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Creepy Pharmacist: All my patients are scary!

Chapter 13: If You Move Again, I'll Shoot You

Author: 黑心小C
updatedAt: 2025-10-08

The Demon Hunter (ヾノ꒪ཫ꒪)——was instantly jolted awake from his fainting by the explosive impact of that strong liquor mixed with alcohol.

He trembled and shivered as he stretched out his hand, crawling forward relentlessly, saying:

“Enough! Enough! Let me go! Let me go right now!”

Lynn sharpened his knife seriously but with a cheerful smile:

“Go? Guest, what a joke. We just finished cleaning and disinfecting. The most important step hasn’t even been done yet. Guest, look closely!”

“While you were unconscious, to help relax your mood a bit, I specially made a little design for you. Take a look—pretty nice, right?”

The Demon Hunter turned his head in terror and trembling, looking at the wound on his shoulder.

(ΩДΩ)!!

[Demon Hunter SAN -20]

Suddenly, the Demon Hunter felt utterly terrible.

On his shoulder, over the eerie black bone, there was a distinct heart-shaped design carved into it by Lynn.

It even looked somewhat adorable!

“Don’t you feel a bit more relaxed now?” Lynn asked seriously.

The Demon Hunter (ΩДΩ) growled: “I f***ing release you f***ing! I’m going to f***ing kill you!”

He shakily pulled out a revolver from his waist holster with a sharp sound.

He aimed it at Lynn.

Swish—

Lynn threw a throwing knife that stabbed right onto the muzzle of the Demon Hunter’s revolver and whispered:

“Guest, the operation isn’t over yet. If you kill me now, that would be the biggest irresponsibility toward yourself. I’m saving you, and you want to kill me? Don’t you think that’s utterly shameless?”

“I’m telling you, I have medical ethics. Even if you want to kill me, you have to wait until I finish the surgery!”

“I absolutely will not allow my patient to give up halfway in my hands!”

He brushed the back of his hand against his monocle with a serious face, and the lens flashed with a sharp glint.

The Demon Hunter trembled.

Bang bang bang—

He fired a dozen shots into the ceiling.

“I warn you, don’t make any more designs on me, and stop messing around. What else do you want to do?”

Lynn raised a small knife in his hand seriously:

“Scrape the bone!”

……

A few minutes later.

The Demon Hunter looked tremblingly at the chains Lynn had somehow pulled out, which were tying him up completely like a big dumpling.

“If you’re going to scrape, just scrape. Why tie me up?! You think these ordinary chains can really lock a Demon Hunter?! You’re way too naive!”

Lynn kept a serious face, adjusted his glasses and said:

“Guest.”

“It’s not that I want to tie you up. I’m just afraid that during the operation, the pain will be unbearable and you’ll raise your hand and shoot me.”

“If I die, it’s not a big deal, but if the surgery fails, that would be the greatest insult to me and the biggest irresponsibility to yourself. So out of necessity, I had no choice but to resort to this.”

Lynn came behind him, raised the small knife, and said seriously and solemnly:

“Guest, I’m going to scrape your bone! You have to endure it! This time it’s literally bone-piercing pain.”

“Wait a moment, let me prepare...”

Ssss-s-s-s-s-s—

“Aaaah—”

The Demon Hunter opened his mouth wide in terror and let out a long, chilling howl that made one shudder.

If the earlier cleaning was like slicing through tough meat, this bone scraping was like someone repeatedly landing hundreds of uppercuts on your family jewels, bringing unbearable pain!

“Fuck! You!! Fuck you!!”

The Demon Hunter roared fiercely, struggling violently, almost breaking the chains on his body.

[Demon Hunter Fear of You +10]

[Demon Hunter Fear of You +10]

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The Demon Hunter screamed in terror, finally unable to hold on anymore.

Lynn gritted his teeth and struggled to suppress the Demon Hunter’s thrashing. Holding the small knife, he scraped the pitch-black bone with swift strokes, saying:

“Endure it! Real men never fear pain! It’s better to have short pain than long pain. Just grit your teeth and it’ll pass!”

Ssss-s-s-s-s—

[Knife Skill +2]

[Knife Skill +2]

The Demon Hunter howled at the sky, trembling, and bit the chains fiercely, sparks flying everywhere.

“Anesthetic... anesthetic!! Give me anesthetic immediately!! I can’t take it! I can’t take it anymore!”

Lynn (╬ ̄皿 ̄) scraped on, saying: “It’s useless to give you anesthetic now. I can’t inject it directly into your bones! Hang in there a bit longer. It’ll be over soon!”

[Knife Skill +2]

“I don’t believe you for a second!!”

The Demon Hunter roared and suddenly snapped the chains on his body. He stretched out his hand to grab the revolver on the counter.

He wanted to shoot Lynn!

Seeing his move, Lynn panicked.

Damn!

I’m painstakingly scraping your bones to heal you, and you keep trying to shoot me!

This is just outrageous! Outrageous!

(╯‵皿′)╯︵┻━┻

Swish—

Lynn grabbed the revolver before him and shoved it straight into the Demon Hunter’s mouth, furious:

“Try moving again!!”

“If you don’t cooperate with me, I’ll shoot you!”

“I’m telling you! I’m a doctor! You can insult my character, but you cannot insult my love for my patients! Today, I’m going all out to save you!”

Lynn shouted.

The Demon Hunter, terrified, held the gun barrel in his mouth, howled toward the sky, tears streaming down.

I’m done! I really don’t want to do this anymore!

After wandering in the dark world for years and suffering countless injuries, this was the first time he truly felt what it means to have no control over life and what it means to wish for death!

It hurts!

This guy is scraping hard!

“Damn it (╬ ̄皿 ̄), no more messing around, I’m bringing out the big guns!”

Lynn rushed quickly to the backyard.

Then swiftly grabbed a chainsaw, gritting his teeth and charging back.

The Demon Hunter (ΩДΩ)!!

[SAN -10]

[SAN -10]

“What are you doing?! What the hell are you doing?! Don’t come near me!”

The Demon Hunter backed away in terror.

Lynn (╬ ̄皿 ̄) yanked the chainsaw, which instantly roared to life with a ssssss sound.

“Your bones are too hard. Scraping by hand would take hours. If we have time for that, why not just do it all at once!”

“Using this big guy to scrape will definitely be short pain over long pain!”

“I’m going in!”

“Wait a moment (ΩДΩ)!!”

Sssssss—

Instantly, a chilling and terrified scream pierced the sky.

[Demon Hunter SAN -20]

[Demon Hunter SAN -20]

……

“Boss, I’m here to buy a few bottles of recovery potions. Do you have new stock?”

Outside the door, a long-haired female ghost (* ̄︶ ̄) floated sideways, her body light as air, clearly not a troublesome customer.

But just as she reached the doorway.

Slap—

A hand suddenly grabbed her ankle.

Her expression froze.

Then she saw behind the curtain a pale, lips trembling, dying Demon Hunter fiercely clutching the door threshold with one hand and grabbing her ankle with the other, trembling and saying:

“Save me... save me!!”

Then instantly, she heard the sound of the chainsaw buzzing behind the curtain.

She blankly and shakily stretched out her pale hand, gently lifting a corner of the curtain.

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