Creepy Pharmacist: All my patients are scary!
Chapter 40: Getting Married and Having a Kid or Something
Blood-Robed Evil Spirit; "(Gnashing teeth)!"
[Blood Doll]: "Your Majesty, it's all up to you! I don't mind charging down there immediately, grabbing his neck first, giving him a beating, and then cutting off his head!"
[Skeleton Demon]: "Exactly! Don't give him a chance to open his mouth, just finish him off directly to eliminate any future troubles!"
[Long Hair Ghost]: "(ó﹏ò。), isn't that a bit impolite?"
[Everyone]: "???"
[Long Hair Ghost]: "⊙﹏⊙||| Uh, I was just saying something random..."
[Evil Spirit Queen]: "Don't worry, wait for my good news. By this time tomorrow, his head will be sitting in the corner of my house, serving as my daughter's chamber pot!"
After saying this, the Blood-Robed Evil Spirit quickly closed the spying mirror surface, narrowing her eyes.
Swoosh—
Tentacles wildly sprouted from her body, gnashing her teeth as her form instantly dissolved into a large pool of crimson blood that swooshed and seeped through the floorboards, heading downward toward the first floor.
In an instant.
The candle flames on the first floor began flickering wildly.
On the ceiling, sticky drops of blood plopped down onto the floor one after another.
Instantly.
Those sticky blood droplets began coalescing, then transformed into the Blood-Robed Evil Spirit with her cracked face.
She sharply looked around.
But aside from her ghost servant cowering trembling in the corner, there was no sign of Lynn anywhere.
"Where is that brat?" the Blood-Robed Evil Spirit gritted her teeth.
Her gaze instantly fell upon her ghost servant.
The ghost pointed dazedly toward the wooden door leading to the corridor, saying:
"Master, he said he was getting impatient waiting, so he wanted to go find you personally. He just opened the door and went to the backyard..."
"That damn brat!!"
The Blood-Robed Evil Spirit gritted her teeth, instantly transforming into a distorted, shrieking evil spirit whooshing toward that door.
Rushing all the way to the backyard.
She quickly searched through several rooms.
But couldn't find Lynn's figure anywhere.
Then in the next moment, her gaze suddenly fell upon a black shadow flashing past the window of the second-floor attic.
Her pupils instantly contracted.
"This guy... he sneaked into my boudoir?!"
The Blood-Robed Evil Spirit immediately flew into a rage.
The next moment.
She suddenly leaped, instantly jumping to the window, whooshing as she threw open the window.
Then she immediately saw a scene that completely broke her defenses.
In the second-floor boudoir, Lynn was currently standing before the bed, holding the wide-eyed, awakened Adorable Baby in his arms, stroking her little ears with a (❁´◡`❁) expression.
The Blood-Robed Evil Spirit was instantly shocked.
"Let go of my daughter!!"
With a long cry, the Blood-Robed Evil Spirit raged, all her tentacles instantly surrounding Lynn like ice spikes, aiming directly at him.
Lynn instantly snapped back to attention, then his gaze fell upon the furious woman. He flicked his monocle and smiled:
"Madam, this isn't exactly hospitable behavior. You said you'd invite me for dinner tonight, but just now downstairs, aside from getting a bit frightened, I didn't even get to see your face."
He picked up the Adorable Baby, sighing:
"This is truly heartbreaking."
The Blood-Robed Evil Spirit instantly sneered, "Stop pretending to be virtuous in front of me. I already know everything you did to my daughter. What? Still trying to fool me with those same lines from daytime?"
"It was clearly you who messed with my daughter, yet you dared say it was the embodiment of my inner goodness and beauty! I really want to tear your mouth apart right now!"
Lynn knew.
In situations like this, you absolutely cannot follow her lead.
Otherwise, even with a hundred mouths, you wouldn't be able to explain yourself clearly.
Lynn adjusted his monocle and said calmly, "Madam, regardless of what you think you know, I guarantee I haven't told you a single lie. If I had even the slightest intention of fooling you..."
"May lightning strike me five times!"
Crack—
A lightning bolt instantly flashed outside the window, striking directly in the courtyard.
"..."
"..."
Lynn wiped his sweat, saying, "Uh... as you can see, that lightning strike for some reason didn't hit me, so this sufficiently proves the credibility of my words, don't you think?"
The Blood-Robed Evil Spirit sneered.
That expression seemed to say, I'll just quietly watch you show off.
At this point, Lynn took a deep breath and decided to stop pretending, laying his cards on the table.
He plopped down on the bed, holding the Adorable Baby, sighed and shook his head:
"Alright... I admit it, I was the one who messed with things, but madam, you must understand, I truly had no malicious intentions whatsoever."
"Moreover, when your daughter was first delivered by me, her face was way too messed up—not only covered in pustules but also oozing pus..."
"And as a doctor with a strong sense of justice."
Lynn sighed helplessly:
"If I didn't make some corrections, when that Pig-Headed Demon really came back to claim the ghost baby that came out of someone, how could I point at that pus-dripping child and say, this is your baby?"
"It looked way too broken!"
The Blood-Robed Evil Spirit sneered, "Make it up! Keep making it up! Let's see how long you can keep this going!"
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Lynn instantly raised his hands in surrender, saying helplessly:
"Alright, there are other reasons too, and this time I'm telling the truth."
"Speak!"
"First." Lynn closed his eyes, raising one finger, "I'm afraid of dying. I was afraid that when your baby completely deteriorated, she'd take me out first. After all, this is an evil spirit we're talking about." This content belongs to novel⸺fire.net
The Blood-Robed Evil Spirit sneered, "That excuse seems somewhat reasonable."
"Second." Lynn looked up, eyes closed, "I wanted to test my hands-on skills, to see if I could shape a nice doll that matches my aesthetic preferences, so I used your baby to gain some experience."
The Blood-Robed Evil Spirit gritted her teeth loudly, "And the third?!"
"Third..." Lynn said uncomfortably:
"Of course, I also harbored that tiny thought that maybe the Pig-Headed Demon wouldn't come to claim her, wondering if I could shape a cute girl, raise her, get married and have babies someday or something..."
"Yada~~" The Adorable Baby in his arms made a (๑>︶<)و expression.
"..."
"..."
The Blood-Robed Evil Spirit seemed to turn to stone, completely frozen in place.
Lynn made funny faces, adjusted his monocle, and said cheerfully:
"Just kidding! How could I, Lynn, have such vulgar thoughts? I really just wanted to simply shape a prettier doll, something nicer to look at, hehehe—"
"..."
"..."
"Do you think this is funny?" the Blood-Robed Evil Spirit gnashed her teeth loudly.
Lynn shook his head, eyes closed, "Not funny."
The Blood-Robed Evil Spirit was almost amused by anger, "I think it's hilarious. Should I tear your mouth apart right now so you can have a good laugh? What do you think?"
A calm smile appeared on Lynn's face as he said:
"Madam, I think it would be better for us to sit down and have a proper talk. If you really want to finish me off, I'm indeed no match for you, but you need to distinguish what's important here."