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Creepy Pharmacist: All my patients are scary!

Chapter 168: Bro, You Chopped the Whole Thing Off?!

Author: 黑心小C
updatedAt: 2025-11-11

Lynn froze for a moment, looking in the direction Bai Yi was pointing.

Buzz—

Lynn was instantly shaken.

That shot really hit the bullseye with perfect accuracy!

This was something he hadn't anticipated.

If there was still one left before, now there really were none remaining at all!

"Does it hurt?" Lynn asked with surprise.

Bai Yi cried, "It's gone completely numb..."

"Can you still feel anything there?"

"I can't feel anything anymore..."

Lynn moved his lips, wanting to offer comfort, but for a moment couldn't find the right words.

He activated his Random Diagnosis ability.

[Ding! Random Diagnosis activated successfully. You have discovered target disease 6: Shattered Balls!]

"Waaah—"

Bai Yi instantly burst into loud sobbing, as if he were cracking apart.

Gone!

They're gone!

Before there was at least one barely holding on, but now there really isn't a single one left!

He was no longer a complete man anymore!

This was utterly ridiculous!

Seeing Bai Yi's heartbroken appearance, Lynn shook his head, patted his shoulder, and said calmly but deeply:

"Don't be sad. When you're drifting in another world, how can you avoid getting cut? It's just a matter of an inch or two—if they're gone, they're gone! If you want...

"Big Brother can help you replace them with stainless steel ones!"

Bai Yi trembled, "I don't want stainless steel ones, I just want my original ones back!"

Seeing Lynn's troubled expression.

Bai Yi pleaded pitifully, "Big Brother, fellow countryman! I know you have incredible abilities, do you have any kind of potion that can quickly restore injuries? I know you must have something!"

Lynn thought with difficulty, "I do have some, but I already used one on you when I was reinstalling your hardware earlier."

"If I give you a second dose, there's a high chance some unfavorable changes might occur, and ordinary potions aren't strong enough..."

Lynn looked at him seriously and sternly, not joking with him.

But upon hearing that Lynn had some.

Bai Yi couldn't care less about any of that.

Because that was hope!

It was a man's final dignity!

Trembling, a gleam appeared in his eyes as he said, "I'm not afraid! Big Brother! As long as I can become a complete man again, I'm not afraid of anything! Really!"

Seeing Bai Yi's intense longing to be a man again.

Lynn hesitated repeatedly, finally pulling out his [Flesh Proliferation Potion] from the medical kit.

He furrowed his brow.

The Flesh Proliferation Potion was indeed an extremely overpowered potion.

That intense restorative effect could truly revive you to full health and energy as long as you still had a breath left.

The more you used it, the greater the probability and degree of your mutation would become.

But after experiencing the out-of-control mutation from downing dozens of potions consecutively, Lynn had developed strong resistance to this potion.

Because the negative effects were really quite severe.

If Lynn used it himself, there was an extremely high chance he might immediately mutate into some terrifying form even he couldn't control.

Lynn pondered, hesitating as he said, "Bai Yi, don't say I didn't warn you. You've already used this potion once. If you use it a second time, there's a high chance you'll develop some unfavorable mutations. Are you sure you still want to use it?"

Bai Yi trembled, "Yes!"

He couldn't process anything else now.

The only thing in his mind right now was his poor balls!

His balls!

Lynn narrowed his eyes, finally reaching out and uncorking the Flesh Proliferation Potion.

The crimson liquid with bubbles occasionally rising looked particularly bloody and bizarre.

"Alright then!"

"Remember! If you feel any abnormal organs appearing, you must tell me immediately, otherwise something big could happen!"

His expression was serious and full of warning.

Bai Yi trembled nervously, hugging his shoulders (ó﹏ò。) as he said, "I... I know! Wuwu!"

Drip—

A dropping sound.

Instantly, Bai Yi immediately felt waves of tingling sensations appearing at all the wound sites throughout his body.

It felt as if a warm current was flowing through his body, and also as if countless ants were crawling.

And in the very next moment, he immediately saw with surprise.

The gunshot wound on his thigh was actually beginning to heal bit by bit at a visible rate.

And it wasn't just the wound on his thigh.

He could also clearly feel the unusual sensation of wound healing in that particular location.

"So... so amazing!"

He was astonished, even his breathing became rapid.

He swore.

In the world he came from, there absolutely couldn't be any potion with such overpowered healing effects!

Because this was simply a miracle! A true miracle!

Then, under his delighted gaze, the flesh that had been shot to pieces was gradually being eliminated under the potion's effects.

He could feel it!

He felt something being rapidly constructed!

Something was quickly emerging from within his body!

That feeling!

(ノ´▽`)ノ♪

It was like a tear-jerking rebirth!

Like a newly hatched chick curiously and cautiously looking around at this wonderful world, then carefully poking out its head.

He felt like he...

ヾ(o´∀`o)ノ

Was reclaiming his dignity as a man!!

Swoosh—

Instantly, a pitch-black tentacle as thick as an arm suddenly writhed and coiled out from his wound.

"......"

Surroundings fell into complete silence.

Bai Yi's expression, which had been immersed in a beautiful dream, instantly froze rigidly in place.

Lynn was shocked, stunned into frozen silence, unable to utter a word.

Huh...

Bai Yi (꒪Д꒪) stared at that writhing and coiling tentacle, motionless.

"This is..."

Slick— slick—

The long tentacle affectionately rubbed against Bai Yi's stunned cheek intermittently, leaving trails of mucus on his face.

"......"

"It's a tentacle!!" Bai Yi instantly (ΩДΩ) let out a sharp, terrified scream.

[Ding! Bai Yi's SAN -10!]

[Ding! Bai Yi's SAN -20!]

[Ding! Bai Yi's SAN -30!]

And in that instant, Lynn finally reacted, instantly springing into action, gritting his teeth as he grabbed the Night Demon Blade, saying through clenched teeth:

"I knew it! A mutation really did appear after all!"

"Bai Yi! Spread your legs!!"

In that split second, Lynn erupted in fury, suddenly raising the Night Demon Blade in his hand, giving that tentacle no chance to grow at all.

"Let Big Brother help you deal with it!"

Squelch—

One slash!

"Aooo—"

Bai Yi let out a terrified, pig-slaughtering-like scream.

......

Several minutes later.

Thud—

The long tentacle fell to the ground, twitched a few times, then showed no further movement.

Bai Yi, pale-faced, woke up with Lynn's help, opening his eyes dazedly, weakly murmuring:

"Big Brother... the tent... tentacle..."

Lynn's eyes slightly reddened, holding his hand as he said, "Don't worry, the tentacle has already been chopped off by Big Brother. You don't need to be afraid anymore!"

Bai Yi murmured, "It feels... empty... so empty..."

Lynn's eyes turned completely red as he said, "Big Brother chopped it off right from the root."

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