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Deities Are All Just My Food

Chapter 1820: 801: Lin Longyi, Help Me Out!

Author: Missing You Washing Red Beans
updatedAt: 2025-11-05

Chapter 1820: Chapter 801: Lin Longyi, Help Me Out!

Gu Qingqiu held the oatmeal and walked towards the pond.

The breeze lifted her long skirt, revealing her fair calf. Her right hand lifted to press down her large-brimmed fisherman’s hat, lest it be blown away!

Gu Qingqiu arrived at the pond’s edge, tore open the package, grabbed a handful of oatmeal, and tossed it into the pond.

“Did I do something wrong?”

Lin Baici frowned.

“It depends on your plan for the future. If you want to be like a slave master, suppressing everyone with intimidation, then morality doesn’t matter, just do as you please!”

San Miyairi knew Lin Baici was referring to him not using cannon fodder in this situation: “Of course, doing this, no one will see you as a true leader. You’ll end up alone.”

“Or you can make those beneath you convinced by your strength!”

“Only then, when you rally them, will someone be willing to accompany you into God’s ruins!”

To put it bluntly, using cannon fodder is the lowest behavior.

Building achievements on others’ death rates, such a ‘successful’ person is admired by no one.

Who wouldn’t use cannon fodder?

That’s why this tactic has no value whatsoever.

“Don’t worry, my sister never uses cannon fodder!”

Xia Hongyao comforted Lin Baici.

As Gu Qingqiu threw oatmeal into the pond, the koi did not swim over like those used to being fed fish food at tourist sites, but only one swam over.

Gu Qingqiu noticed and made a conclusion.

Different fish food should attract different koi, and as the koi differ, the wishes should differ as well.

“I wonder what this one is like?”

Gu Qingqiu crouched by the pond’s edge and scattered another handful of oatmeal.

Her action was so bold that everyone jumped in surprise.

“Crazy, eh?”

“Definitely, if it were you there, could you keep a straight face?”

“No wonder she’s God Lin’s teammate, commendable!”

Everyone was eager.

The koi ate some oatmeal, revealed its head, gazed at Gu Qingqiu, and spoke human words: “A wish!”

“Please, speak!”

Gu Qingqiu smiled courteously: “Though my ability is limited, I hope the fish god won’t make things difficult!”

No matter if it’s useful or not, polite words came first.

“I want your blood!”

The wish-granting koi expressed its desire.

Everyone was shocked,

Damn, a life-threatening wish indeed.

Then they noticed the woman in the white dress wasn’t panicked, she pressed down her fisherman’s hat single-handedly and nodded.

“Okay, but I’m afraid of pain. Can I borrow a sharp knife from my companion?”

Gu Qingqiu asked.

The koi was silent.

Switching to someone else, they might not dare to act recklessly, but Gu Qingqiu wouldn’t, she turned and walked towards Lin Baici.

Lin Baici immediately had his back to the pond, took out the Black Tripod Bowl from the reindeer, then pulled out two bags of blood plasma.

He was definitely always prepared with such resources.

When Gu Qingqiu approached, Lin Baici handed it to her: “Adapt to the situation, if worse comes to worst, lure that fish up here and I’ll kill it!”

“I knew you wouldn’t let me down, schoolmate!”

Gu Qingqiu tucked the blood bags into her chest, praised a bit, then returned to the pond, crouching there.

She held her chest with one hand, extending the other into the pond.

The blood bag had already been broken by her, and as she adjusted her posture, the fresh blood flowed down along her slender arm, diffusing across the pond’s surface.

The wish-granting koi noticed the blood and promptly swam over.

Gu Qingqiu was fully focused, if the koi discovered anything amiss, she would immediately attack, but fortunately, the koi swam around in the rapidly dispersing blood water for a while, satisfied, and then left.

“Okay, she survived!”

Su Tie breathed a sigh of relief.

“I see, as long as you fulfill its wish it’s fine!”

Ang Ruo worried, hoping these wishes aren’t all bloodthirsty.

“Seems you can cheat!”

Pan Junjie was no longer worried.

Everyone was no longer as tense as before, but each one turned to look at Lin Baici.

“God Lin, can you lend some food for fish bait?”

“God Lin, you Jiuzhou are our southern nation’s suzerainty, as a Jiuzhou person, it’s your duty to help us, right?”

“Lin Longyi, help us out, will you?”

Everyone gathered around, seeking Lin Baici’s aid, their attitudes were extremely humble.

Digging worms here was unrealistic, how many would need to be dug to feed a koi? As for their own food, impossible!

Space forbidden items are rare treasures with market value, most God Hunters don’t possess them.

“Shut up!”

Lin Baici scolded.

The crowd quickly fell silent.

Gu Qingqiu returned, holding a handkerchief, wiping blood from her arm: “The information is still too scarce, but I think the fuller these koi fish are, the more easily wishes will come true!”

“So the key point is to choose the fish food they like to eat!”

Ang Ruo chimed in, genuinely seeking advice: “So what do they like to eat?”

“I don’t know!”

Gu Qingqiu had a guess but certainly wouldn’t share it with these people, so she leaned close to Lin Baici’s ear, whispering softly: “I figure these koi like meat, and one more thing, after they are full, I don’t know what will happen, so make use of the time while you can!”

Once the koi are full, they might no longer grant wishes and just release everyone, but they might also directly make terrifying wishes, so it’s better to take the initiative.

“I’ll give it a try!”

Lin Baici was prepared to step forward, gathering as much intelligence as possible.

“Wait, I’ll do it!”

San Miyairi spoke and walked towards the pool.

Xia Hongyao, Xiong Da, and Pan Junjie were not taken as opponents; the only one worth paying attention to was Gu Qingqiu. San Miyairi, being prideful, didn’t want to be outdone by her.

“Good luck!”

Li Yintong couldn’t wait for some cannon fodder to step up.

San Miyairi, walking, took down the pouch hanging at her waist, taking out some translucent rice.

No steaming needed, a sweet rice aroma immediately filled the air.

This was a product from Dragon Palace Island; eating just one meal could keep a person full for seven days.

San Miyairi reached the poolside, tossing the Dragon Palace Rice into the water.

Soon, seven or eight koi swam over, vying for the ‘fish food’.

San Miyairi waited quietly, and after a few minutes, a koi opened its mouth to make a wish.

“I want more fish food!”

San Miyairi raised an eyebrow, a smile spread across her lips.

Success!

“Don’t throw it all at once, small amounts multiple times.”

Lin Baici quickly reminded.

San Miyairi turned around, smiling sweetly at Lin Baici, making an OK sign, she had planned this way too.

Sure enough, after the Sakura girl finished throwing the second batch of rice, the koi spoke again.

“More!”

“More!”

The wish-making koi asked three times in a row, finally satisfied, they dispersed after eating their fill.

San Miyairi clapped her hands and walked back.

Bang!

Everyone surged forward.

“Can you give me some of that rice?”

“Name your price, I’ll buy!”

“You’re my Virgin Mary, please help me!”

Everyone praised her with various words, simultaneously wanting to buy Dragon Palace Rice.

Obviously, with this thing, the wishes of the koi who make wishes will be extremely easy to fulfill.

“Sorry, I will entrust the remaining rice to Lord Lin’s discretion.”

San Miyairi refused.

“Why?”

Su Tie was discontent.

“Because I like him!”

San Miyairi looked at Su Tie: “Is this reason good enough?”

The Sakura girl walked back, handing the half bag of rice to Lin Baici, then stood beside him, looking like a Yamato Nadeshiko, letting Lin Baici make all the decisions.

That obedient and gentle posture, as if no matter how unreasonable the requests Lin Baici might make, she would agree.

“God Lin, so much rice, you won’t be able to use it all, sell me some?”

“Please!”

“Grant me rice!”

Everyone pleaded, eyes full of envy, jealousy, and resentment.

Is Lin Baici’s charm with women really that good?

Dayao’s Snow Princess coming up to stick!

Lin Baici looked down at the rice bag and, to be honest, really didn’t want to owe San Miyairi a favor, otherwise how could he refuse if she asked him to go to Dragon Palace Island again?

Lin Baici hesitated for three seconds, didn’t take the rice, and directly walked towards the pool.

“Huh?”

Everyone was dumbfounded by what they saw.

What’s God Lin planning to do?

Not taking the hints and insisting on braving it?

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