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Deities Are All Just My Food

Chapter 1647: 713: Confidant Lin Baici

Author: Missing You Washing Red Beans
updatedAt: 2025-08-29

Chapter 1647: Chapter 713: Confidant Lin Baici

Xia Hongyao spoke, stretched her legs forward, lay on the big bed, spread her arms, and comfortably stretched with a yawn.

The two of them had walked the whole way together, supporting each other through life and death, never abandoning one another, so High Ponytail had long considered Lin Baici a best buddy.

Thus, in front of him, Xia Hongyao felt no psychological defenses, completely relaxed.

Lin Baici looked at High Ponytail, even when lying down, Xiong Da stood firm and proud, majestic like the Himalayas. He thought whoever married Xia Hongyao would not only never worry about a hungry child, but the husband could also have a daily milk feast.

To be honest, Xia Hongyao had a tall build and long legs, just a bit too athletic, with well-toned muscles on her legs, which somewhat reduced the visual impact. Together with Xiong Da, guys couldn’t help but feel it was disrespectful to look down.

“What the hell am I thinking?”

Lin Baici quickly shook his head.

Xia Hongyao had sharp eyes and noticed the glance from Lin Baici instantly.

She giggled, supporting Xiong Da with both hands, giving them a vigorous shake.

“Aren’t they big?”

“…”

Lin Baici felt awkward.

“No need to be embarrassed, all men are like this!”

Xia Hongyao had been used to such sneak peeks since childhood: “If you didn’t look, I would worry about your mental and physical health and take you to see a doctor!”

“Well, thank you then!”

Lin Baici rolled his eyes.

“Did you understand my words? As long as it doesn’t go against my will, while I’m in full consciousness, whatever excessive behavior you did to me, I can actually accept.”

Xia Hongyao explained.

“Alright, alright, shut up!”

Lin Baici wanted to get some fresh air.

Damn it!

Don’t test me with stuff like this,

really can’t handle it at all.

It’s all High Ponytail’s random talk causing my random thoughts.

“Why are you embarrassed?”

Xia Hongyao didn’t get it: “If I can’t find a husband in the future, my life feels empty, emotions lonely, and I need your help, wouldn’t you help?”

“What?”

Lin Baici looked puzzled. The help you’re talking about, isn’t that what I’m thinking?

“Huh? Why are you shocked?”

Xia Hongyao blinked her big eyes, quite surprised: “You really won’t help me?”

“…”

Lin Baici was speechless, stumped by Xia Hongyao’s bizarre thinking.

“Come on, I treat you so well, and you won’t even help with such a small request?”

Xia Hongyao felt slightly aggrieved.

She didn’t plan to marry, too troublesome; she just liked exploring the Divine Ruins, but she thought in the future, when she’s older, she might occasionally need a man.

Like during holiday family visits or feeling too lonely on Christmas, so when she needed a man, Lin Baici could keep her company.

It wasn’t that High Ponytail couldn’t find other men, it’s just that Lin Baici offered the best value; he was a best buddy, a comrade, and a handsome guy with great looks and physique.

Taking him shopping would definitely garner envious and jealous looks.

“Do you believe if you say one more word, I’ll help you transition from a girl to a woman right now?”

Lin Baici glared at High Ponytail.

“Hmm?”

Xia Hongyao, being chest-wise D-cup, reacted slowly, not understanding Lin Baici’s words. Her instinct was to think, does Lin Baici have a time-accelerating Divine Grace?

How come I didn’t know?

“Oh, forget it, let’s not ramble on. Time to review!”

Xia Hongyao had strong core strength, sitting straight up relying purely on her waist, like a resurrection.

“No point!”

Lin Baici found it bothersome.

“I want to know how you took down Walker and how you got involved with that Sakura girl!”

Xia Hongyao pouted: “I heard Sakura girls are best at serving men, did you fall for her?”

In High Ponytail’s view, Lin Baici was so strong, it would be totally doable to have another round of poker after defeating a god.

Yeah!

Might even squeeze in two rounds!

“Fall for your own nonsense.”

Lin Baici scolded impatiently: “Get back to sleep!”

“Okay, not mentioning that Mikami, just tell me, are there gods in this Divine Ruins?”

Xia Hongyao eagerly looked at Lin Baici.

“There are!”

They were all in the same crew, no need to hide such information.

“Wow!”

Xia Hongyao was excited, slapping the mattress hard beside her: “Hurry over!”

“Why?”

Lin Baici frowned.

“Come here quickly!”

Seeing Lin Baici unmoved, Xia Hongyao immediately jumped off the big bed, grabbed Lin Baici’s arm, pulled him onto the bed, then flipped the quilt over both of them.

“You’re so childish!”

Lin Baici understood, High Ponytail thought it was a big secret, so she didn’t want others to hear.

“Quick, tell me, what does the god look like?”

Xia Hongyao lowered her voice, looking like an underground party meeting.

“It’s a skeletal head with a bit of spine, and dozens of centipede-like pairs of legs along the spine!”

High Ponytail hadn’t used perfume; she was all shampoo and body wash, heavily scented under the quilt.

“Jeez, that’s scary?”

Xia Hongyao, although claiming it was scary, had a face full of regret.

Not seeing it was uncomfortable.

“Is it though?”

Not so much scary, more so disgusting.

“You killed it, and then from its corpse—no, from the God’s bones—you absorbed two Great Divine Grace?”

Xia Hongyao pressed for details.

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