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Creepy Pharmacist: All my patients are scary!

Chapter 27: No! Even I Don’t Believe It Myself

Author: 黑心小C
updatedAt: 2025-10-08

The female ghost stood there in a daze.

She realized this analogy was completely impossible to refute him because he wasn't a normal person.

He was a pervert who could get excited even by a terrifying evil spirit like her!

Lynn adjusted his monocle and shook his head:

"Madam, now we come to the point where I must have a proper chat with you. This is flesh of your own flesh! Even if she grew up somewhat... unconventional looking, she's still your child!"

"Moreover..."

Lynn lifted the adorable baby in his arms, speaking earnestly:

"She's so incredibly cute!"

The female ghost glared at him furiously, her sharp claws making cracking sounds as she clenched them. "Stop your nonsense! If she had been born normally, my child absolutely wouldn't have turned out like this!"

"You must have done something to her!"

Lynn waved his hand grandly, speaking seriously: "Let's set that question aside for now. First let me ask you - do you truly prefer your child to become a corrupted evil spirit, a twisted monster covered in tentacles?"

The female ghost paused.

Seeing the change in expression on the ghost's face, Lynn immediately seized this breakthrough.

He gave her no time to react, speaking profoundly:

"Which do you think you'd prefer? A malicious being that attacks you on sight, or a sensible, adorable child who sweetly calls you Mommy when she sees you?"

Lynn flicked the petite beast ear of the adorable baby in his arms.

"Mommy~" the baby immediately called out.

The female ghost shuddered all over, a trace of confusion appearing in her malicious eyes.

[Soothing Experience +1]

Lynn looked at her calmly and said: "Moreover, if I'm not mistaken, deep in your heart, you actually yearn to have your child's pure appearance and inner nature, don't you?"

Hearing this, the female ghost became furious: "Enough of your nonsense! I'll now—"

[Ding! Crisis Level 81%]

[Ding! Crisis Level 91%]

Lynn flicked the little ear of the adorable baby in his arms.

"Yada~~" the baby (๑>︶<)و wagged her tail.

Perk—

The female ghost trembled, the murderous intent that had just surged up immediately suppressed by that cute sound.

[Ding! Crisis Level -10%]

Lynn said seriously: "Actually, you agree with what I'm saying in your heart, don't you?"

"Bullshit!" The female ghost's tentacles writhed wildly as she glared furiously at Lynn.

"We'll discuss the bullshit matter later."

Lynn waved his hand grandly, his monocle reflecting intelligent light.

"You can't hide it from me, madam. Haven't you noticed? When you're in human form, your every movement is exceptionally confident, especially your eyes - they're filled with the charm of a mature woman."

"That kind of feeling can't be faked. Deep down, you actually want to truly possess such a perfect body and appearance, don't you?"

The female ghost trembled involuntarily.

It was as if he had instantly pinpointed some shameful secret hidden deep in her heart.

Her face immediately showed an expression of embarrassed anger.

"Don't get angry just yet!"

Lynn extended his hand, his expression serious:

"This is human nature, nothing to be ashamed of. And don't you understand yet?"

"This is the Dark World. Human creatures are already extremely rare here. If you became so beautiful just to charm others, don't you think..."

"Other than being able to charm me, your current appearance has no practical use at all?" Thɪs chapter is updated by noveⅼfire.net

The female ghost stood there dumbfounded.

Clearly.

Every word Lynn spoke was like a sharp sword, directly piercing the softest places in her heart.

Because what Lynn said was indeed true.

"Of course, both of your forms can charm me, but let's not dwell on that for now."

Lynn adjusted his monocle, speaking seriously:

"Madam, although you may indeed be an evil spirit, I believe that an evil spirit who pursues beautiful things cannot possibly be ugly and evil. And you're absolutely not the corrupted, evil monster you claim to be."

[Crisis Level 41%]

[Crisis Level 31%]

[Crisis Level 20%]

The female ghost stood there stunned, the wildly writhing tentacles all over her body gradually calming down.

Because no one had ever said such things to her before.

No one had ever not believed she wasn't a corrupted evil spirit...

"For example, in my eyes, you're extremely beautiful - not just in appearance, but also the maternal radiance you emit from within, that charming light of the soul that makes you more human than I am!"

Lynn said earnestly and seriously:

"Don't you understand yet? The evil spirit fragment you dropped actually hatched into such a sweet, adorable, cute baby. Doesn't this..."

"Prove the truth, goodness, and beauty within your heart?!"

Lynn's voice suddenly rose on those last few words, as if filled with awe-inspiring power.

[Ding! Crisis Level reduced to 5%]

[Ding! Crisis Level reduced to 0%]

[Ding! Blood-Robed Evil Spirit's Favorability toward you +10]

The female ghost opened her mouth, standing there dumbfounded, momentarily feeling through his words that she seemed... somewhat beautiful...

Seeing that he had shaken this female ghost's psychology,

Lynn intensified his offensive, speaking seriously:

"Just like this child of yours - think about it. Why do other evil spirits all give birth to twisted, corrupted beings, yet only she possesses such a cute appearance, such pure eyes..."

"Do you really think a mere human like me has the ability to transform what you call a corrupted evil spirit into such a lovely, beautiful person?"

"No!"

Lynn waved his hand grandly, shouting:

"Not even I believe that!"

[Speech Experience +1]

[Deception Skill +1]

[Eloquence Experience +1]

The female ghost moved her lips, standing there stunned, unable to get a word in edgewise.

Because what he said indeed made perfect sense.

"Um... that..."

Lynn suddenly turned his head, seriously adjusting his monocle, speaking in a deep, resonant baritone:

"So! Cherish this, beautiful lady! This child is heaven's most precious gift to you. Such an adorable, cute baby - tell me, who in this world wouldn't truly love her?!"

Lynn flicked the petite beast ear of the adorable baby.

"Yada~~" the ghost baby (๑>︶<)و.

"......"

"......"

Silence fell all around.

The female ghost stood there dumbfounded, instinctively extending a tentacle and giving two stiff, pattering claps.

Actually, she didn't know why she was clapping - it just felt like the atmosphere called for it, making her unable to resist applauding.

Lynn cleared his throat and said seriously:

"What do you think?"

The female ghost shuddered all over, her gaze somewhat panicked as she tried to avoid something.

"Um... seems... somewhat reasonable..."

[Ding! Congratulations on completing mission: Survive. You received reward: 500 Skeleton Coins, Basic Experience +200, Special Reward: "Infectious Aura" x1]

[Ding! Congratulations on completing mission: Evil Spirit Mother. You received reward: 300 Skeleton Coins, Basic Experience +100, Blood-Robed Evil Spirit Favorability +50]

[Ding! You obtained achievement: "Impromptu Orator"]

[Impromptu Orator (Achievement)]: During an impromptu speech, you successfully persuaded a high-level female creature who held malice toward you. You gained permanent bonuses: Persuasion Success Rate +1%, Permanent Favorability from Females +1

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