Chapter 1815: 798: Lin Baici: Hey, I'm Hungry! (Part 2) - Deities Are All Just My Food - NovelsTime

Deities Are All Just My Food

Chapter 1815: 798: Lin Baici: Hey, I'm Hungry! (Part 2)

Author: Missing You Washing Red Beans
updatedAt: 2025-11-06

Chapter 1815: Chapter 798: Lin Baici: Hey, I’m Hungry! (Part 2)

“Little Qiu Qiu!”

Xia Hongyao was worried.

Indeed, knowing where Mom was, I guess there’s no way to get her back.

One second!

Two seconds!

Three seconds!

Lin Baici counted to the tenth second, and didn’t dare to wait any longer, because Gu Qingqiu could be head-shot by the God at any moment.

This was the second issue, and the head didn’t necessarily respond.

So Lin Baici spoke up.

“Hey, I’m hungry!”

Lin Baici’s voice wasn’t loud, but now the entire center of the venue was silent enough to hear a pin drop, so his shout was like a cannon blast in everyone’s ears.

Everyone was already focused on this side, and Lin Baici’s words instantly drew all eyes to him.

Shock, surprise, confusion…

All kinds of gazes, varied!

“What’s it doing? Why did it speak?”

“He probably likes that girl, right? Trying to use this chance to show his affection for her?”

“Pretty indeed, if it were me, I’d confess too!”

“Confess your ass, take a look at yourself! Look at what Lin God looks like! Plus, he’s a Dragon Level, do you think he needs to actively chase girls?”

Whispers arose everywhere, mainly because Lin Baici’s unexpected move was too startling.

It’s known that even those Dragon Level big shots don’t dare to act recklessly.

Sure enough, the big shots all looked over.

Feiman the Grand Duke squinted his eyes, observing Lin Baici.

The Slave Master originally looked down on Lin Baici a bit, but this one sentence subdued him.

Because nobody wants to provoke a madman.

Having witnessed so many people being head-shot by the divine head, and yet this Jiuzhou boy took the initiative to speak, isn’t this madness?

At this moment, the Slave Master suddenly began to resent his son.

Why provoke such a person?

If not seeking revenge, it’s infuriating, and his own face will be greatly diminished; but seeking revenge…

FUCK YOU!

This Jiuzhou person is insane, right?

The Slave Master is ruthless, but only to others; he’s very careful with his own life.

“Little Linzi’s gone mad?”

Zhang Hao was stunned, and if the seats weren’t so far apart, she might have rushed over to cover Lin Baici’s mouth; yet, at this moment, she felt envious of Gu Qingqiu.

“What are you doing?”

The Great Shaman’s voice entered Lin Baici’s ears.

Lin Baici ignored it and asked again.

“Hey, I’m hungry, what do you think I should eat?”

Am I threatening a God here?

Haha!

Quite amusing!

Lin Baici stood there seemingly casually, but his muscles were already tensed, ready to teleport and attack at any moment.

He knew the Eater God would warn him in time!

Because if he died, the Eater God would likely be gone as well.

At this moment, in others’ eyes, Lin Baici seemed as relaxed as one could be.

Pairing jeans with a light blue casual jacket, hair as long as half a thumb gave a sleek and sharp look, his facial features were already chiseled and vivid, combined with his unflustered demeanor in the face of danger, exuded a heroic aura straight in your face.

No wonder he’s newly Dragon Level; never mind his skills, this courage and presence are maxed out.

“Hey…”

Xia Hongyao was about to speak when Lin Baici glanced at her, stopping her in her tracks.

“What are you trying to do?”

Lin Baici frowned: “Don’t mess around!”

There’s a crazy Qiu already, my heart is very tired.

“I’m the captain, I’ll go first!”

Xia Hongyao explained quietly.

“You go? Nonsense!”

Lin Baici thought to himself, I can guarantee I won’t die, can you?

In this anxious yet lengthy wait, the divine head spoke.

“Zhang’s Garden buns, He Mansion noodles, Longxing Lake dumplings, Dahe Bridge skewers, all are delicious!”

The divine head spoke: “Suggest Yipin Residence to try the Jade Auspicious Feast!”

After the divine head finished speaking, the scene was silent, every face wore a speechless expression.

“What’s going on here?”

“Listing of dishes?”

“I’ve been to Yi Pin Ju, thought the food was pretty good at the time, didn’t expect it could be chosen by the divine head, isn’t that a boon for me?”

“If I make it out alive, I’m going to eat at all these places!”

“Stop arguing, look below!”

Whether or not this God Lin will get his head blown off, and how he will deal with this crisis, are points of interest.

The head-blowing attack didn’t arrive, the divine head moved its gaze away, beginning to look for the next ‘lucky one’!

This caused a buzzing noise from the crowd.

“No way, safe passage?”

“The head already moved its gaze away, it should be!”

“Why?”

Clearly, this Haijing god of forest asked a suitable question and wasn’t punished, passed the test, but the question seemed hardly worthy of exemption, right?

Wait,

What about the girl next to God Lin?

No punishment for her?

“Seems like they passed the test?”

Hua Yue Yu was very excited.

Gu Qingqiu looked at Lin Baici, with all sorts of emotions stirring within her, she hadn’t expected Lin Baici would actively ask the divine a question for her.

“Do you like me?”

Besides this reason, Gu Qingqiu couldn’t think of why Lin Baici would risk his life to help her.

“Sorry, I like legs as long as Big Bear’s!”

Lin Baici casually bluffed, mainly to stop Gu Qingqiu from overthinking.

But the speaker has no intention, the listener has a heart.

Kim Myungjin looked down at his legs, sighed in relief, Xia Hongyao happily wanted to high-five Lin Baici to celebrate, upon hearing this, instinctively placed her hands on her chest, lifted Big Bear.

If Little Linzi can’t find a girlfriend with Big Bear in the future, it seems it’ll have to be me.

Little Merperson was despondent!

“Lord Lin, I have long legs too!”

San Miyairi quipped: “Regarding the bear, mine may not be big enough, but it’s definitely enough!”

San Miyairi seemed to be joking, but was deeply shocked inside.

She could tell that Lin Baici and Gu Qingqiu’s relationship was merely friends plus team members, not even lovers, yet he was willing to risk his life for her!

I want such teammates too!

San Miyairi’s face showed intense jealousy, she knew expressing such emotion wasn’t good, but she couldn’t resist.

“Get lost!”

Gu Qingqiu glared at Lin Baici: “But it’s a pity it didn’t answer my second ques…”

Gu Qingqiu stopped mid-sentence, for she saw that divine head looking her way again.

Others noticed too.

Could it be it forgot earlier, now starting to demand a price?

“Your mother is not dead!”

The divine head finished answering, then moved its gaze, looking at a person in the center of the seventh row.

No one cared about that unlucky soul, everyone’s faces were filled with shock looking at Gu Qingqiu.

The divine head is so kind?

It even gave a supplementary answer?

What about the cost?

No payment required?

Those Dragon Level big shots were seriously inspecting Lin Baici, intuition told them it was because of this young man.

The chosen unlucky soul was quite clever, picking a question similar to Lin Baici’s: “I’m thirsty, where’s the best water to drink?”

“You’re thirsty, not hurrying to rehydrate but pursuing water quality, are you an idiot?”

After the divine head spoke, the unlucky soul’s head exploded with a bang.

Blood, brain matter, and meat fragments splattered everywhere, blood everywhere.

Smart ones started crouching, quietly, quickly moving towards Lin Baici.

They felt safer being near this divine head-unpunished God Lin,

felt safer.

Indeed, that’s the case.

People in this area quickly noticed, every time the divine head’s gaze passed over this area, it wouldn’t linger at all.

If it doesn’t linger, naturally it wouldn’t select someone from this area.

On stage, Aunt Mink looked bewildered.

What’s going on?

This greedy, stingy divine head doesn’t need a payment now?

Lin Baici’s little accident made Aunt Mink’s heart race a bit, starting to decide whether to advance the original plan?

There are quite a few Dragon Level big shots here, Aunt Mink never planned to take them down with a divine head alone, hence prepared a ‘Manchu Han Imperial Feast’ ensuring everyone sweats profusely!

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