CHAPTER 42: HORNY PRINCESS.

Billiard tables and table tennis boards were lined up together, there were even massage chairs, etc. It was all Woo Jin’s idea of relaxation.

Suho purchased them, and as the system didn’t buzz, he used up all he had in the panel. He was now sitting in his chair, which he ordered, and was looking at the system panel seriously.

[Ding!! Business Empire System Activated]

[Host: Kim Suho]

[System Funds: $100/2,000,000]

[Personal Wealth: $1800]

[Wealth Conclusion Cycle: 1 Week (2 days, 8 hours, and 2 minutes left)]

In just two days I’ll be a fucking millionaire, 4 million.

Suho, with a smile on his face, turned the new computer on. He has recently downloaded a game called ’Horny Princess’ to pass the time when he is bored, he doesn’t like to watch reel after reel.

Horny Princess is a game where you need to play with a character who has a horn on top of her head, it’s mostly a pay-to-win RPG game that is online-based.

To leave the novice village, the princess needs to be at the very least level 25, next is to go into the nearby forest and farm monsters mainly.

Suho logged in to the game and controlled the princess, and after running around a bit, he smiled, because the game felt smooth. He wanted to go out there and farm monsters now. This is also where novice protection goes away, so Suho first checked the controls and then slowly exited the village.

Suho was expecting to get a new set of armor, but it was as hard as it can be when you farm it by yourself.

Cho Rin looked over when she heard a mechanical keyboard and gaming mouse being pressed constantly, she smiled, as in these days she understood one thing: Suho loved playing computer games.

I never understand how he can run such a big company and be relaxed like this.

Hey! He trusts you so much, that is why he spends so much time playing games, so work hard, Cho Rin.

Cho Rin was actually debating inside her mind, she was happy that Suho trusted her so much that he could play games during office time.

In the game.

Suho was happy slaying monsters, as he can just poke them with the horn to kill them. He also found a small goblin to poke, strangely, the poke mechanism was a bit different. If you poke from behind, it will do critical damage.

As he killed the goblin with a poke in his back, a good horn appeared as a reward. Suho was happy and was about to pick it up when suddenly a ray of white light came out of nowhere and pierced his back.

Suho looked at the healthy bar, and it was almost empty. Then another shot was taken in his back, and his health just disappeared, and ’Game Over Princess’ appeared on the screen of Suho.

Your character was killed by[Richest Man in Chicago].

Suho looked at the small prompt that appeared together with the game over notification and was pissed, there was even a small golden avatar of the player who killed him to make him even more pissed.

Ding

Suho received a private message from someone in the game, and as he was dead anyway, he checked before logging out.

Richest Man in Chicago: Hehe, I like poking people from the back. It satisfies me. If I see you again, I’ll poke your back again.

Suho was shocked, he never expected to get this kind of perverted message in a clean game like this.

As a good citizen, Suho, of course, pressed the report button.

[Report Failed: The profile you are reporting is an Ultra Rich tier 4 user, the report will always fail.]

Suho, looking at this notification, was shocked once again, he sighed and just closed the message section and wanted to play again.

[Ultra Kill: The user is a non-premium member, please try logging in within two hours (killed by an Ultra Rich Tier member, so penalty)]

[Tip: To play instantly, become at least an ordinary user. Tap to recharge $100.]

Fucking shit,

He opened the recharge option to see what kind of prices are available.

Ordinary member: $100

Genuine Member: $1000

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Ultra Rich Tier 1: $100,000

Suho, looking at the Ultra Rich Tier, gulped his spit. He was not a young master anymore to refill his game with thousands of dollars, he was just a simple man now, who only has $1800 in his name.

Suho, who was feeling bored, just picked up his phone and recharged $100 to his game account and started playing again.

Suho played for two hours straight, it was fun to kill and build a small house in the village slowly.

Boom

Your character was killed by [Richest Man in Chicago].

Suho was not sure where this man came from, but he was killed again in an instant this time, it means he was holding back last time.

Another message came, Suho frowned but decided to check it anyway.

Richest Man in Chicago: Oh yeah!!! Money, baby, gets you all the horn you need to poke.

Suho gritted his teeth, he wanted to block this person, but it was impossible as well because this person has Ultra Rich Tier, which even saves a person from being blocked.

Suho directly uninstalled the game because this game was really too much pay-to-win, after uninstalling, he even left a bad review on the mist website where people download games from.

[Shitty game, wasted my money on shit]

After giving a review, Suho checked if everyone had the same experience as him or if he had bad luck.

[Who would play this shit?]

Damn! Refund my money.

[Holy fuck, I was fucked in my ass.]

Over 90% of the reviews are bad reviews of this game, Suho nodded his head, as he was not the only one.

"Boss, are you okay?"

Cho Rin asked, she came to give Suho a cup of hot chocolate, and seeing him fuming for some reason, she asked.

"Yeah, it’s fine."

Suho waved his hand in a nonchalant way and drank the hot choco, the perfect creamy choco was his favorite, and Cho Rin could make it even better somehow. His heart calmed down after just one sip.