherwise the Queen will be angry when she sees it.” The goblin reminded them.

“Okay, okay.” The trolls replied and continued to rush forward with their clubs. As for whether they really heard it, no one knew.

“Wow, these guys are all like wolves and tigers, they are fighting quite lively, but I wonder if they get paid for working so hard?” Li Li couldn’t help but say, seeing this scene.

Although these skeletons are all over the mountains and plains, like a white ocean, they still can’t withstand the trolls who rushed in. They are like a sharp knife, rampaging in the white ocean.

The entire formation was broken up and tattered.

“Damn you, I’m going to wipe you bastards out.” The skeleton centaur couldn’t help but be furious, took out a 20-meter long white bone spear, and stabbed at the trolls.

“Boom, boom, boom”

“Boom, boom, boom”

At this moment, a thunderclap came from the distance. A tall goblin covered in red dragon scales appeared in front of him.

“What’s the point of bullying the little guys? If you have the ability, come and fight me.” The Dragon Vein Goblin said, holding a slender bone knife, his eyes full of disdain.

“You’re looking for death.” The bone centaur said coldly and rushed towards the Dragon Vein Goblin.

Immediately, sparks flew and there was an earth-shattering sound. Any creature that approached the two figures would be directly blown away, like leaves swept by a strong wind.

And in several other places, the same scene was being played out, only the two sides fighting were different, but the same thing was that a vacuum zone was formed around them, where no creature dared to approach.

“Teacher, can we leave now?”

“Yes, yes, the Queen said we just have to follow, she didn’t say we have to keep following, right?”

Seeing this terrible scene, the students’ legs trembled. They finally understood why the teacher told them never to get involved in a war.

Once someone with their strength gets involved, it’s really a matter of life and death. Look at this terrible battle, you can tell how tragic this battle will be.

“She didn’t say that, the Queen just told us to follow, but she didn’t say that she would let us go.” Shrek said, with a serious look on his face. The students knew that the situation was not good, how could he not know? But what could he do?

“Then… what should we do?” The students couldn’t help but show a panicked expression after hearing this.

“Naturally, we ask others for help. You have to remember that when your individual strength is too weak, you have to learn to rely on the strength of the group.” Shrek said and walked towards Hu Xiong and the others.

The students immediately understood and quickly followed. They knew whether they could escape safely this time depended on whether these people from the East were willing to cooperate with them.

“Huh! You’re not leaving yet?” Hu Xiong asked curiously, seeing the group of people coming over.

The battle is in full swing, and these little guys are still not leaving? Are they just naive, or are their brains not working properly?

“We want to leave, but with the current situation, I’m afraid we can’t escape safely on our own, so we want to invite you to leave with us, so that everyone can have a guarantee, isn’t that right?” Shrek said with a smile, and the students echoed:

“Yes, seniors, let’s leave together. Seniors, you’ve also seen the current situation, haven’t you?”

“Yes, yes, it’s safer to leave together.”

Xiong Guang shook his head after hearing this:

“Although your suggestion is good, I’m afraid we can’t leave with you.”

“Yeah, you guys should leave on your own. While the battlefield is still just getting chaotic, leave early, otherwise you may not be able to leave later.” Hu Xiong also said after hearing this.

“Ah! Why is that? Everyone.” Shrek couldn’t help but ask in confusion.

With their strength, if they left with him, their chances of escaping would definitely increase greatly, but why are they unwilling to leave?

“Yes, yes! Seniors, you’ve also seen the current situation, if we don’t leave, we will definitely die here, only by desperately trying to get out do we have a chance of survival.”

“Yes, seniors, don’t hesitate, leave with us.”

The students also persuaded, hoping that Hu Xiong and the others would leave with them.

“How should I say this? Should we tell you or not?” Xiong Guang couldn’t help but show an awkward expression, seeing their anxious looks.

“There’s no need to play with these little guys anymore, tell them what you should tell them. You guys are too bad, you’ve been playing with them for so long. It’s time to let them know the truth.” At this moment, a voice came from behind him, immediately attracting everyone’s attention.

Everyone looked back and saw Li Li walking over with a steady gait.

“Uh, Captain Cat Cat. You seem to be the least qualified to say this, right?” Xiong Guang replied weakly after hearing this.

“Yeah! Captain Cat Cat, you’re the one who’s pretending the most, and you still have the nerve to say that about us.”

Feng Ruxue also said after hearing this.

As for Shrek and the others, their eyes widened like light bulbs, and they said in disbelief: “The cat spoke, did you see that? He spoke, he spoke!”

“Yes, we saw it.”

They never thought that a cat could speak, and it seemed to have a high IQ.

What’s going on? They are going crazy.

“What’s going on? Mr. Hu Xiong.” Shrek asked after the shock.

Even cats can talk, so what about their identities?

“Uh, simply put, we weren’t coerced, we came here after reaching an agreement with Miss Dragon Queen.” Hu Xiong, who was asked, scratched his head awkwardly and said.

It’s really embarrassing. The other party was being honest with them, but they seem to have gone too far and played a bit too much with them. They made the other party feel a bit miserable.

“Reached an agreement? Shrek was stunned and felt the temperature around him rise. He turned around and saw a huge figure approaching.

“By the way, Captain Cat Cat, shouldn’t you guys be taking action too?” The Dragon Queen said to Li Li: “I didn’t invite you here to chat.”

“Understood, understood, we’ll get to work right away, don’t be so anxious, we can’t run away anyway.” Li Li said and shouted to Hu Xiong and the others: “Don’t slack off here, hurry up and get to work.”

After saying that, he rushed out, shuttling among the skeletons. Any skeleton that approached his body was directly sucked in by him.

“Damn wild cat, stop it!” The Skeleton King couldn’t help but be furious, his eyes full of angry flames.

“You say stop and I stop, wouldn’t that make me lose face?” Li Li muttered and disappeared with a jump.

When he reappeared, he took away many more skeleton soldiers.

The Skeleton King, wearing a black bone crown, was so angry that he had to personally arrest him.

“Is it necessary to be like this? I didn’t do anything?” Li Li said angrily and turned into a giant cat in the next second, pouncing on the Skeleton King.

“Boom, boom, boom”

“Boom, boom, boom”

As the two sides collided, the earth trembled and countless thunderbolts fell, dyeing the whole world a brilliant white.

“Ah!”

Seeing this scene, Slate and the others were almost dumbfounded.

“Okay, I won’t talk to you anymore, if you want to leave, leave quickly, we have to go too.”

“Yeah! Otherwise, it will be troublesome if Captain Cat Cat knows we are slacking off here.”

Hu Xiong and the others said, seeing this scene, and rushed out one by one.

As they joined the battlefield, the white skeleton wave was further divided.

It took a while for the students to come back to their senses:

“Teacher, are all these seniors strong at this level?”

“Yeah! I actually talked to a strong person at this level?”

“Probably…” Shrek, who was asked, said in a trance.

He saw Matthew running out with his staff, blasting away tens of thousands of skeletons with a casual wave.

He was dumbfounded. Are forest elves so fierce these days? If he saw correctly, the aura emanating from the other party was at least that of a high-level mage.

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