Careful What You Think, Pervert! (My Dirty Thoughts Became Real)
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Author: _tejas_
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Haruma Kazuki is a cursed (or maybe just deeply unfortunate) high school student whose lewd, panicked, or absurd thoughts literally manifest in reality — especially when he tries not to think about them. The more he denies or avoids feelings, the more chaotic and trope-heavy the consequences.
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View AllChapter 38: “You’re Not Supposed to Remember Her, So Let’s Immediately Investigate Why.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 37: “Professional Conduct, Chaos, and the Girl I Don’t Remember Remembering.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 36: “Reintegration Report: The Subject Brought Snacks and Chaos.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 35: “I’m Here to Rescue You (But You’ve Already Escaped, Haven’t You?)” 2025-06-17 Chapter 34: “You Took the Wrong Person Away.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 33: “This Is Why We Don’t Let Teenagers Manifest Trauma.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 32: “Welcome to Camp Don’t Think Weird Things.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 31: “Let’s Talk About Your Brain, Kazuki-kun.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 30: “The Apartment Was Never Yours.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 29: “I’m the Guy She Used to Like, Nice to Meet You.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 28: “You Don’t Get to Be Gentle With Me Anymore.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 27: “The Apartment Is Too Quiet Without You.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 26: “Aya Isn’t Smiling Anymore.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 25: “We Are Now Trapped in the Most Cliché Setup Possible, and My Life Is Over.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 24: You Always Come Back to Me, But You Never Stay.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 23: “If You’re Not Choosing, Then Stop Looking at Me Like That.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 22: Post-Beach Tension Syndrome Is Real and I’m Dying 2025-06-17 Chapter 21: A Beach Episode Should Not Be This Existential 2025-06-17 Chapter 20: Please Stop Becoming Romantic, Brain. 2025-06-17 Chapter 19: Why Is There a Valentine’s Arc in October?! 2025-06-17
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total 38 chapters
Chapter 1: I Just Thought About Her Boobs. That’s All I Did. 2025-06-17 Chapter 2: She’s in My Bathroom. Why Is She in My Bathroom?! 2025-06-17 Chapter 3: The Class Rep Made Me Lunch and Now I’m Scared to Open It 2025-06-17 Chapter 4: I Accidentally Unlocked the Sensei Route and I Can’t Save-Scum 2025-06-17 Chapter 5: Please Do Not Roleplay Nurse in My Living Room 2025-06-17 Chapter 6: Character Stat Sheet, or: Everyone Around Me is Overpowered Except Me 2025-06-17 Chapter 7: I Accidentally Unlocked a New Route While Buying Yogurt 2025-06-17 Chapter 8: A Normal Study Session, Except It’s Definitely Not 2025-06-17 Chapter 9: I Gave Her a Compliment and She Tried to Uninstall Her Feelings 2025-06-17 Chapter 10: I Thought a Simple School Trip Would Be Safe. That Was My First Mistake. 2025-06-17 Chapter 11: The Hot Spring Was Inevitable, Apparently 2025-06-17 Chapter 12: If I Don’t Say It Out Loud, It’s Not a Flag, Right? 2025-06-17 Chapter 13: I Thought the Forest Was Safe, Then Sensei Packed Matching Swimsuits 2025-06-17 Chapter 14: I Tried to Reject the Narrative and Now I’m in a Love Polygon 2025-06-17 Chapter 15: Everyone Is Being Normal and That’s the Most Terrifying Thing That’s Happened Yet 2025-06-17 Chapter 16: I Tried to Pick a Girl and the Story Picked Chaos Instead 2025-06-17 Chapter 17: The Maid Café Is a Battlefield and I’m Losing at Every Table 2025-06-17 Chapter 18: The Confession Deadline Is Coming and I’m the Only One Without a Script 2025-06-17 Chapter 19: Why Is There a Valentine’s Arc in October?! 2025-06-17 Chapter 20: Please Stop Becoming Romantic, Brain. 2025-06-17 Chapter 21: A Beach Episode Should Not Be This Existential 2025-06-17 Chapter 22: Post-Beach Tension Syndrome Is Real and I’m Dying 2025-06-17 Chapter 23: “If You’re Not Choosing, Then Stop Looking at Me Like That.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 24: You Always Come Back to Me, But You Never Stay.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 25: “We Are Now Trapped in the Most Cliché Setup Possible, and My Life Is Over.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 26: “Aya Isn’t Smiling Anymore.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 27: “The Apartment Is Too Quiet Without You.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 28: “You Don’t Get to Be Gentle With Me Anymore.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 29: “I’m the Guy She Used to Like, Nice to Meet You.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 30: “The Apartment Was Never Yours.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 31: “Let’s Talk About Your Brain, Kazuki-kun.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 32: “Welcome to Camp Don’t Think Weird Things.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 33: “This Is Why We Don’t Let Teenagers Manifest Trauma.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 34: “You Took the Wrong Person Away.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 35: “I’m Here to Rescue You (But You’ve Already Escaped, Haven’t You?)” 2025-06-17 Chapter 36: “Reintegration Report: The Subject Brought Snacks and Chaos.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 37: “Professional Conduct, Chaos, and the Girl I Don’t Remember Remembering.” 2025-06-17 Chapter 38: “You’re Not Supposed to Remember Her, So Let’s Immediately Investigate Why.” 2025-06-17