Chapter 329: Sister, you are really evil

“What can I do? Of course, it’s to share good things with everyone, just like how you, little rascal, share things with Big Sister.”

Hong Fu said with a smile, then looked at Li Li: “This isn’t something you should be concerned about. Hurry up and give Big Sister the rest of the pig liver soup, you hear?”

“Uh, Big Sister, there’s no problem with your question, but let’s make it clear beforehand, you can’t say that I gave it to you.” Li Li emphasized upon hearing this. As expected, Big Sister is also unreliable, actually planning to give the pig liver soup to others to drink.

“Got it, you little guy, stop blabbering and hurry up and give it to Big Sister.” Hong Fu said impatiently, reaching out her hand towards Li Li.

“Alright.” Seeing this, Li Li could only give the rest of the pig liver soup to her.

“Good kitty, wait here, okay? Big Sister needs to go out for a bit.” Hong Fu said with a smile, holding the mint pig liver soup and walking towards the door of the alchemy room.

Li Li felt his head buzzing as he watched this scene, and quickly followed. Who knows who she’s going to give it to? This is digging a pit for a cat, this is.

“Kitty, are you coming with me too? Do you want to try it too?” Hong Fu asked with a smile when she saw Li Li following.

“Of course not, I just want to know what Big Sister is planning to do.” Li Li shook his head when he heard this. He didn’t want to drink it. He just wanted to know who Big Sister was planning to trick, so he could be more cautious in the future.

“What can I do? I’m just bringing warmth to people, look at the things you’re saying, little rascal.” Hong Fu laughed and walked towards the huge alchemy furnace.

There, an old man with red hair and a red face was sitting by the alchemy furnace, looking very serious.

This was Hong Fu’s Master, known as “Ancestor Danhuo”.

“Girl, why do you look so sneaky? Just say what you need to say.” Ancestor Danhuo, who had his eyes closed, said directly after sensing the movement.

“Master, how can you say that about me? I even specially cooked it for you, I brought you my specialty pig liver soup, and I can’t believe you would say that about me? It makes me so sad.” Hong Fu walked closer, said with a pitiful expression, and reached out to wipe her tears.

She also secretly observed her Master’s reaction. Li Li, who was watching from the side, couldn’t help but be amazed.

Good heavens, Big Sister is outrageous, even deceiving her own Master. There’s no one else like her.

“Hmm? You girl can cook?” Ancestor Danhuo couldn’t help but open his eyes when he heard this, looking at Hong Fu holding the pig liver soup with surprise.

In his memory, this girl had never cooked before. What’s going on recently? Could it be that she’s changed?

“Of course, Master, don’t underestimate me. I’m capable in public life, and skilled in private life.” Hong Fu said with a smile, and placed a bowl of pig liver soup in front of Ancestor Danhuo:

“Old man, you’ve been talking so much, you must be parched. Quickly have some pig liver soup to clear the heat.”

After she finished speaking, she looked at Ancestor Danhuo expectantly. Ancestor Danhuo could only pick up the bowl and say: “Alright, since you girl cooked it yourself, it wouldn’t be right for me not to drink it.”

“Mm-hmm, Master, don’t be polite. Have some more.” Hong Fu’s eyes lit up with a smile upon seeing this scene. She could already imagine what would happen later.

“Little cat, why are you looking at me like that? Do you want to drink it too?” Ancestor Danhuo, holding the bowl and about to drink, asked when he saw Li Li staring at him.

After all, the little cat’s gaze was too lethal, making him feel a little embarrassed to drink it himself.

“No, no, absolutely not, I don’t like to drink this. Old Grandpa, you drink it.” Li Li, who was staring, quickly shook his head and said.

Are you kidding? He came to watch the other party suffer, not to watch himself suffer. How could he possibly want to drink this stuff?

“That’s right, Master. The little glutton has already had some, but he doesn’t like the taste, so I didn’t give him any more. Master, you try it, I think you’ll like the taste.” Hong Fu, who was beside him, said.

She looked at her Master with anticipation.

“Alright, since you’ve said so, I’ll give it a try.” Ancestor Danhuo said, holding the dark red pig liver soup with floating mint leaves, and drank it all in one gulp.

“Ugh~”

As the pig liver soup went down, Ancestor Danhuo’s face immediately turned ugly.

“Master, are you alright? Is the soup not good?” Hong Fu asked, pretending to be concerned, her mouth grinning from ear to ear.

“No, no, the soup is very, very good. It’s just that Master is not used to it.” Ancestor Danhuo covered his mouth and said.

He was afraid that he would directly vomit the soup he had just drunk, which would embarrass Hong Fu and dampen her enthusiasm.

After all, it was rare for this child to be interested in cooking, so he couldn’t discourage her.

“Really? That’s such a pity.” Hong Fu looked regretful upon hearing this, then looked around and said: “By the way, Master, where are Senior Brother, Senior Sister, Junior Brother, and Junior Sister? Why don’t I see them? I want to give them this pig liver soup too. They stay by the furnace all day long, they must have a lot of internal heat. This is perfect for clearing the heat.”

“Uh…” Ancestor Danhuo’s mouth twitched upon hearing this. He couldn’t figure out if she was doing it on purpose.

But then he thought, as a Master, how could he be so unlucky while his other disciples were fine? So he said:

“They took Little Calico Cat out to play and haven’t come back yet. If you want to find them, you can go to the Lotus Pavilion by the lake.”

“Is that so? Then I’ll go find them, Master.” Hong Fu said, carrying the pig liver soup and heading towards the door.

Li Li, seeing this, first looked at Ancestor Danhuo, then quickly ran away.

Otherwise, who knows if Big Sister would take it out on him after she left?

“This little cat is really sly.” Ancestor Danhuo couldn’t help but smile, then leaned on the alchemy furnace and vomited.

This girl, it’s better for her not to experiment with this kind of strange soup anymore, and just focus on researching some normal ones. This stuff is really not something people can drink.

“Kitty, did you see Master’s expression just now? Wasn’t it hilarious?” Hong Fu asked with a smile as she came out with the pig liver soup.

“Not funny, but doing this will get you beaten, right? Big Sister.” Li Li said weakly. Big Sister is really a clever one, even daring to do such a thing. Isn’t she afraid of Ancestor Danhuo beating her?

“No, no. Master loves me so much, how could he bear to beat me?” Hong Fu said: “And I really wanted to share this pig liver soup with Master. Master will understand my good intentions.”

“Is that so…” Li Li’s eyelids twitched upon hearing this. Ancestor Danhuo having a disciple like Big Sister is really like black smoke coming out of his ancestral grave.

“Of course, do you think my judgment would be wrong?” Hong Fu said with a smile.

“Probably not?” Li Li replied weakly when asked.

“See? So Kitty, don’t be afraid, okay? Follow Big Sister, I guarantee you’ll eat well and live comfortably.” Hong Fu laughed and skipped down the steps, making Li Li’s heart skip a beat.

He felt uneasy upon hearing these words.

“Senior Brother, Senior Sister, Junior Brother, Junior Sister, what are you doing here? Come and try the pig liver soup I made for you. I guarantee you won’t forget it after you drink it.” Hong Fu shouted at the group of people who were playing with Little Calico Cat as soon as she arrived at the lakeside with the pig liver soup.

“Uh, Junior Sister Hong Fu actually has such skills?”

“Yeah, then we have to give it a try.”

The people surrounding Little Calico Cat immediately came over, carrying Little Calico Cat.

“Meow meow, I’ve seen people looking for money, but this is the first time I’ve seen someone looking for death.” Li Li said helplessly, looking at these guys walking towards them. It was like looking at a group of walking dead.

Why would these guys think that Big Sister Hong Fu, a person who has never done any manual labor, could cook something delicious? It’s something you can figure out with your toes that it’s impossible, right?

“Kitty, if you don’t shut your mouth obediently, I’ll stuff all of this into your mouth later.” Hong Fu said with a smile when she heard Li Li mumbling, making Li Li shiver.

He quickly shut his mouth and dared not say anything more.

“Junior Sister, I can’t believe you have such good skills, it really makes us look at you with new eyes. It seems that we are in for a treat today.” Wen Song said with a smile, and put Little Calico Cat down.

“Yes, yes, Senior Sister, you’re amazing.”

The other disciples nodded in agreement, expressing that it was indeed true.

Li Li almost shook his head off. These guys are so happy now, he hoped they could still be like this later.

“Brother Li, what are you doing? Why don’t you look very happy?” Little Calico Cat, who had been put down, came to Li Li’s side and asked curiously.

“No, I’m very happy, who said I wasn’t happy?” Li Li said, then looked at Little Calico Cat with some surprise: “Little Calico Cat, you can talk? This place is indeed good, you learned to talk so quickly. I thought it would take you a while.”

This Earth Immortal Realm is indeed the Earth Immortal Realm, Little Calico Cat has only been here for a short time and can already speak human language. If she stayed any longer, he didn’t dare to imagine.

“It’s alright, cultivation isn’t that difficult, so I didn’t spend much time on it.” Little Calico Cat replied shyly, rubbing against Li Li’s body.

“How is that possible? Talking is very difficult. You need to have a certain level of cultivation. You must have suffered a lot during this time, Little Calico Cat.” Li Li shook his big head upon hearing this.

He didn’t like cultivation back then, that’s why he chose the path of Super Cat. Now she’s telling him it’s easy, doesn’t that make him look stupid?

“Uh, not really, Brother Li.”

“I haven’t cultivated much, I just got stronger after eating the pills everyone gave me.” Little Calico Cat shook her head and said.

She didn’t even mention suffering during this time, she didn’t even cultivate much. Everyone gave her pills to eat, and she learned to talk after eating them.

“Ah? Are they that good to you?” Li Li’s jaw dropped in astonishment.

It’s really different strokes for different cats. They are all cats, but she enjoyed the treatment of an emperor, with everyone giving her pills to eat.

And he could only rely on himself to slowly improve, with no shortcuts. He had to admit, she was really enviable.

“Yes, everyone is very good to me.” Little Calico Cat nodded and said: “They say I’m Master’s good disciple, the one and only in the entire sect, so they usually don’t let me do any work, and often take me out to play.”

Speaking of which, everyone was really too nice to her, he wondered if it was because of Master?

“Alright, I’m relieved to hear that you’re doing so well here. This way, I can also report back to Glasses Bro.” Li Li patted Little Calico Cat’s head with his paw after calming down.

Glasses Bro was still worried about Little Calico Cat’s situation. He was afraid that if he knew, he would drool with envy.

With everyone doting on Little Calico Cat, why would they need to worry about her? They only need to worry about themselves.

“Mm-hmm, Brother Li, tell my Litter Shovel Officer not to worry about me. I’m living a good life here. I’ll go back after I’ve learned my skills.” Little Calico Cat nodded and said.

“No problem.” Li Li replied, then he heard a vomiting sound. He looked back and saw Wen Song and the others vomiting violently.

They almost vomited out their intestines, how disgusting was the scene?

“Senior Brother, Junior Brother, Senior Sister, Junior Sister, do you think this doesn’t taste good?” Hong Fu asked, blinking her innocent big eyes upon seeing this scene.

But the corners of her mouth couldn’t hide her gloating. These Senior and Junior Brothers and Sisters are so easy to fool. They drank it without her even having to urge them.

Hearing this, the disciples looked at Hong Fu’s innocent look. They swallowed the words that were about to come out of their mouths, and said against their will:

“No, no, it’s just that our stomachs have been feeling unwell recently, and we can’t drink such good soup.”

“Yes, yes, the soup is very delicious, but we are unworthy of enjoying it.”

“Is that so? That’s really a pity.” Hong Fu couldn’t help but sigh.

Seeing this, the disciples quickly said:

“Yes, yes, Junior Sister, Senior Sister, if there’s nothing else, we’ll take our leave.”

“Yes, yes.”

“Don’t leave in a hurry, everyone. I also happen to be proficient in medicine, I can take a look at everyone.” Hong Fu said, and took out a row of silver needles from her storage ring.