Chapter 1641: 709: Sakura Girl! (Part 2) - Deities Are All Just My Food - NovelsTime

Deities Are All Just My Food

Chapter 1641: 709: Sakura Girl! (Part 2)

Author: Missing You Washing Red Beans
updatedAt: 2025-08-29

Chapter 1641: Chapter 709: Sakura Girl! (Part 2)

The things she talks about, even a native Jiuzhou person might not know, let alone understand.

“By the way, before I was seven, I could recite ten thousand Tang and Song poems!”

San Miyairi felt very proud of this, because many Jiuzhou people can’t even memorize the three hundred Tang poems.

“…”

Lin Baici suddenly realized, this kimono girl is a Jiuzhou enthusiast!

Just like some people are spiritually Dongying people, this woman is the opposite; she is a spiritually Jiuzhou person.

After confirming this, Lin Baici was a bit speechless.

Especially since, according to Xia Hongyao, this woman is Princess Yukihime of Dayao Mountain Temple, a very prestigious status.

Turns out to be a Jiuzhou enthusiast!

Aren’t they afraid she might suddenly betray Dayao Mountain Temple?

San Miyairi tilted her head slightly, blinked her eyes, displaying an expression awaiting Lin Baici’s praise.

“You’re amazing!”

Lin Baici spoke sincerely: “If I could recite ten thousand ancient poems before I was seven, my mom would probably be bragging about it two neighborhoods over!”

The moms of those kids would definitely block his mom’s way home, seeking her advice on nurturing children.

“Hehe!”

San Miyairi smiled: “You’re funny, Lord Lin!”

“Stop praising me, just come out with it; marrying you is impossible!”

Lin Baici refused.

“Lord Lin, you’re so heartless, not even giving me a glimmer of hope!”

San Miyairi pouted, feeling very wronged, like a short-haired cat rejected by its owner.

“Try acting cute again, and I’ll kill you!”

Lin Baici frowned.

Regardless of whether Lin Baici admitted it or not, San Miyairi was a great beauty, and the kind that transcended nationality to convey her exquisite beauty.

Lin Baici noticed her bare feet without the white socks, only wearing wooden clogs.

The kimono hugged her body smoothly, revealing a beautiful silhouette, her bust not very large, but still more than enough for most men.

After all, like Xia Hongyao’s big bust, it was exceedingly rare.

Perhaps from reading too much, influenced by cultural traditions, San Miyairi had an indescribable classical temperament, or what one might call ‘Yamato Nadeshiko’.

Kim Myungjin, being Korean, exuded fashion, sexiness, and idol charm in her attire and makeup.

Yet San Miyairi retained some elements of Dongying’s historical depth.

It’s not Kim Myungjin’s fault, but rather that Korea itself lacks much cultural depth.

San Miyairi noticed Lin Baici’s gaze, her ten glistening toes flexing one by one.

“We can start by being friends first!”

San Miyairi suggested.

“What do you want to do?”

Lin Baici was curious.

“I want to become Jiuzhou!”

“Are you kidding me?”

This is utterly impossible, you know!

“I hate this current identity, I hate the duties they impose on me, I just want to spend time doing things I love.”

San Miyairi hated her job.

“Aren’t you afraid I’ll record this and report it to the Dayao Mountain Temple?”

Lin Baici was testing her, to see if San Miyairi was really telling the truth.

“I could just say it’s to trick you into trusting me, to poach you from the Jiuzhou Security Bureau.”

San Miyairi didn’t care; her intelligence was enough to handle these situations: “The beauty trap has been effective since the Spring and Autumn period; many great heroes have fallen for a woman’s body.”

“By the way, I actually hold a very noble status, I’m expecting you to use the handsome man trap on me!”

“There’s a psychotic person on my team, want me to introduce you two?”

Lin Baici suggested.

“You’re talking about Gu Qingqiu, right?”

San Miyairi sighed: “I’m so jealous of her, having you two doting on her, allowing her to act crazy at will.”

Lin Baici didn’t reply, he was losing interest.

“My mind is a mess too, I just thought if I don’t say it now, I may never have such a good opportunity again, thus I acted impulsively.”

San Miyairi sighed: “We can start as friends, slowly getting to know each other.”

“And after getting to know each other?”

Lin Baici asked.

“Have a baby?”

Seeing Lin Baici losing patience, San Miyairi hurried to reassure: “I’m just making an idle move for an uncertain future.”

“Lord Lin, having one more path in life gives you another choice, doesn’t it?”

[She’s right, a king can’t have only one hunting ground. After this meal, it’s time to think about the next one.]

[Dongying is nice, cherry blossom girls are nice too, might find a chance to visit and feast!]

[Without paying, of course.]

“No need to pay a dime, the old Buddha has already covered it!”

Lin Baici was suddenly a bit annoyed, striding toward San Miyairi.

Seeing Lin Baici approaching aggressively, San Miyairi raised her eyebrows, but in the next moment, relaxed and smiled.

“Lord Lin…”

San Miyairi blushed, lowering her head.

Lin Baici walked up to the kimono girl, reached out his right hand, pinched her chin, lifting her head.

Then kissed her on the lips.

Uh,

Very soft!

But Lin Baici had no time to enjoy this sensation, every nerve in his body was tense, ready for combat at any moment.

No matter what she said, one must watch her actions; Lin Baici expected the kimono girl to react in shame and anger, but…

San Miyairi was stunned by Lin Baici’s sudden move, but after being dazed, she immediately stood on tiptoe, leaned her body forward, wrapped her arms around Lin Baici’s waist, and started kissing him back.

A small tongue pried open Lin Baici’s teeth, turning the tables, invading and playing a wild game in his mouth.

“What the heck!”

Lin Baici was dumbfounded.

Wasn’t I the one taking advantage here? Why does it feel like I’m the one being harrassed?

Wait,

What are your hands doing?

Where are they heading?

Get them out, now!

Lin Baici straightened up, seeing San Miyairi still holding onto him, he tried to pull her hands away.

“Let me hold on a little longer!”

San Miyairi wanted to press her face against Lin Baici’s chest.

“I was moved, planning to marry you, but you’re too skilled!”

Thanks to the tea girls for my fortitude, otherwise I’d have been flustered by now.

“Tch, Lord Lin, your heartbeat hasn’t even quickened, you say you’re moved?”

San Miyairi rolled her eyes: “But I care, as long as you can get hard, I can use!”

“…”

What did you say?

I don’t understand!

“I killed Holkina because you can’t get any valuable information from her.”

San Miyairi explained: “These Sky God Club members, they’ve been under some kind of Divine Grace. When crucial intelligence is spoken by them, it changes, and the club will know who’s asking.”

“So by then, killing Holkina won’t matter regardless!”

“…”

Lin Baici was silent.

Damn it!

How cunning!

“Actually, you can ask me, with my status, I know quite a lot of secrets!”

San Miyairi smiled confidently, not just a pretty face.

“Like what?”

Lin Baici asked back.

“Our monk lord likes girls below 15 years old, pretty and fragrant ones.”

San Miyairi chuckled.

“…”

Lin Baici didn’t want to hear this kind of gossip.

“Aren’t you curious about how I got this information?”

San Miyairi glanced at the rapidly dispersing dark mist around them; the Haijing Security Bureau must be coming soon.

She didn’t have much time left to talk with Lin Baici, so she had to speed things up.

“Not interested!”

“Why aren’t you? That’s the most mysterious monk lord in Dayao, even Xia Hongmian hasn’t seen her true face.”

“Tell me something valuable!”

In Lin Baici’s current capacity, he wouldn’t get to interact with figures like the monk lord; knowing wouldn’t add much to his talking points, so it was unmeaningful.

“Dayao has already dispatched the Kamikaze team into the Qin Palace. Once they locate the god, an elite team will immediately be deployed to capture it and bring it back to Dongying.”

Upon hearing the word ‘god’, Lin Baici raised an eyebrow: “How do you know there’s a god in there?”

“What will you give me if I tell you?”

San Miyairi pouted; she wasn’t going to say it for free, right?

“What do you want?”

Gurgle, Lin Baici’s stomach suddenly rumbled.

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