Chapter 1818 - Capítulo 1818: 800: Wishing Koi (Part 2) - Deities Are All Just My Food - NovelsTime

Deities Are All Just My Food

Chapter 1818 - Capítulo 1818: 800: Wishing Koi (Part 2)

Author: Missing You Washing Red Beans
updatedAt: 2025-11-04

Capítulo 1818: Chapter 800: Wishing Koi (Part 2)

In Gu Qingqiu’s heart, these people are all cannon fodder.

If she were Xia Hongyao, she would have directly agreed to form a temporary team.

As for the team being wiped out in the end, and the leader’s reputation getting worse?

No problem!

As long as everyone is dead, no one will know.

It must be said, Gu Qingqiu and San Miyairi immediately thought alike, as dark-hearted as a pair, compared to Lin Baici and Xia Hongyao, who are as pure as two white rabbits.

“This way!”

Lin Baici did not intend to let Tai Mei act as a scout, nor did he drive others, he directly stepped forward.

As soon as he moved, everyone quickly followed.

Gu Qingqiu and San Miyairi silently assessed these people. Suddenly, noticing the other’s behavior, they exchanged a glance.

“Lord Lin’s charisma is strong!”

“That’s the value of Lin Schoolmate!”

The two dark-hearted women exchanged a knowing smile.

With Lin Baici here, these followers saved them from having to find excuses to convince others to act together.

Why act together?

Of course, it’s to reserve cannon fodder!

Gu Qingqiu and San Miyairi appraised them, analyzing their expressions, actions, attire for personality profiling, to classify them for selecting suitable cannon fodder when needed.

The garden is vast!

Lin Baici walked along the winding corridor for ten minutes, passed through three moon gates, and entered a back garden.

A lotus pond appeared before his eyes.

On the pond, there were pavilion and corridors, and in the pond, lotus leaves covered half the surface.

As Lin Baici’s group reached the pond’s edge, they saw a group of colorful koi fish swimming leisurely towards them.

“If anyone notices anything abnormal or feels unwell, speak up immediately!”

Pan Junjie shouted.

He considered himself an expert, thoughtful, qualified to speak, and had a little scheme; only by showing value would he be accepted by Lin Baici and Xia Hongyao.

“So far, no rule pollution, a bit strange?”

Xia Hongyao pondered, according to past experience, pollution should have erupted; she was about to ask Lin Baici’s thoughts when she heard a splash.

The high ponytail immediately looked up.

By the pond, an unlucky one slipped a leg into the water.

Originally, everyone thought it was just a misstep, but in the next second, the unlucky one couldn’t pull his leg out, as if something dirty underwater grabbed his ankle.

Whoosh!

The unlucky one was pulled into the pond.

Bubble bubble!

Some bubbles rose to the surface.

On the pond’s surface, ripples spread, causing the green lotus leaves to bob up and down.

Though the water seemed shallow, the unlucky one never resurfaced after falling in.

Splash!

Everyone was shocked and quickly backed away from the lotus pond.

No need to ask, the unlucky one’s death was inevitably related to pollution.

“Little Linzi, what do you think?”

Xia Hongyao widened her eyes, staring at the pond.

Soon, a bloody mass surfaced, like when a fisherman scatters bait; the koi originally swimming around came up to start feeding.

“That unlucky one melted?”

Ang Ruo was stunned.

Despite being tense, nobody left, knowing that encountering pollution meant it was too late to run; purification was the only way to survive.

“The pollutant is nearby!”

Lin Baici’s gaze swept around, searching for suspicious things.

The garden fell silent, everyone breathed lightly, not making much noise to avoid attracting ‘dirty things’.

In this tense atmosphere, a man suddenly moved towards the pond.

Whoosh!

Everyone looked over, but nobody stopped him.

Clearly, this was the second unlucky one enraptured by pollution.

The man walked to the pond and jumped in without hesitation.

Splash!

Water splashed everywhere.

The man didn’t struggle, as if he lost his soul, slowly sinking, within a minute, a pool of red flesh floated up and started spreading.

The man melted.

Those beautiful koi swam over again, starting to feast on this ‘human fish food’.

“Feels like an offering!”

Ang Ruo’s scalp tingled: “The pollution must be related to these koi!”

“Who has range-type Divine Grace, come kill these koi!”

Someone urged, but it was useless.

No one was foolish!

What if you get targeted by nasty things once you take action?

Pan Junjie walked over to Lin Baici: “God Lin, my words hold no power, you choose the person, I’ll act!”

Pan Junjie seemed to want to play the role of henchman, but in reality, he was cunning. This way, if others blamed him later, he could claim he was forced.

Lin Baici remained silent.

“God Lin, at times like this, we can’t afford to be soft-hearted!”

Badi Tong rolled up his sleeves: “I’m willing to heed your command!”

In this waiting, yet another unfortunate soul lost his mind and started walking toward the pond.

Lin Baici glanced over and saw it was the white guy Charlie who had chatted with Kim Myungjin before the auction started!

“Charlie, come back!”

John Joe, who was Charlie’s childhood friend and very close to him, risked his life to grab Charlie’s arm, trying to awaken his consciousness.

Charlie turned a deaf ear.

“Charlie!”

John Joe hugged Charlie but couldn’t move him, and he was also worried about getting contaminated, so he turned to Lin Baici for help: “God Lin, help us?”

“You could kill those koi, see if you can purify the contamination?”

San Miyairi suggested.

John Joe, looking at Charlie getting closer to the pond, broke out in a cold sweat, afraid to knock Charlie out, worried that if Charlie fainted, he would be chosen to replace him.

As for killing the koi, he dared not even imagine!

Could he only let go?

Dragged by Charlie, John Joe finally reached the pond’s edge, and the fear of death made him tremble, letting go of Charlie.

Splosh!

Charlie walked into the pond, and soon, a pool of blood floated up.

John Joe was so grief-stricken that he wanted to scream out loud to vent, but the presence of contamination made him fear, so he had to turn and quickly leave this eerie pond.

But it was too late.

A red koi fish, its entire head emerging from the water, opened and closed its mouth to say a sentence.

“One wish!”

The koi spoke in Kyushu language.

Most God Hunters swallow Meteorites; though their intelligence cannot be enhanced, their learning ability can increase, allowing them to easily master a foreign language.

Kyushu and America, as major countries, naturally have their languages as preferred choices.

“Is it… is it talking to me?”

John Joe asked in a panic.

He actually knew it was the case, but still held onto some hope.

No one answered; they were all waiting to see the contamination process, trying to find the key to purification.

“One wish!”

The koi repeated, and this time, probably because John Joe hadn’t responded, its tone sounded a bit displeased.

“I… I…”

John Joe forced himself to calm down and analyze the problem.

Was this strange fish asking him to make a wish?

John Joe instantly recalled the scene at the auction; if the question was wrong, one would die, so if the wish was wrong, one should also die!

Simple? Or difficult?

John Joe decided to make a simple wish.

“I… I want to be her boyfriend!”

John Joe pointed his hand at Hua Yue Yu.

In his view, this wish was quite simple; Hua Yue Yu was right there, as long as she agreed, the wish would be fulfilled.

[There’s a kind of childish beauty!]

Eater God commented.

As soon as it spoke, John Joe felt like a hot-air balloon being inflated, and his entire body immediately began to swell.

“God Lin, save me!”

John Joe cried desperately; he was feeling terribly uncomfortable.

Lin Baici frowned, thinking.

John Joe swelled to the limit, his skin could no longer support it, and with a bang, he burst.

Organs, bones, blood exploded everywhere.

The koi whose wish was unfinished crawled out of the pond.

“Whoa!”

“Fuck!”

“OH MY GID!”

Seeing this koi with four legs, able to crawl like a lizard, everyone was shocked.

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