Chapter 335: This Cat is Not a Weapon

“This girl…”

Seeing this, Yuan Ni’s Mother couldn’t help but shake her head. Then she walked back to the living room.

“Speaking of which, Miss, what do you and Auntie need me for? Why do you both need to come together?” Li Li asked curiously, a little confused about why the two of them came to find him so early in the morning.

“Just to be clear, it’s not me who needs you, it’s my mom,” Yuan Ni said.

“Eh! What does Auntie need me for? I don’t think I’m very familiar with her.” Li Li said weakly. Although he often saw this Auntie, they weren’t actually familiar, and she hadn’t fed him much.

So what did she ask Miss to bring him down for today?

“You don’t think you’re familiar? My mom thinks she’s very familiar with you,” Yuan Ni said with a smile. “She even bought you some things, saying they’re very suitable for you.”

“Ah?” Li Li was stunned.

Auntie bought him something? What could it be? Could it be food? Thinking of this, Li Li became excited.

“Meow meow, why is it like this, Miss? Didn’t Auntie buy me something to eat?” Li Li, who was being touched by Li Li on the sofa, asked. He thought Auntie would buy him delicious food, but what she bought were disposable pet wet wipes, specifically for cleaning pets.

“How would I know? Maybe my mom thinks you’re a bit dirty, so she bought these to clean you up,” Yuan Ni said, wearing the slippery wet gloves and cleaning between Li Li’s paw pads.

Yuan Ni’s Mother, who was supervising, nodded after seeing Yuan Ni cleaning Li Li’s paws:

“Yes, clean this up for him, and then clean his ears later, you know? I recently heard from your Aunt Tang that cats shed a lot this season, you have to pay attention to whether Fat Li is shedding.”

“Otherwise, the house will be full of cat hair, which is not good.”

“So, mom, you asked me to bring Fat Li down just for this?” Yuan Ni asked as she cleaned Li Li’s paws.

“Not just that, didn’t you see the small comb I bought him? I need you to help comb his fur,” Yuan Ni’s Mother said, taking out a small green comb and handing it to Yuan Ni.

After taking it, Yuan Ni said somewhat speechlessly: “Mom, you’re treating this cat like your own son, asking me to bathe him and comb his fur.”

“You haven’t combed my hair for ages, and now you want me to comb a cat’s.”

“I didn’t treat this fat guy as my son, I just treat him as my grandson,” Yuan Ni’s Mother said, touching Yuan Ni’s head. “Who told you not to get married and have children sooner? Otherwise, would I have to treat Fat Li as my grandson?”

“Mom, why did you suddenly bring this up? So you were waiting for me here.” Yuan Ni said speechlessly. She knew her mother wouldn’t come for no reason, how could she be so kind? So it was like this.

Deliberately getting her to speak, so she could lead into the next topic.

“Of course, if I don’t bring it up, will you be willing to talk about it?” Yuan Ni’s Mother said angrily, and touched Li Li’s head. “Right, Fat Li? You want Sister to find a boyfriend, right?”

“Meow meow, this cat doesn’t know anything, don’t ask this cat, this cat is just a cat.” Li Li immediately denied any involvement, indicating he knew nothing and shouldn’t be asked. He wouldn’t say anything even if they asked.

Auntie, really, doesn’t she know Miss doesn’t like to hear this? She’s still talking about it, trying to get him killed.

“You’re really slippery.” Yuan Ni patted Li Li’s head angrily.

She didn’t realize this fat guy was so slippery.

“This cat is just telling the truth, Miss.” Li Li muttered, spreading himself out like a pancake, revealing his chubby belly. “Please help me clean my belly, thank you. Please be gentle, this cat can’t handle too much force, thank you.”

“No problem, I’ll make sure you’re treated comfortably, you little rascal.” Yuan Ni laughed and started stroking Li Li’s big belly.

“Comfortable, comfortable, Miss, a little lower. Scratch my armpit, yes, yes, yes! Right there.” Li Li said, enjoying the free massage, stretching lazily.

“It’s good enough that I’m giving you a massage, and you’re even ordering me around. You’re not being good, you know you’ll get beaten?” Yuan Ni said, knocking Li Li’s head. It was good enough that she was willing to spend time cleaning and massaging him, and he was still making demands.

“I don’t know, Miss, since you’re doing it, you have to be responsible to the end. How can you stop halfway and not listen to the cat being massaged?” Li Li replied, purring, hugging Yuan Ni’s hand with his paws and rubbing against it.

“Okay, okay, I’ll listen to you, for the sake of your cuteness.” Yuan Ni said helplessly, and started scratching Li Li’s armpit.

“So comfortable~”

Li Li was very happy being scratched, and raised his paws.

At the same time, Yuan Ni’s Mother wasn’t idle either, she took a cat teaser and waved it in front of Li Li:

“Come on, Fatty, look here, what’s this? Come and play, Fatty.”

“Clang, clang, clang…”

She shook the cat teaser.

“Meow meow, this cat is a mature and steady cat, and doesn’t play such childish things. Besides, this thing is very noisy, Auntie, if you have nothing to do, you can wash the carpet.” Looking at the feathers on the cat teaser, Li Li wasn’t interested, he just thought it was noisy.

“Fatty, you don’t like to play with this? I see other cats love to play with it.” Yuan Ni’s Mother was a little surprised when she saw Li Li was indifferent.

She saw that other cats liked to play with it, why didn’t this little guy like it?

“I found that mom, you still don’t seem to understand cats. The only thing he’s interested in is food. As for toys? He doesn’t care at all.” Yuan Ni said. Her mother actually thought that the cat teaser would be more attractive to the cat than food, it seemed that her mother still didn’t understand Fatty.

“Really? This fat guy doesn’t like cat teasers? It seems I bought it for nothing.” Yuan Ni’s Mother sighed helplessly. She tried a few more times and found that Li Li really wasn’t moved.

“It’s not necessarily useless, mom, you can go out and tease other cats, the effect is the same.” Yuan Ni laughed and turned Li Li over. “Cat, don’t move, turn over, and we’ll start brushing your fur.”

“Meow meow, as you wish, this cat won’t move.” Li Li nodded and shook his paws leisurely.

It was so comfortable to be served, he wouldn’t move around unless he was full.

“That’s good.” Yuan Ni smiled and started combing Li Li’s back with the small comb.

“Cat, I didn’t realize your fur is so thick, it’s not like you’re one of those cats that look fat but are actually just fluffy.” Yuan Ni said with a smile as she combed Li Li’s fur.

“Of course, Miss, don’t you see who this cat is?” Li Li said, shaking his little paws with a look of enjoyment on his face.

His whole body, except for his big belly, was muscle, whoever he bumped into would fly away.

“Amazing, amazing, I can’t believe our cat is so amazing.” Yuan Ni said, and started rubbing Li Li’s butt. “Be good, Sister will check for you, to see if you’re shedding any fur.”

“Definitely not, this cat rarely sheds.” Li Li said, sticking his butt up.

Does this even need to be checked? He was a cat in his prime, how could he shed fur? This was obviously absurd.

“That’s not necessarily true, Sister has to check before she can be sure you’re not shedding.” Yuan Ni said as she touched and checked Li Li’s butt, finding that Li Li really wasn’t shedding any fur at all.

“How is it, Miss? Isn’t there a single hair that has fallen out?” Li Li said proudly as he felt Yuan Ni’s hand lift up.

“Yes, it’s strange, other cats shed, why don’t you, little guy?” Yuan Ni said, opening her hand in confusion.

“Isn’t this normal? Because this cat is stronger than them, so he doesn’t shed.” Li Li shook his body and stood up, looking at the box next to him. “Miss, what delicious food is in this box? Do you mind opening it for me to take a look?”

Miss pulled out a brush from it, Auntie took out a cat teaser from it, it looked like a treasure box, maybe they could find something else in it.

“I don’t mind, but I don’t know if my mom minds.” Yuan Ni shrugged. “If you’re not afraid of getting beaten, you can try it, maybe it’s okay.”

“Forget it, even you, Miss, can’t touch it. How could I possibly try?” Li Li muttered and lay down again.

“Alright, you little rascal are so timid, there’s nothing I can do.” Yuan Ni laughed and continued to pet Li Li.

Yuan Ni’s Mother, who was on the side, saw this and took out other toys from the box to continue coaxing Li Li:

“If you don’t like to play with that, then take a look at this, don’t you like round balls? This is very fun.”

“Meow meow, this cat likes to eat, as for playing, this cat is not interested.”

Li Li shook his head and said, ignoring her.

After all, he really wasn’t interested in this.

“This fat cat is really hard to please, he doesn’t like anything, and doesn’t want anything.” Yuan Ni’s Mother sighed helplessly.

“Yes, mom, that’s why I said he’s hard to please.” Yuan Ni laughed, picked up Li Li and asked her mother, “Do you want to try holding him? He’s not as heavy as you think.”

“Do you think your mom is stupid? Even if this fat guy isn’t as heavy as he looks, he’s definitely not light. You want me to hold him, you’re trying to kill your mom.” Yuan Ni’s Mother said angrily.

This fat cat looked at least ten pounds, and probably even more. Look at his big frame, and his thick arms, he definitely wasn’t light. If she really held him, wouldn’t she be exhausted to death?

“No way, I just wanted mom to feel his weight.” Yuan Ni said with a smile, and was about to put Li Li in her arms.

Yuan Ni’s Mother quickly stood up in fright: “You girl, if you want to kill me, just say it, you don’t have to use this fat cat to crush me.”

“No way, the cat is just fluffy, if you don’t believe me, mom, hold him and you’ll know, I guarantee he’s not heavy at all.” Yuan Ni said, and walked towards Yuan Ni’s Mother, carrying Li Li.

Yuan Ni’s Mother kept backing away, not intending to go forward at all. She didn’t believe this girl’s words, this fat guy must be heavy.

“Miss, can you two stop messing around and leave me out of it? This cat is innocent, can you let this cat go?” Li Li said as Yuan Ni carried him. Miss, don’t joke around like this, okay? He wasn’t some kind of deterrent weapon, what was she doing carrying him around?

“Don’t worry, cat, it’ll be fine, we’re just playing around.” Yuan Ni comforted him and raised Li Li, making a gesture like holding a machine gun. “Don’t run, if you run again, don’t blame me for being rude, I’m going to turn Fatty into a cat bomb and throw him over.”

“You girl are crazy, saying such things to your own mother, I think you’re asking for a beating.” Yuan Ni’s Mother said angrily as she dodged and pulled out a feather duster.

“Miss, shall we retreat if it doesn’t work? Auntie doesn’t look like she’s joking, we’d better be careful.” Seeing this, Li Li was dumbfounded.

Auntie, why are you so outrageous? Miss, why are you so outrageous? Actually treating him as a weapon to attack Auntie, and by the looks of it, she seemed to be planning to use him as a shield, he was really going numb.

“Don’t be afraid, cat, my mom won’t hit us, she’ll just scare us at most. Don’t be scared.” Yuan Ni said comfortingly, seeming very calm and confident.

Li Li couldn’t help but roll his eyes, she wouldn’t hit her, of course she could say that. If she dared to take a hit, he wanted to see if she could still say it so easily.

“You girl, put Fatty down, do you hear me? How can you be like this, you don’t want to be beaten yourself, so you put Fatty in front.” Yuan Ni’s Mother, waving the feather duster, looked at Yuan Ni who was holding Li Li, and didn’t know where to start for a moment. She was afraid that if she hit the wrong place, it would land on Li Li who was being used as a shield.

If that happened, and he got hurt, she wouldn’t know how to explain it to Xiao Li.

“Mom, come on, come on. I’m standing right in front of you, why aren’t you doing anything? Hurry up and hit me.” Seeing her mother being so apprehensive, Yuan Ni proudly shook Li Li.

She thought her mother was so fierce, but it turned out she didn’t dare hit her. As expected, cats were the best amulet.