Damn it! Let’s smash the darkness together!
Chapter 850: 23: Xie Xiaochan, I, Xu Shu, Acknowledge You as the Strongest!
Chapter 850: Chapter 23: Xie Xiaochan, I, Xu Shu, Acknowledge You as the Strongest!
“Isn’t this too defiant of the heavens… Xie Xiaochan’s Extraordinary Path is called Seven-color Taoist… I get it, the Seven-color Taoist represents seven different personalities?”
“Schizophrenia? No, it doesn’t seem that simple…”
They seemed unable to notice Xu Shu, each displaying something different in front of him.
The athletic woman with seductive eyes said, “Why hasn’t Xu Shu come to find me yet? Why hasn’t Xu Shu come to find me! Boohoo, I really want to hug Xu Shu, I really want to roll around in Xu Shu’s big embrace! Xu Shu’s hands are warm, Xu Shu’s shoulders are broad~ Xu Shu’s Chasing Sun Golden Spear is often elongated~”
Her face was full of shyness, desire insatiable, burning inside and out, mind in turmoil.
“Uh, no, what’s going on with you…”
Xu Shu looked puzzled, truly unable to understand.
Fortunately, the Tai Chu Scroll provided an answer, giving him a hint in front of his eyes: [She is ‘Insatiable’ Chan!]
“The insatiable aspect of Seven-color Taoist? Sounds familiar… Oh right, she seemed to use some ability on me before, which she called insatiable, could it be that these seven Xie Xiaochan, are her seven weapons?”
Xu Shu was not embarrassed; he pondered thoughtfully as he observed the seven bride’s characteristics, accordingly to the Tai Chu Scroll’s hints.
He shifted his gaze to the character in the next compartment, a big sister who held others in contempt.
“Shut up, harlot! I, Xie Xiaochan, have never been inferior to others in my life, how can I be repressed and dwell beneath others for long?”
The big sister’s attire was peculiar:
Draped in a great cloak, waving a yellow scarf, holding a talisman cord to summon thunder and lightning;
Stepping on clouds to flatten the grand comet, with a soft sword around her waist to cut celestial stars!
After casting a contemptuous glance at the celebrity next door, the big sister crossed her fearsome leg, resembling a divine general from the heavens, casually waved her fair hand, with momentum like a rainbow, contemptuously proclaiming:
“All under heaven is my land, every corner is my subject, heaven and earth, I alone revere! I am the emperor of the world!!!”
She participated in battle after battle on the brink of breaking the world, her domineering aura overflowing, she viewed the world with disdain, leaving a legacy in history!
The Tai Chu Scroll gave a hint: [She is ‘Overbearing’ Chan!]
“???”
Xu Shu looked puzzled, utterly surprised.
“Goodness, could you be the Lord Taiping who wielded three family surnames in the Spring and Autumn period? How do I seem to have seen this personality in her Hundred Life Reincarnation?”
Xu Shu stroked his chin, smiling without speaking, looking towards the next world compartment.
This Xie Xiaochan’s temperament was completely different from before.
She was a modern real estate broker, very petty; in her early years, she astonishingly created a ‘one-foot alley’ by secretly building a wall on the shared passage with a neighbor to encroach on land.
Growing up, she came out to be a broker to sell houses but always cheated and pocketed fees from both sides, frequently being complained about by clients, resulting in frequent changes of companies;
Whenever she felt she was earning less, she would secretly steal her colleague’s clients and put them under her own name.
Her performance was so poor, the female supervisor couldn’t stand it, gave her some good resources. She outwardly showed gratitude while secretly reporting her to higher-ups, causing the supervisor to be dismissed, and taking her place.
She took advantage of every opportunity to exploit others for her benefit, truly a dastardly villain!
——[She is ‘Insatiably Greedy’ Chan!]
“This is a bit too shameless.”
Xu Shu was rather disdainful of this bride and moved a bit further away from her.
He walked to the side, entering another compartment of a different world.
In this world, it started to snow heavily, every household had a fireplace lit, singing Christmas songs.
The ragged Xie Xiaochan walked barefoot on the street, shivering in the cold wind, looking longingly at the families reuniting, staring at them throwing away unfinished food.
She knocked on every house’s window, trying to sell her box of matches in exchange for food but was always rebuffed and driven away by agitated homeowners.
Cold, hungry, and tired, she could finally walk no more, hugging her small shoulders, she nestled into a corner, pitifully gnawing at the wall, softly humming a lullaby taught by her grandmother:
“When the stars come out, I eat stars, when the moon rises, I eat the moon~ I’m so hungry, so hungry, I’m truly so hungry~”
“I eat eat eat eat eat eat eat…”
She continued gnawing, devouring stars and the moon, eating up the town’s houses, consuming the town’s people.
——[She is ‘Starving’ Chan!]
“No way, are you serious? What on earth is this? The match-selling Big Heavenly Dog?”
Originally filled with pity, Xu Shu nearly spat out a mouthful of old blood.
He truly felt sorry for this little beggar, thinking about how to help her.
Who would have thought such a darkly humorous development would unfold!
Furious and embarrassed, he quickly walked away, entering a new compartment.
Here was a scholarly Xie Xiaochan, enveloped in books, a charm exuding from her presence.
Xu Shu saw her writing at her desk, curiously walked over to take a look.
She was writing a diary:
“November 20, sleeping.”
“November 21, sleeping.”
“November 22, sleeping.”
“November 23, Xie Xiaochan, oh Xie Xiaochan, how can you be so decadent? Have you forgotten the cultivation goals you set before?
“Have you forgotten your father’s last wish? Have you forgotten the promise to your mother? There are countless true disciples of the Female Void Palace, without progress, you’ll be surpassed, as thousands of sails pass by the sunken side, to excel, you must work hard! Heavenly Dao rewards the diligent!!!”
“November 24, sleeping. It’s too cold in winter~”
…
“Haha.”
Xu Shu laughed aloud, glanced up, and the Tai Chu Scroll displayed: [She is ‘Unambitious’ Chan!]
He turned around, took a few more steps, and saw a Gothic Lolita-like Xie Xiaochan.