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Deities Are All Just My Food

Chapter 1821: 802: God Lin's Might!

Author: Missing You Washing Red Beans
updatedAt: 2025-11-05

Chapter 1821: Chapter 802: God Lin’s Might!

By the pond, a gentle breeze swayed the willows, making the branches sway like dancers on the stage of a grand theater performing Swan Lake.

San Miyairi looked at Lin Baici’s untouched rice bag, then looked up at his back, her small cherry-like mouth slightly ajar, a look of astonishment crossing her face!

Could it be?

So audacious?

One must know this isn’t child’s play; facing rule pollution, a wrong decision could lead to death!

Lin Baici could maintain such courage in the face of enormous death risk, making San Miyairi truly look at him with new eyes this time.

The word admiration could last a lifetime!

“The more you act like this, Lord Lin, the more I want to have you!”

San Miyairi murmured.

Who doesn’t want something good?

The cherry-blossom girl quickly glanced at Gu Qingqiu beside her, as long as this woman didn’t make a move, other competitors were no problem.

Crushed!

“So arrogant!”

Gu Qingqiu shook her head but soon grinned with satisfaction: “But I like it!”

Only such a Lin Baici is worthy of being called a ‘schoolmate’.

Actually, in Gu Qingqiu’s heart, the word schoolmate is exclusive to Lin Baici, very significant, even surpassing boyfriend, and in the future, might even surpass husband.

Lin Baici didn’t know what those people behind him were thinking, he did this purely because he didn’t want to owe San Miyairi a favor, and frankly, with the Eater God by his side, Lin Baici felt there wasn’t much danger.

He dared to eat even gods, are a few koi not afraid of being made into braised fish?

Lin Baici walked to the shore, surveyed the position of the koi, then holding a bag of 500g fruit granola, tore it open, grabbed a handful, and sprinkled it onto the pond.

Splash! Splash!

The granola fell on the water, creating small bubbles.

Lin Baici looked like a fisherman not sparing expense, eagerly trying to bait a big fish, then dragging it around the neighborhood on his e-bike, and only returning home when the battery ran out.

The fruit granola finished, but not a single koi swam over.

Everyone was originally watching intently, now seeing no koi come over, they were dumbstruck.

“What’s going on?”

“Do koi not eat granola? Only meat?”

“Definitely not!”

The crowd whispered to each other, full of puzzlement.

The koi were swimming outside, with no intention of coming over, Lin Baici was slightly surprised, but he had anticipated this possibility.

To confirm his thoughts, Lin Baici took out a pack of sausages, chopped it up, and threw it into the pond.

Just now, to avoid startling the koi, he had thrown the fruit granola to the pond’s edge, this time, he directly tossed it towards the koi.

Plop! Plop!

The sausage pieces scattered into the water, creating ripples.

Whoosh! Whoosh!

The koi, as if startled by a predator, immediately flicked their tails and swam away.

Leaving the ‘fish feed’ slowly sinking to the pond’s bottom.

“Eh? What’s going on here?”

“Why didn’t any koi come to make a wish? Could it be our previous assumptions were all wrong?”

“Could God Lin be a natural-born fishing saint?”

“Exactly, God Lin must have been a fishing king in his past life, so even polluted strange fish would be scared to flee upon seeing him!”

The crowd murmured away.

Of course, at the end, it was all just a joke.

But San Miyairi and Gu Qingqiu’s observations were keen, noticing many clues.

They saw when Lin Baici appeared by the pond, those wish-giving koi acted frightened, swimming away.

When Lin Baici started tossing fish food, the koi swam even farther away.

Highlighting a fear, as if encountering a natural enemy.

“Lord Lin must have a big secret!”

Gu Qingqiu licked her lips, wanting to know badly!

“Can’t wait to see his performance on Dragon Palace Island!”

San Miyairi now had only one thought, how to win over Lin Baici.

[Stop waiting!]

[No fish will come, as a top predator in nature, how could a few insignificant fish dare make wishes in your presence?]

[Aren’t they afraid of being grilled?]

“How to purify this rule pollution?”

Lin Baici inquired.

[There’s a Song Dynasty Fish Plate at the pond’s bottom, just contain it!]

[But anyone entering the pond will immediately be torn apart and devoured by these wish-giving koi!]

“Am I exempt?”

Unfortunately, in the water, the Pine Wood Torch can’t be used, otherwise it is the perfect tool for repelling animals.

[You can, but it’s unnecessary!]

[If you touch this fish bowl more than three times, you’ll grow to dislike consuming any seafood and develop a fondness for fishkeeping, eventually harboring an aversion to anyone who eats fish, wanting to chop them up and feed them to fishes.]

[You’ll resent every fisherman, wishing to drown them in the pond by pressing their heads down!]

“That scary?”

Lin Baici took a deep breath, he wasn’t a gourmand, didn’t care about food, but the thought of never eating seafood again in his life made him a bit numb.

Lin Baici glanced back.

Even the proudly composed and confident Pan Junjie forced a humble smile, if not for the crowd, he might have asked…

‘God Lin, what are your instructions? Just say the word!’

“What’s up, Little Linzi?”

Xia Hongyao called out.

“It’s nothing!”

Lin Baici returned.

Everyone watched Lin Baici, then turned their eyes to the sausage bag in his right hand.

There were still five left, unused.

Everyone thought, if they also used this sausage, they might avoid the rule pollution just like Lin Baici.

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