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Creepy Pharmacist: All my patients are scary!

Chapter 171: We’re Short on Anesthetic, So Bear With It

Author: 黑心小C
updatedAt: 2025-11-11

Because everything happened too suddenly.

Lynn's limbs were instantly pinned to the floor by numerous blood-red, skinned hands, and a massive mouth faced Lynn up close, its eyes filled with hatred and killing intent.

"You... evil man... You should have! Promised my daughter... You made her think... that I, her mother... am completely useless..."

She shrieked, her face twisted with ferocity.

On the bulging hump on her back, there hung a bloody human skin that looked like it had just been peeled off.

That was her own skin!

Lynn immediately recognized that this monster was the Female Host he had encountered earlier in the living room.

Clearly, during his absence, Alice had performed some minor modifications on her again.

Lynn said calmly, "You're very angry? Do you think that by controlling my limbs, I can't do anything to you?"

"Die!!"

A hoarse, ferocious roar.

The monster suddenly opened its enormous bloody maw and mercilessly lunged toward Lynn's head.

Without a doubt.

That monster could easily shatter his skull with a single bite.

"Big Brother! I'll save you!"

Seeing this, Bai Yi trembled and was about to charge over with the Night Demon Blade to help Lynn.

But the moment he took a step forward, a terrifying scene unfolded.

He suddenly saw two crimson tentacles sprout from Lynn's shoulders, which clattered as they grabbed the monster's upper and lower jaws.

Bai Yi: "(ΩДΩ)!!"

[Bai Yi SAN -10]

He had forgotten! He completely forgot!

Although his Big Brother looked human on the surface, he truly wasn't a normal person!

His Big Brother was a tentacle monster!!

Crack crack crack crack—

The monster's upper and lower jaws were gradually pushed apart under the restraint of Lynn's tentacles. She continuously let out long screams from her throat, but it was utterly useless.

One tentacle calmly helped Lynn adjust his glasses.

Then it reached into his chest pocket and pulled out a cigarette and a flint striker.

With a flick, it lit the cigarette for Lynn.

Lynn took a drag, then calmly blew a smoke ring directly into the monster's gaping mouth and said lightly:

"Madam, it's not about how many limbs you have, but how you use them."

"You should have used three hands to control my right hand and two feet, then used five more hands to control my left hand, then cut the nonsense and directly go for my head or my (beep—). That way, you might have had some chance of winning."

Lynn blew another smoke ring at her.

Crack crack crack—

Under the monster's horrified gaze, an unimaginable great force suddenly erupted from the human's left arm. It was like a monstrously strong loli fiercely prying steel bars.

Whoosh—

Amid Lynn's calm smoke rings.

His left hand instantly transformed into a sharp bone blade, cleanly severing several of the arms on her left side on the spot.

The monster abruptly let out a piercing, miserable shriek.

Crimson blood spurted out, dyeing the entire Main Hall red.

Lynn said innocently, "You made my Miss Zuo angry. You'd better pray for your own good fortune."

In an instant.

The monster's eyes suddenly showed terror.

She saw that, unnoticed, his left hand had already reached right in front of her face. The mouth on its palm suddenly revealed a row of pure white teeth, flashing with a *ding* sound of bright light.

Chomp—

Amid her terrified screams.

The left hand suddenly enlarged, opening into a several-meter-wide bloody maw, and bit down on half of her body in one go.

She struggled desperately, but it was completely useless.

What the hell kind of monster is this!

What the hell kind of monster is this!!

Bai Yi stood there dazedly holding the Night Demon Blade, mouth agape, watching the scene without moving.

This... this...

Is this how battles work in this terrifying world?

Why does Big Brother's hand have a mouth too, why can Big Brother's hand transform into various shapes?!

It seems like aside from looking human, there's nothing about Big Brother that resembles a human at all!

Smack—

Bai Yi stared blankly as the monster was slammed left and right on the ground by Big Brother's left hand—Big Brother who stood there calmly smoking—like a little chick, smack smack smack against the floor.

Wait...

Shouldn't this be a horror world?

So why does it suddenly feel not scary at all?!

He felt his worldview being violently refreshed.

"Zuo Zuo." Lynn calmly tossed away his cigarette butt and flexed his arm, saying:

"Don't beat her to death! Remember, we're doctors, white-robed angels who bring happiness and peace. She's just sick, and sickness needs treatment. You can't be so rough with patients!"

Crunch—

Zuo Zuo flung the monster to the ground, chewing on her two arms, and muttered:

"Don't act all (beep—) in front of this hand! This hand isn't buying your act, you know!"

Bai Yi: "(((;

꒪ꈊ꒪;

)))"

This... this...

Big Brother's left hand... actually... can actually talk?!

Oh my god! My dear father!

This isn't right, this isn't right at all!

Lynn wiped his sleeves and strode over to the monster who had been beaten half-paralyzed, with her facial features twisted every which way, blood spurting out continuously.

He calmly tapped her forehead and said:

"I'm going to start the treatment now. Anesthesia is scarce, so it might hurt a bit. Bear with it, understood?"

The monster trembled as she looked at that face, an indescribable terror suddenly sweeping through her entire body.

What is he going to do?!

Why is he making that weird expression!

Could it be... could it be...

And in the very next moment, the zzzzzzzzz sound of a chainsaw starting up rang out. Bai Yi instantly (ΩДΩ) watched as his Big Brother rode on top of the monster, holding a chainsaw, performing some indescribable operations on her with zzzzing sounds.

"Ah!!!"

The monster let out a terrified scream.

Bai Yi covered his ears, also screaming repeatedly in terror.

No way!

This can't be happening!

Too cruel! Too cruel! He sawed it open! He reached inside! He went into that opening!!

[Ding! Female Host terror +20]

[Ding! Bai Yi terror +30]

[Ding! Female Host SAN -20]

[Ding! Bai Yi SAN -20]

...

Several minutes later.

[Ding! Congratulations on triggering achievement: Perfect Craniotomy Surgery Great Success! You obtained 200 base experience]

[Perfect Craniotomy Surgery Great Success]: Stage achievement, obtainable when performing a perfect craniotomy surgery on a target without causing death. This indicates you have taken another important step toward becoming a healing doctor. You obtained permanent bonuses: Surgery Ability +10, Intelligence +2, Strength +3, Happiness +5]

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