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Creepy Pharmacist: All my patients are scary!

Chapter 25: It’s Best Not to Have Any Expectations

Author: 黑心小C
updatedAt: 2025-10-08

Silence surrounded them.

The female ghost stood there stiffly.

Her crisis level, which had soared to 99%, instantly dropped to 50%.

“Huh?” The female ghost was dazed.

Lynn coughed awkwardly and said, “Sorry, sister, you suddenly getting so close like that just made it impossible for me to resist wanting to give you a kiss. Please forgive my rudeness because you are just too much to my aesthetic taste.”

The female ghost blankly said, “To your… aesthetic taste?”

Thick, viscous liquid dripped drop by drop from the crack on her face.

The bloody tentacles and barbs looked like something straight out of a horror movie.

Lynn covered his pounding heart with his hand, his cheeks flushed slightly as he said, “That’s right… I’ve admired girls with good teeth and tentacles ever since I was a child…”

He reached out and grabbed two sticky tentacles hanging from that crack, stroking them along with the mucus.

“Especially sisters like you, all slimy and sticky—it’s like my white moonlight in my heart.”

The female ghost said blankly, “Uh…”

Something was wrong!

This human was definitely wrong!

Why was he so calm when she showed her perfect beautiful face, but when she revealed that terrifying visage, he got even more excited?!

Lynn was gently stroking those slimy tentacles beside her with a cute expression (*๓´╰╯`๓).

Time seemed to freeze.

But at that moment, Lynn suddenly stopped moving and furrowed his brows.

The female ghost immediately snapped back, narrowing her eyes coldly and sneering, “What’s wrong? Don’t you like slimy sisters with good teeth?”

[Crisis Level 70%]

Lynn said seriously, “I noticed something. Sister, don’t you usually neglect oral hygiene?”

The female ghost blankly said, “None of your business.”

Lynn suddenly stood up and said solemnly, “That’s a mistaken way of thinking. As a beautiful lady, how can you allow any flaws? I think you really need a delicate grooming session!”

“And I am exactly the kind of professional who’s very skilled at grooming others.”

The female ghost said blankly, “Uh…”

A few minutes later.

Lynn looked satisfied as he gazed at the female ghost, who now had a shining, pristine set of white teeth. He took out a small bottle of breath freshening potion and sprayed it onto her teeth with a hiss.

“Do you feel like your breath has suddenly become much fresher now?”

Lynn took out a mirror, smiling brightly as he held it up in front of her.

Looking at the barbs inside the shining crack on her face and the fresh tentacles, her expression was blank.

In fact, during those few minutes, her brain was basically frozen.

Because something was off!

This development was absolutely nothing like she had imagined!

It was one thing that he wasn’t afraid, but he even looked so excited to give her an oral care session…

Is that a normal human reaction?

Normally, she should have screamed in terror immediately and then fled like a madwoman.

Something was wrong!

This human was definitely wrong!

Crack, crack, crack—

The woman stretched out her hand, forcefully closing the crack on her face, restoring her previous alluring human older sister appearance.

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She slammed the counter and said coldly, “Don’t give me any slick talk. I’m here on business. Tell me! Did you perform surgery on a Pig-Headed Demon yesterday?”

[Crisis Level 71%]

Lynn thought for a moment and said, “Yes.”

The female ghost narrowed her eyes and sneered, “You operated on him and even pulled a baby out of his stomach, didn’t you?”

In Lynn’s mind, the ghost baby immediately appeared.

“May I ask who you are?”

The female ghost said with murderous intent, “I am her mother.”

Lynn: “!!!”

This was absolutely unexpected by Lynn.

Because there was no way he could connect that chaotic ghost baby with the female ghost in front of him.

Lynn widened his eyes and said, “Calm down, calm down. I’m just curious—how could a beautiful lady like you be interested in that Pig-Headed Demon? And even if so, shouldn’t it be your child?”

The woman sneered coldly, “Don’t pretend to be ignorant.”

“You know exactly what’s going on. He should have told you—about a month ago, he ate a little ghost. Unluckily, that little ghost was part of me that fell out.”

“Since it has taken form, I am her mother.”

Lynn: “!!!”

Lynn forcibly calmed his emotions and cautiously asked, “So, madam, you came here to…”

The woman sneered and licked her crimson lips, “Of course, to take back my own child. If I’m right, my child has now formed into a disaster monster, hasn’t it?”

Lynn’s eyes widened as he backed away step by step.

“Well, how should I put it…”

At that moment, the woman’s face suddenly cracked open again, and thick bloody mucus flowed down her whole body.

Countless tentacles spread wildly from her hair, and her slender hands cracked as one eye after another grew.

She sneered and stepped closer to Lynn, saying:

“Killing! Malice! Resentment! Evil!”

“My child possesses all the delightful qualities I have. Since it was born, it must become a qualified hunter, bringing disaster and nightmares to everyone!”

[Crisis Level 81%]

[Crisis Level 91%]

Lynn trembled as he backed up, pressed against the medicine cabinet behind him with nowhere to retreat.

“Madam, wait a moment! How can you be sure that baby is your child? If you want to take it away, I think the Pig-Headed Demon should come here to verify in person!”

Lynn desperately tried to buy time.

The woman sneered.

“Verify? Fine! I’ll have him verify with you now!”

With a roar, she suddenly opened her huge bloody mouth wide and began to regurgitate in bursts.

A slimy pig head immediately dropped onto the counter.

Plop—

The pig head, almost corroded clean, stared straight at Lynn. Lynn recognized it at once as the Pig-Headed Demon he operated on yesterday!

Lynn: “(ΩДΩ)!!”

[SAN -20!]

[SAN -20!]

Eaten!

The Pig-Headed Demon had actually been eaten by this female ghost!

“Hand over my child immediately!”

The woman sneered and stepped closer, countless tentacles surging around Lynn.

“Maybe then I’ll consider sparing your life!”

Lynn’s back was against the wall as he said seriously, “Hand it over! Of course! It’s just… well… your child might be a little different from what you imagine…”

But just then.

From behind the curtain, small footsteps suddenly sounded.

Lynn’s heart skipped a beat.

The female ghost immediately lifted her head, sensing the presence, and a cold sneer appeared on her face as she said:

“Looks like my child has already heard the sound and is coming, hehe…”

She stopped paying attention to Lynn.

Turning to face the curtain, countless tentacles wildly surged around her. The smile on her face became even more chaotic and twisted.

“Just in time for me to see what my child has become now. An indescribable twisted form? Or a forbidden evil ghost writhing with malice? I’m really looking forward to it! Hahaha—”

Lynn swallowed hard and glared, “Madam, I think you’d better not get your hopes up!”

Because…

Because…

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