Lynn deeply adjusted his monocle and said:

"Auntie, that statement is even more mistaken."

"Let's not talk about those sentimental words first. Do you think if I were really just fooling around, would Little One let me off? Would you and uncle let me off? Do you think offending a powerful being like you would be beneficial for me?" The rightful source is novel·fıre·net

What a joke.

Of course it couldn't possibly be just fooling around!

Little One was his first Root-level major member!

No matter which establishment she was placed in, she would be a supreme VIP, a super client that required the boss to personally come out and respectfully receive!

There was no way Lynn wouldn't understand this basic reasoning.

[Ding! Godweaver Head's Affinity towards you +10]

Godweaver Head looked into Lynn's unwavering, determined eyes without any evasion, and listened to his reasonable and well-grounded words, gradually softening a bit inside.

Could it be that he had genuinely developed feelings for her daughter?

She felt somewhat indecisive.

"Indeed—there would be no benefit—"

Her eyes flickered, squinting as she said:

"But do you think—you have the capability—to properly care for my daughter?—Can you make my daughter happy?"

After all, this guy was so small.

Lynn closed his eyes, the corners of his mouth curling up.

"Auntie, you don't need to have any worries about this matter, because I'm professional in this area. Not to mention Little One, even you, Auntie, I can serve at any time. I guarantee that after experiencing it, you'll be all smiles and return satisfied!"

Godweaver Head: "!!!"

Godweaver Head stared in shock at this little guy before her, then quickly glanced at her husband far away. After confirming he hadn't heard, she whooshed her tentacle and wrapped Lynn up.

Has this guy always been this bold since he was young?!

Experience?

What kind of experience method?!

Was this guy not satisfied with having designs on her daughter, and now he openly wanted to make moves on her too?!

She was truly astonished.

What kind of perverted guy could directly say something like that!

"Are you flirting with me?" Godweaver Head narrowed her eyes and said, "You're quite brave, aren't you?"

Lynn said in astonishment, "Flir...flirting? No! When would I dare flirt with you?"

"The experience you mentioned earlier, what kind of experience method is it?"

Godweaver Head's killing intent began to spread.

Lynn said confusedly, "Oral care, beauty and skincare, hair care, dietary wellness..."

"..."

A brief silence.

An inexplicable atmosphere spread recklessly around them.

A few minutes later.

"Ahhhhhhh—"

Screaming sounds (ΩДΩ) resounded throughout the high altitude.

In the distance, Little One immediately saw with surprise that above the hill, Lynn was spinning like a helicopter rotor, wrapped by a tentacle and moving in circular motion at extremely high speed.

Little One jumped up and down in surprise and excitement, saying, "Doctor—flying up—flying up—"

...

A few minutes later.

Behind the hill.

Lynn (ヾﾉ꒪ཫ꒪) with a livid face and unsteady steps—spewed out.

Staggering, his eyes spinning like mosquito coils, he almost threw up everything from last night.

[Ding! Congratulations host for triggering achievement: Human Windmill, you obtained basic experience 200]

[Human Windmill]: Special achievement, obtained with probability when spinning yourself at 500 km/h speed in any way without dying. You obtained permanent attribute bonus: Anti-dizziness +1, Agility +5, Happiness +10

"Auntie...what was that about?"

Lynn retched dizzily.

Godweaver Head closed her eyes and said, "Nothing—remember to speak completely in the future—just consider this—as a test from your girlfriend's mother—"

Lynn retched, wanting to vomit.

What kind of damn test was this!

"I approve." Godweaver Head closed her eyes, maintaining the dignity of an elder on her face, saying:

"Although you're not very reliable—since my daughter likes you so much—and you've made promises before me—"

"You can now date my daughter—but if you want to marry my daughter—you still need my husband's approval—"

[Ding! Godweaver Head approved your marriage, Godweaver Head's Affinity towards you +20]

Lynn finally breathed a sigh of relief, wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, saying:

"That's really great, thank you so much for your magnanimity, Auntie, I..."

"..."

A brief silence.

Lynn's expression suddenly became hollow.

Wait...

What did she just say?!

Marriage? What marriage?! Dating? What dating?

Godweaver Head looked down at him and said, "You're still the first creature—who wants to date my daughter—although you are indeed a bit small—but I just thought about it—"

"What you said earlier was indeed correct—"

"Don't judge people by appearance—look at the heart—I was still hesitant before—but since you've expressed yourself so clearly—"

"Auntie is also very willing to give you a chance."

Godweaver Head grinned, finally revealing an unconcealed, massive smile of relief.

[Lynn's SAN -20!]

"Wait a moment!" Lynn stretched out his hand in great alarm, saying:

"Auntie! This is no joking matter! What we were discussing earlier was about whether you'd let me off or not, right?! How did it suddenly turn into dating and marriage?!"

"My relationship with Little One isn't what you think! What I've been emphasizing all along was the very pure friendship between me and Little One!"

"It's that very pure kind!"

Godweaver Head closed her eyes, repeatedly pressing a button, playing the sound on single-loop.

"You still want—to quibble?"

"The terrible things—you did to my daughter—we've already collected—sufficient evidence—"