Chapter 1628 - 701: Lord Lin, Your Teammates Are Not Worthy of You! - Deities Are All Just My Food - NovelsTime

Deities Are All Just My Food

Chapter 1628 - 701: Lord Lin, Your Teammates Are Not Worthy of You!

Author: Missing You Washing Red Beans
updatedAt: 2025-08-29

CHAPTER 1628: CHAPTER 701: LORD LIN, YOUR TEAMMATES ARE NOT WORTHY OF YOU!

"Yaojiang, how can you say that?"

San Miyairi looked aggrieved: "I consider you a friend!"

"Uh!"

Xia Hongyao was speechless, feeling a bit embarrassed, but after thinking it over, still felt he couldn’t give Lin Baici to this kimono girl: "Meteorite, taboo things, I can give them to you, but not Little Linzi!"

"Idiot, she’s teasing you!"

Gu Qingqiu was speechless, High Ponytail, you’re too easily convinced.

San Miyairi had a good impression of Lin Baici, after all, admiring the strong is a woman’s nature, but to say she fell in love, that’s nonsense, especially since this kimono girl was just like her, a bit neurotic, making it even less likely to fall for someone casually.

Or rather, even if they did fall in love, it might not be the kind of mutual love everyone recognizes.

Perhaps the way they express love is to dismember a boyfriend and soak him in a bottle full of formalin.

Knowing how to avoid rule pollution, plus Lin Baici as a fallback, everyone’s mood lightened considerably.

Walker and Holkina also performed their acts and passed successfully.

Every time the Old Locust Tree laughed, its branches would shake, rustling, and leaves would fall down.

When it was Grey mother’s turn, the Old Locust Tree showed a smile.

The girl tried her best to be funny but failed to make the strange tree laugh, finally getting anxious and started dancing a hot dance, quite provocative, the kind that would get her banned even if she danced it live at midnight.

"God Lin, help me?"

Grey mother cried out in fear.

She only got popular because of the Buddha beads bracelet sent by the God, her experience and ability to adapt on the spot were far lacking.

To complete the task under the pressure of not being able to make the strange tree laugh would mean having her neck twisted off, something she couldn’t do, even in the middle of a hot dance, her body was stiff.

"Phew!"

Walker put his fingers in his mouth and whistled: "Dance while stripping, throw your underwear on the strange tree!"

Lin Baici was about to help, but the strange tree suddenly laughed, hahaha, very happily.

Grey mother stumbled upon success, her stiff limbs, anxious expression, twisting out a hot dance resembling a very new type of zombie dance, and the funniest part was, out of fear, she wet herself, liquid trickled and ran down her thighs.

This embarrassing look, instead, amused the Old Locust Tree.

"Wuwuwu, scared me to death!"

Grey mother, hearing the Old Locust Tree’s hearty laughter, knew she had passed, her body went limp, and she sat down on the ground.

The pollution continued.

The monster suddenly let out a scream.

"Who’s next? Hurry up!"

Brother Overcoat urged.

"It seems to be switching people?"

Classmate Zhou observed around, the two eye cracks of the Old Locust Tree were looking at everyone, not fixed on anyone.

"Lin Longyi, will you make a move?"

Holkina pleaded, Lin Baici had already proven that he was the perfect candidate.

Lin Baici activated ’Performance Master’, wearing a reminiscent expression, as if he was one of the few survivors after an apocalypse.

"Twenty years ago, a virus called ’GOD’ infected 99% of people in the world!"

Lin Baici began, his voice low, his facial expressions aptly transitioning from surprise, to panic, to pain, and now to relief.

Perfectly embodying a person’s journey from the apocalypse’s beginning to survival at a safe point established by survivors.

Seeing Lin Baici’s expression, everyone could imagine the difficult journey.

"Initially, panic didn’t spread because everyone didn’t know what harm this virus might cause, only certain of one thing, taste was lost!"

"A few months later, people around the world fell into deep depression because nothing tasted like anything anymore."

"The cakes, colas, candies, even alcohol that once danced on one’s taste buds, became tasteless like candles, until one day, someone accidentally tasted the flavor of their own blood..."

Lin Baici’s survivor recollection was abruptly cut off.

"What happened next?"

Walker pressed, not understanding what ’leaving something unsaid’ meant, but Gu Qingqiu and the other people from Nine States did, even San Miyairi did.

The scariest way to frighten someone isn’t to tell a horror story, but to tell half of it, leaving the listener to imagine the rest.

Scaring oneself, that’s the most terrifying.

Just like Lin Baici’s horror story, it was implied; when someone tasted the flavor of blood, instances of cannibalism began to occur frequently, until it triggered the apocalypse.

The Old Locust Tree’s screams grew louder, obviously pleased with the story, and after about twenty seconds, it finally closed its mouth, not making any more sounds.

The mist-shrouded courtyard quieted down.

"This time it’s completely passed, right?"

Grey mother felt very nervous.

"Hmm, we should be able to leave now!"

Xia Hongyao nodded.

"Then let’s hurry and go?"

Grey mother didn’t want to stay here a second longer.

San Miyairi walked up to Lin Baici and softly suggested: "Lord Lin, do you want to burn down this Old Locust Tree?"

"No burning!"

The Eater God said there are invisible Tree Ghosts nearby, Lin Baici didn’t want to complicate matters further.

The urgent task now was to use the hunger sensation to find the God, kill it, and then come out to secure the Old Locust Tree and these taboo things.

The God should have been injured earlier, Lin Baici wanted to finish it off before it could recover.

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