Chapter 330: This cat is not stupid and will not run into the gun muzzle

Seeing that everyone here had darkened faces, he hurriedly said:

“No need, Senior Sister. I suddenly feel like I’m better now.”

“Yeah, Senior Sister, you don’t have to go through so much trouble. We’ll be fine after we go back and drink some hot tea.”

Oh, their good boy, such long silver needles, will they really not die after being inserted? And they had never heard of her knowing medical skills. Could it be that she wanted to experiment on them?

After all, she had experimented on them before when she refined pills using waste pills.

Seeing this situation now, how could they agree? How big of a heart do they need to agree to such a thing?

“Is that so? Alright, then remember to go back and drink more hot water.” Looking at everyone with pig liver-colored faces, Hong Fu said with a smile.

Finally, she let them go and stopped teasing them.

“Mhm, mhm, we’ll go back and drink hot water now, goodbye, Senior Sister.”

“Goodbye, Senior Sister! Goodbye, Senior Sister!”

Everyone here was relieved. They said as they retreated, and finally ran away, fearing that they would be left behind if they were a second late.

“Run slower, don’t trip.” Seeing this scene, Hong Fu even shouted while covering her mouth, really afraid that they wouldn’t hear her.

And after hearing this, the group ran even faster.

“These little guys are really interesting, don’t you think so? Cat Cat.” Hong Fu withdrew her gaze and looked at Li Li.

“Uh, how should I put this?” Li Li said with a troubled expression.

He wanted to say that these guys were indeed like that, but he was worried about being implicated. Moreover, if he didn’t tell the truth, he always felt a little tormented.

“Just say what you want to say, what’s there to be tangled about?” Hong Fu smiled, squatted down, and said to San Hua: “Don’t always hang out with them, you know? You’re a girl and you should learn to play with girls. What’s the point of always playing with these boys?”

“Yes, I understand, Master.” San Hua nodded. She was wondering why Master was suddenly teasing everyone. So it was for this reason.

“Mhm, that’s right.” Hong Fu nodded with satisfaction and said to Li Li: “And you stay away from these guys, you know? Otherwise, if they treat you like a monster, don’t blame me for not warning you.”

“I think Big Sister, you don’t have to worry about this at all. They can’t tease me. If they dare to do this? I’ll let them know what cat power is.” Li Li said, raising his paw.

If these guys want to tease him? Then they better try if their lives are hard enough, otherwise, he might give these little guys a little surprise.

For example, let them accidentally encounter a super tornado, suddenly attacked by a huge waterspout, and so on.

“Really? That’s great. It seems like you’re a mature and steady cat. I don’t need to worry about you.” Hong Fu couldn’t help but laugh.

Not bad, not bad, the gluttonous cat still knows how to protect himself, then she can rest assured, hoping that he can teach these disciples a lesson.

Let them understand that the cuter the animal, the more dangerous it is.

“Of course.” Li Li nodded his big head, then asked curiously: “By the way, Big Sister, do these guys have a grudge against you? Why do you tease them for no reason?”

“There’s no grudge, but these guys used to treat me like an idiot, which made me very angry. So of course, I have to tease them well when I have the opportunity.” Hong Fu clenched her fist and said, these guys used to lie to her that her pills were very good.

She had been burying her head in refining pills and never left the house, losing a lot of time to play. If she didn’t teach them a good lesson, how could she relieve her hatred?

“Alright, so Big Sister is still very petty.”

Li Li couldn’t help but mutter after hearing this. Why did Big Sister target these guys? So it was for this reason, then it’s not surprising.

“What are you muttering about, gluttonous cat? Are you talking bad about me again?” While Li Li was muttering, his chubby face was suddenly pinched by Hong Fu.

“No, no, absolutely not, Big Sister, you have to believe me. I’m a famous good cat, how could I do such a thing?” Li Li immediately denied it, otherwise, he wasn’t sure what she would do to him.

“Really? But why don’t I believe it?” Hong Fu looked at Li Li and said, showing a look of “you gluttonous cat, don’t try to fool me.”

“Maybe it’s because Big Sister, you haven’t spent enough time with me. If you spend more time with me, you’ll know that I never lie.” Li Li said.

“I wouldn’t believe it if you said you didn’t lie.” Hong Fu pinched Li Li’s chubby face angrily and said: “You bad guy, you’re known as a glutton outside, and you still want to flatter yourself.”

This gluttonous cat still said he was honest. If he was honest, could he have tricked so many people into feeding him?

This is something that can be thought of with your toes.

“Where is it? I’m just telling the truth. The rumors outside are all misunderstandings of me. Big Sister, don’t be misled by the rumors outside.” Li Li explained, shaking his head to break free from her hand, otherwise, if she kept pinching, his face would swell up.

“If one person says it’s fake, could everyone be saying it’s fake? You really think I’m a fool.” Hong Fu rolled her eyes after hearing this and beckoned to San Hua: “Little San Hua, let’s go find Senior Sister. It’s time for you to practice. Let Senior Sister teach you the Green Lotus Sword Technique.”

“So that you won’t only know how to refine pills and have no combat skills.”

“Okay, Master.” San Hua nodded in response and followed Hong Fu.

Li Li saw this and followed behind with small steps. After all, he had come all the way here, he couldn’t just look at Big Sister Hong Fu. He had to look at Big Sister Mingmin too, otherwise, if she found out later, he would be in trouble.

Don’t think that she was cold, but she was actually quite vindictive.

“Junior Sister, you’re here?” On the peach blossom-filled mountaintop, Mingmin stopped her sword dance and said when she saw Hong Fu arrive.

Hong Fu nodded and stepped aside while holding Little San Hua. She pointed to the big head that popped out from behind her and said:

“Yes, Senior Sister. And it’s not just me who came. Look, who is this?”

Mingmin, who was stroking her long sword, heard this and looked in the direction she pointed. She saw Li Li and couldn’t help but smile and say:

“Hmm? Gluttonous Cat, why are you here?”

“I miss the two Big Sisters, so I came to see you.” Li Li, who climbed up the steps, replied with a smile, keeping a silly grin.

“Yeah, Senior Sister. And the Gluttonous Cat didn’t come empty-handed. He brought us gifts.” Hong Fu said and took out the hidden Mint Pig Liver Soup: “Senior Sister, look at this. This is specially made for us by the Gluttonous Cat. I just had some. Senior Sister, you should have some too.”

As she said that, she handed it to Mingmin. Seeing this from the side, she couldn’t help but open her mouth in astonishment. She didn’t expect her to do this. Not only did she trick her fellow disciples, but she didn’t even let her Big Sister off the hook. She was simply devoid of conscience, wicked and insane.

“What’s wrong? Gluttonous Cat. Didn’t you make this? Why do you look so surprised?” Mingmin, who took the Mint Pig Liver Soup, asked suspiciously when she saw this.

She always felt that the Gluttonous Cat’s expression was a bit strange, as if something was not quite right.

“Nothing, it’s just that my cooking skills are not very good. The pig liver soup I made may not be very tasty. Big Sister, please don’t dislike it.” Li Li said with a dry smile. What could he do now? He could only bite the bullet, otherwise, if he snatched the pig liver soup back, Big Sister Hong Fu would be unhappy again.

He only hoped that she could understand the meaning of his words and not touch it.

But obviously, Mingmin only took his words as a passing breeze.

“Really? Then I have to try it even more. I haven’t had the soup you made before, little guy. It’s just the right opportunity to try what kind of soup you made, little guy.” Mingmin said and drank the soup in one gulp.

Then, under Li Li’s gaze, she showed a strange expression.

Li Li looked a little panicked and almost ran away.

“The taste of your pig liver soup is quite novel. This is the first time I’ve tasted this kind of flavor. But considering it’s your first time making it, I can forgive you.”

“Make the soup tastier next time, okay? Don’t make this kind of flavor again. It always feels strange no matter how you drink it.” Mingmin instructed after putting down the bowl. She didn’t think it was bad, she just thought the taste was a bit strange, but everything else was fine.

“No problem, no problem, I will definitely work hard to make the soup delicious next time.” Li Li repeatedly guaranteed, finally relieved.

Big Sister’s tolerance for this strange soup was quite high. She didn’t dislike it like others.

Then for him, it was a good thing.

“Senior Sister, don’t you think this soup tastes strange? Like the Gluttonous Cat is deliberately playing a trick on us?” Just as Li Li breathed a sigh of relief, Hong Fu suddenly fanned the flames and said.

Li Li’s relieved heart was lifted again. He didn’t expect her to do this, it was simply too outrageous! He hurriedly explained:

“Big Sister, listen to my explanation, I absolutely didn’t mean to trick you. The reason why there is mint in this soup is to clear heat, improve eyesight, and protect the liver.”

He wasn’t human, but Big Sister Hong Fu was really a dog! To actually come out and trick him at this time, this wasn’t how you play! Did she want to kill him? He had finally managed to fool them.

“Mint can protect the liver? I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that. Are you lying again, Gluttonous Cat?” Hong Fu asked, with an expression on her face that said, “I’ve seen through you, you can’t fool me.”

Li Li couldn’t help but feel numb, he didn’t expect her to be so lively.

“Alright, Junior Sister, stop making things difficult for him. Just think about it, he’s just a little cat, where would he get such knowledge? It’s already good that he can cook, we shouldn’t expect too much.” Mingmin said. She didn’t fall for Hong Fu’s trick so easily.

After all, she knew who brought out this bowl of soup. The Gluttonous Cat was at most a puppet, the real catfish was still fanning the flames on the side.

“Yes, yes, yes.” Hong Fu was a little disappointed that her plan didn’t work, but she couldn’t continue to instigate, otherwise, who knows who would be unlucky next.

“Greetings, Master Mingmin! I’m here to learn swordsmanship from you.” At this time, San Hua, who was very sensible, ran over and bowed to Mingmin.

This interrupted the slightly awkward conversation.

Seeing this scene, Li Li extended his paw and gave her a thumbs up, indicating that she did the right thing.

It was interrupted just in time, otherwise, Big Sister Hong Fu would have continued.

“Oh right, I almost forgot that I have to teach this little guy swordsmanship.” Mingmin came back to her senses and handed the bowl to Hong Fu: “Alright, Junior Sister, you and the Gluttonous Cat go sit over there. I still have serious business to attend to. I’ll chat with you later.”

“Okay, Senior Sister.” Hong Fu replied and sat down next to Li Li with the bowl: “Our Senior Sister has such a good temper. You did this and she didn’t even get angry. It can be seen that she really cares about you.”

“Big Sister, isn’t it possible that Senior Sister Mingmin has already seen through your trick?” Li Li said weakly: “After all, you brought out the soup from the beginning to the end, it never passed through my hands.”

“That makes sense. Then next time, I’ll let you, little rascal, deliver it to Senior Sister.” Hong Fu rubbed her chin and said.

She said why Senior Sister wasn’t angry, it turned out it was because she gave it to her. So she didn’t criticize this gluttonous cat. Next time, she must let this gluttonous cat personally deliver it to Senior Sister.

“That’s definitely impossible, I’m not stupid.” Li Li muttered and distanced himself from her.

Are you kidding me? Knowing that he would be scolded and still delivering it, wasn’t that having a brain problem, it was simply asking for trouble.

“You little rascal, you’re specifically picking on me, not Senior Sister, right?” Hong Fu raised her eyebrows and said.

This rascal gave her such awful soup, but he didn’t give it to Senior Sister. Did he think she was easy to bully?

“This isn’t picking on you, this is my little token of appreciation. And I gave it to Big Sister first, doesn’t that prove that our relationship is closer?” Li Li immediately coaxed.

“Hmm? If you say so, it seems to be true.” Hong Fu, who was fuming, suddenly calmed down a lot.

After all, this gluttonous cat didn’t go to Senior Sister but came to her, proving that in his heart, she was still more important than Senior Sister.

“Yes, yes, Big Sister, you understand.” Li Li smiled and said: “Look, Big Sister, the soup I brought you is still warm. Doesn’t that mean I share good things with you as soon as I have them?”