Chapter 343: This cat is so smart

“Is Big Fat Raccoon Cat on such good terms with all these grandpas?” Wenwen, who saw this scene, was a little shocked. She didn’t expect that Big Fat Raccoon Cat, who had just ignored her, would be so close to these Academician grandpas.

“Yes, because Big Fat Raccoon Cat often goes fishing with these teachers.” The Guidance Director nodded and said.

Big Fat Raccoon Cat and these teachers’ feelings are not ordinary feelings; this is the feeling of fishing buddies who have gone through thick and thin.

It would be strange if these teachers didn’t like Big Fat Raccoon Cat!

“Fishing buddies?” Wenwen couldn’t help but be stunned, her eyes sweeping over Li Li before she said weakly, “I can understand that these grandpas go fishing, but how does this Big Fat Raccoon Cat fish? Does he use his big tail as a fishing rod?”

Fishing buddies, fishing buddies, it must mean fishing together, but she couldn’t see how Big Fat Raccoon Cat could fish. Could it be with his paws? Probably not, so the only thing on his body that could fish was his tail.

But no matter what, the shore is still some distance from the water. Can Big Fat Raccoon Cat even reach it with his body? He might just end up taking a bath as soon as he gets to the river.

“Of course not, Big Fat Raccoon Cat accompanies the teachers. He doesn’t fish himself.” The Guidance Director laughed and said, raising the hand holding the feather duster, “Okay, don’t worry about Big Fat Raccoon Cat. Let’s practice first, this is more important than anything else.”

“Oh, oh.” Wenwen nodded and started practicing with the Guidance Director, holding the feather duster.

“Little cat, it’s been a while. How have you been? You look like you’ve been eating well recently.”

“Yeah! Your belly seems to have gotten bigger again. Have you been sneaking snacks every day?”

“That’s right, and your big head is even bigger than when we last met. It seems like your mouth hasn’t been idle lately.”

The elderly men surrounding Li Li chatted amongst themselves, occasionally petting him.

“Meow meow~ （If you grandpas want to say that This Great Immortal has gained weight, just say it directly. You don’t need to beat around the bush. This Great Immortal is not the kind of cat who can’t hear it. You can rest assured and say whatever you want. ）” Li Li muttered, reaching his paws towards their pockets.

“You little glutton, we hid the snacks so deep, yet you still found them. You’re really hard to fool.”

“Yeah, glutton, stop scratching. Here, have some, okay? What are you scratching for?”

The elderly men laughed and scolded, taking out all kinds of snacks from their pockets.

Li Li couldn’t help but marvel at the sight. He didn’t expect these elderly men, at such an old age, to still like hiding snacks.

Aren’t they afraid that their blood pressure and blood lipids will rise after eating them?

“How about it, little glutton? Are these enough for you? You greedy little fellow, are you satisfied now?”

“Yeah! Sit down and eat slowly. Don’t scratch us here anymore.”

The elderly men who took out the snacks smiled and urged Li Li to sit down quickly.

“Meow meow~ （Got it. This Great Immortal will taste how delicious your treasured snacks are, since you carry them with you. ）” Li Li said, sitting on the ground and tasting the snacks the elderly men brought.

The elderly men watched with smiles, occasionally scratching Li Li’s back with their hands.

“The Academicians are petting Big Fat Raccoon Cat again. It makes me want to touch him too. Should we go over and join in the fun?” A student spoke, his eyes shining with a strange light, eager to try. But he didn’t dare to go alone, and wanted to pull others to go with him.

“Although Big Fat Raccoon Cat is very easy to pet, to be honest, in front of so many Academicians? I don’t have the guts.”

“Yeah, forget it. I don’t think it’s a good time to go over there now.”

Upon hearing this, the others shook their heads and said.

It’s true that Big Fat Raccoon Cat is very easy to pet, but they don’t want to be remembered by the Guidance Director.

Didn’t they see the feather duster technique the Guidance Director used? They don’t want to be on the receiving end of that.

“Don’t panic, it’s not that serious. There are so many of us, the Director won’t remember us.” The student who first spoke said, urging everyone to go together.

As long as enough of them go, they definitely won’t be easily remembered.

“Come on, you go if you want to go, we’re not taking that risk.”

“Yeah, what if we’re remembered and he specifically seeks us out later? Wouldn’t that be the end of us?”

The others said, not wanting to take the risk at all.

“Why are you so timid? The Academician grandpas are very nice, they’re not scary.” The student who first spoke said, wanting to continue to persuade everyone to go with him.

But no one was willing to go with him, and he was so frustrated he could barely speak.

“In that case, why don’t you go then?”

“Yeah, why do you have to drag us along? You can go by yourself, we believe you can do it.”

The others followed, did this guy really think they were stupid? If there was nothing wrong, why didn’t he go himself and insist on dragging them along? It’s obvious there’s something fishy.

“Forget it, if you’re not going, I’m too embarrassed to go.” The student said, staying honestly where he was, with no intention of going over.

The surrounding students couldn’t help but feel contemptuous. He was the one who was shouting the loudest just now, but now he doesn’t dare to move. He’s really a coward.

“Okay, okay, stop arguing, everyone be quiet. I still want to hear what kind of practice the Guidance Director is doing. Be a little quieter, okay?”

“Yeah, the Guidance Director is so powerful, don’t you want to know how he practices?”

“That’s right, you have this opportunity but don’t know how to cherish it. You guys are really stupid.”

Seeing that the crowd was chattering non-stop, some of the girls who were watching from the side spoke up, feeling irritated.

Only then did the crowd shut up and look towards the Guidance Director.

“Breathe~ in”

“Breathe~ out”

The Guidance Director, wielding the feather duster, performed slow movements while speaking to Wenwen beside him.

In order to prevent her from not seeing clearly, he deliberately broke down one movement into three parts, ensuring that she saw it clearly.

“Breathe~ in~”

“Breathe~ out~”

Wenwen followed suit, inhaling and exhaling. Soon, she felt a warm current appear in her body, and her eyes lit up with joy.

This saber technique is really amazing! It made her feel the warm current so quickly. She wondered what it would be like after she mastered it.

“By the way, do you feel it? Why do I feel like what we’re learning is not the same thing as what the teacher is teaching?”

A girl who was imitating the movements asked her classmates beside her. She was sure she hadn’t done anything wrong, but why didn’t she feel anything?

It was clearly said online that you can feel the warm current when practicing martial arts.

“Not sure, maybe we’re reciting it wrong. After all, this thing is not so easy to practice.”

“Yeah! I’ve heard that practicing martial arts requires talent. Maybe we just don’t have it.”

The classmates who were also practicing heard this and spoke thoughtfully.

If martial arts were this easy to learn, it would be great.

“Meow meow~ （What are these little guys thinking? They think practicing martial arts is that easy? They must have lost their minds. ）” Li Li, who was gnawing on dried pork jerky, heard this and was speechless.

These guys really think they are so talented that they can learn anything easily? Do they think martial arts are like cabbages on the side of the road, that you can learn them whenever you want?

If it were really that easy, there wouldn’t be so many ordinary people in the world.

But then again, these guys seem to be very interested in practicing martial arts. Doesn’t that mean he can let his owner teach martial arts?

It’s guaranteed to make a lot of money and take off!

Thinking of this, Li Li couldn’t help but feel happy. He planned to go back and discuss the feasibility of this matter with his owner.

If they can succeed, then his owner won’t have to work for others anymore. He can open his own martial arts school and be his own boss. Wouldn’t that be better than having to look at other people’s faces?

“Little cat, where are you going? You’re leaving before you’ve finished eating?” Old Chen asked, reaching out and stroking Li Li’s big head.

“Yeah! You little guy, aren’t you going to finish eating before you leave? There’s no need to rush.” Old Li chimed in.

“Meow meow~ （Because This Great Immortal has a plan to get rich, there’s no time to dawdle here. This Great Immortal is leaving now. ）” Li Li replied, ignoring their attempts to stop him and leaving with small steps.

“Big Fat Raccoon Cat is coming, Big Fat Raccoon Cat is coming, everyone get ready to pet the cat!”

The students, seeing this scene, immediately became excited. They quickly told their companions to get ready for the cat-catching operation, not letting Li Li run away.

“Mm.”

The classmates next to them, upon hearing this, tacitly formed a wall, preparing to block Li Li and not give him a chance to escape.

“Meow meow~ （Where did you guys get the confidence to dare to block my way? ）” Li Li, seeing this scene, was speechless.

Where did these guys get the guts to block his way? Does he look like an easy target?

It seems that it is necessary to give these guys a little shock and let them recognize the gap between them.

“Big Fat Raccoon Cat is coming, everyone get ready, be quick, don’t hesitate, or it won’t be good if he runs away.” Seeing Li Li swaggering over with small steps.

The student standing in front immediately shouted, telling everyone to be careful. They must not let Big Fat Raccoon Cat escape.

“Got it, you just shut your mouth and watch quietly.”

“Yeah! Your mouth should talk less, Big Fat Raccoon Cat is not stupid, he can definitely understand what you’re saying. It won’t be good if you scare him away.”

The classmates next to him said angrily, their bodies huddled tightly together, leaving no gaps. Their eyes were fixed on Li Li, afraid that due to their negligence, he would slip away.

“Meow meow~ （Have you set up the Copper Walls and Iron Walls Formation? It seems pretty fast, but I wonder if you can stop This Great Immortal with this?” Seeing that they had formed a human wall, Li Li couldn’t help but laugh. He was going to test their mettle.

“Left side be careful! Big Fat Raccoon Cat is going towards you, it seems like he wants to test your side.” Seeing Li Li move, there were immediate reminders from the crowd.

“Got it, we have so many eyes staring at him, how could there be a problem? You guys just shut up and don’t talk.”

“That’s right, if you talk and distract us from catching Big Fat Raccoon Cat, then it’s your fault if he runs away.”

The students on the left said, their eyes fixed on Li Li. Their hands unconsciously formed fists.

“Meow meow~ （You have good momentum. Next, let This Great Immortal see if you guys have real skills or if you’re just bluffing. ）” Li Li chuckled, and started to run in front of everyone.

Their gazes followed him as he ran.

“Meow meow~ （Left, right, left, right. ）”

Under everyone’s watchful eyes, Li Li ran, sometimes left, sometimes right, then left again, then right again. It made everyone’s heads spin.

“Where is Big Fat Raccoon Cat trying to break through? Why can’t I see his route?”

“I don’t know, we’re just live targets for Big Fat Raccoon Cat right now. It’s not that easy to know where he’s going or which way he’ll go. We have to wait patiently.”

“Yeah, Li Li is definitely trying to make us let our guard down and reveal an opening for him, then he’ll run past in one go. We absolutely cannot fall for it.”

“That’s right, that’s right, everyone, don’t be fooled by Big Fat Raccoon Cat, stay alert, don’t give him a chance.”

At this point, everyone couldn’t help but shake their heads and continue to look at Li Li. Then, to their astonishment, they discovered that Li Li, who was running left and right, had disappeared at some point!

“What happened? What’s going on? Where did Big Fat Raccoon Cat go?” A boy asked, rubbing his eyes in confusion.

“I don’t know, I just blinked and he was gone.”

“Yeah, he was clearly here just now, where did he go in just a few seconds?” The others chimed in.

“He’s behind us, behind us, Big Fat Raccoon Cat has run away.” Just as they were puzzled, a student casually turned around and spotted Li Li running away with his short legs. He immediately shouted.

Hearing this, everyone immediately turned around, while also exchanging words:

“What? How did Big Fat Raccoon Cat get behind us? What’s going on?”

“Yeah, he was clearly in front of us just now, did anyone see how he got behind us?”

“Yeah, can someone explain to me what happened while I was blinking?”

“I don’t know, it was just so fast. Is this the legendary cat speed that’s seven times faster than humans?”

“That seems to make sense, but it’s ridiculous that a cat as fat as Big Fat Raccoon Cat can be so fast.”