Chapter 1476 - 633: You wouldn’t want your childhood friend to know your secret, right?_2 - Deities Are All Just My Food - NovelsTime

Deities Are All Just My Food

Chapter 1476 - 633: You wouldn’t want your childhood friend to know your secret, right?_2

Author: Missing You Washing Red Beans
updatedAt: 2025-07-15

CHAPTER 1476: CHAPTER 633: YOU WOULDN’T WANT YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIEND TO KNOW YOUR SECRET, RIGHT?_2

If Lin Baici hadn’t become a God Hunter, he probably wouldn’t have had any interaction with a girl like Ji Xinyan, or rather, she’s a girl out of his league.

As for the academic achiever Zhu Qiunan, Lin Baici didn’t want to delay her youth, or rather, he felt unworthy of having such a girlfriend.

Strictly speaking, Gu Qingqiu, who liked to wear white long dresses, best fit Lin Baici’s aesthetic. She was delicate, intellectual, beautiful, and when she smiled, she was like a lily flower!

But internally, she’s a lunatic!

Dating a girl like that, who knows while playing poker, if you exert just a bit less strength, you might get stabbed twice, or one night, she might say, "Honey, I cooked dinner for you with cockroaches, be sure to finish it all..."

Lin Baici thought that Gu Qingqiu would definitely be capable of doing that.

However, there’s Jiang Yitong, pretty, with a good figure, dresses innocently, except for pretending to be a rich second generation, everything else is fine.

"What... what do you want to do?"

Jiang Yitong felt uneasy under Lin Baici’s gaze, her voice trembling: "If you threaten me, I’ll call the police!"

"How about making a deal?"

Lin Baici asked with a smile.

"What kind of deal?"

Jiang Yitong was worried.

"Be my girlfriend!"

Before Lin Baici could finish, Jiang Yitong refused.

"Impossible!"

Jiang Yitong instinctively blurted out. She was vain, but she wouldn’t give up her body for it; she valued herself.

"Don’t get me wrong, when I say girlfriend, I mean sometimes I feel bored and want to fulfill my high school dreams. You pretend to be my girlfriend and accompany me around the campus!"

What Lin Baici initially thought was just a whimsical idea suddenly seemed possible.

"Just that?"

Jiang Yitong was suspicious, unable to figure out Lin Baici’s intentions.

"Yep!"

Lin Baici turned his head to look at the road: "Rest assured, at most holding hands, no kissing!"

"Hugging is not allowed either!"

Jiang Yitong added.

"..."

Lin Baici frowned.

"Okay, I’ll compromise. Hugging is allowed, but you can’t touch inappropriately!"

Jiang Yitong looked at Lin Baici: "I agree, but you can’t reveal my stuff and have to delete that video."

"I suddenly feel this is so boring!"

Lin Baici self-mockingly laughed: "It’s not like I don’t have a girlfriend? And mine’s better looking and has a better figure than you!"

"You..."

Jiang Yitong almost exploded like a wildcat upon hearing this: "You think it’s fun to mess with me? Believe it or not, I can destroy our relationship!"

Exactly!

If my reputation dies, I’ll make a scene at Haijing Polytechnic, saying this guy started things and dumped me, and completely ruin his reputation.

"Sorry, I really was talking nonsense just now!"

Lin Baici reflected, indeed, wealth can make people float.

He wanted to do this purely to experience a normal college life and fulfill his high school dreams.

Jiang Yitong’s eyes suddenly turned red: "I secretly used your bathroom, that was my fault, but aren’t there fewer domestic helpers who use homeowner’s belongings when they’re not around?"

"Look at the news; some domestic helpers do much worse things than I did!"

"I admit I’m vain, but I only post to social media, enjoy people’s envious glances, I didn’t deceive guys, nor did I do anything damaging to societal ethics!"

Jiang Yitong’s voice grew louder, feeling wronged.

"Okay, I apologize. I was the one who misspoke!"

Lin Baici feared nothing more than a woman crying.

"I don’t need your apology!"

Jiang Yitong pulled out a tissue, wiped her tears: "I’ve agreed to your proposal, I will help you fulfill your dream, be your high school dream girl!"

"Add me as a friend first, then quickly write a profile of what your dream girl is like these days. I’ll study it!"

"Next time we meet, you’ll see her!"

Jiang Yitong had studied acting and felt she could perform well.

"No, I..."

Lin Baici wanted to refuse but was cut off.

"Don’t know how to write? Your way into Haijing Polytechnic wasn’t through connections, was it?"

Jiang Yitong glanced at Lin Baici.

"Of course, I got in by taking exams!"

Lin Baici was speechless, the look in her eyes clearly like she was seeing a fool.

"Forget it, you dictate, and I’ll write!"

Jiang Yitong shook her head.

Half an hour later, Jiang Yitong got out of the car.

"Next time we meet, we’ll be a couple. I hope we can tolerate each other’s shortcomings, be more understanding of each other!"

Jiang Yitong finished speaking and waved her hand: "Drive safely, see you another day!"

The campus beauty walked away. Lin Baici sat in the car, a bit dazed. If he had cigarettes in his pocket, he’d light one up.

What did I just go through?

It seems I was tricked by Jiang Yitong, this girl reversed the roles?

Haha!

Interesting!

If it was just a campus beauty, Lin Baici wouldn’t care, but Jiang Yitong’s behavior and pretending to be a rich second generation piqued Lin Baici’s interest.

Did she treat me as prey?

[During the conversation, she keenly perceived that you weren’t as strong as you appeared and could be hunted, so she went with the flow!]

The Eater God commented.

Lin Baici dialed Xia Hongyao’s number.

"Hong Yao, help me find a Taboo thing!"

Lin Baici mentioned the Buddha Beads bracelet.

"No problem!"

Xia Hongyao immediately sprang into action.

...

Jiang Yitong walked back while rubbing her flushed cheeks.

"What am I doing?"

Jiang Yitong sighed.

She felt she had been pranked, Jiang Yitong was very angry, but while crying she suddenly noticed Lin Baici soften, making her realize that Lin Baici was not a domineering president but a gentle little warm dog.

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