Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1826: 804: Inescapable Misfortune! (Part 2)
Chapter 1826: Chapter 804: Inescapable Misfortune! (Part 2)
“Can you stop clowning around?”
Lin Baici checked the jeep’s gas tank: “You gave me the first impression of a Yamato Nadeshiko, but now you’re more like a comedian!”
Of course, not quite a comedian, but definitely not so gentle and graceful.
“What’s wrong with being versatile?”
San Miyairi teased: “A girlfriend with a hundred personalities for you to experience, new surprises every day, you’re profiting here!”
Lin Baici opened the gas tank cover and found it empty again.
It’s so frustrating!
There are many cars, but none have fuel; seven or eight in a row are like this, it can’t be normal.
“Lord Lin, I can be not just a comedian, but an actress too, do you want to try?”
San Miyairi said, pulling her right foot out of the wooden clogs, rubbing Lin Baici’s shin: “How to serve a husband is something our Dayao princesses are specially trained in!”
Lin Baici tossed the gas tank cover aside, reached out, grabbed the cherry blossom girl’s collar, and pulled her up close.
“Ouch, ouch, ouch!”
San Miyairi yelled: “Lord Lin, easy, I won’t resist!”
“Are you done?”
Lin Baici was annoyed.
“Is it wrong to like you?”
San Miyairi’s expression was full of grievance.
Lin Baici was too lazy to argue, grabbed San Miyairi’s shoulders, spun her around, then took her right wrist, twisted it behind her back, and pushed her down on the jeep’s hood.
“Not resisting, right?”
Lin Baici reached out and slapped San Miyairi’s right moon crescent twice, then grabbed her belt and yanked hard.
But it didn’t come off.
Lin Baici gave up and directly grabbed the kimono and pulled it up.
Soon, two smooth thighs were revealed, paired with white cotton socks on her feet, it was quite striking.
“Lord Lin, seems you like playing these rough games?”
San Miyairi didn’t struggle, fitting the image of a submissive little wife.
Lin Baici was just trying to scare this cherry blossom girl, but seeing she wasn’t afraid, he found himself in a tight spot.
Damn!
Lin Baici cursed under his breath, released San Miyairi, and walked out of the garage.
“Lord Lin, should I teach you to be like Liu Xiahui or a gentleman?”
San Miyairi’s words were filled with teasing.
She watched Lin Baici leave helplessly, with a trace of a smile at the corner of her mouth.
He really is a good man!
Suddenly feeling like snatching him up!
If it were those disgusting old guys back home, they’d exhaust every means to devour me if I’m not tough enough, training me into a female slave.
San Miyairi loosened her belt, took it in her hand, and chased after him.
“Lord Lin!”
San Miyairi intentionally walked with staggering steps like she had just been overly exerted, her legs weak, while tying her belt.
Pan Junjie and the others, for safety reasons, stayed not far from Lin Baici, so they saw the whole scene.
“Damn, God Lin really has terrifying woman charm.”
Badi Tong envied deeply.
As a God Hunter, no matter how ugly he might be, lacking women was unheard of, but the issue is, even if the woman were pretty, it’s all for fame and fortune, never for himself.
But Lin Baici is different, he sleeps with Dayao’s Snow Princess, Xia Hongmian’s own sister…
That’s right,
The Great Shaman of the Yellowstone Group favors him.
“Lin Baici’s height, features, and body proportions are unbeatable, no idea how he grew like this?”
A young man marvelled: “I might even be into him myself!”
Lin Baici noticed San Miyairi’s prank, but how could he manage it?
If she’s not afraid of ruining her reputation, what can he say?
Ugh!
Feeling a bit nostalgic for Tea Girl!
She surely would have the knack to deal with this kind of woman!
Lin Baici walked into a garage with two vehicles inside, a pickup truck and a large Hummer.
The Hummer’s engine hood was up, undergoing repairs.
Black oil dripping down rhythmically.
Lin Baici checked the pickup’s gas tank.
This time it finally had some gas, although seemingly only a third full, but enough to drive a bit.
Lin Baici screwed the gas tank cap on, headed to the front, and pulled the door handle.
Click!
The door opened.
Lin Baici saw a set of keys inserted into the ignition below the steering wheel.
“Nice!”
This saves the time of looking for keys.
Lin Baici got in the car, turned the key,
started it up.
Vroom!
The engine roared powerfully and energetically.
This is a carefully maintained pick-up truck!
Lin Baici turned off the engine, casually pulled out the keys, got off the car,
“Mikami, see if there’s anything useful, if not, let’s go!”
One pick-up truck is enough to carry Xia Hongyao and everyone else.
It’s unclear what cargo is placed on the truck bed, it’s more than a person high, covered with a gray rain tarp, secured with ropes around the truck bed.
Lin Baici was too lazy to untie it, directly slashed at it with the Bronze Sword.
Swish! Swish!
The ropes snapped, Lin Baici grabbed the tarp, and with a strong pull.
Swish!
Several bundles of hay used for feeding livestock were exposed.
“Not bad, it’s clean!”
Lin Baici climbed onto the truck bed, grabbed a bundle of hay, tossed it down, when he grabbed the third bundle, took it away, a head suddenly sprouted from the hay like a germinating seed.
This head was very large, grimy, with short hair, but its face wasn’t visible, as it was wearing a white mask.
The mask’s eye parts were two irregular holes, seemingly poked with a tool like an iron rod, there were no breathing holes for the nose, the mouth had one, but it was sewn shut with a thick thread.
Ouh! Ouh!
This masked figure let out low growls from his throat, and coarse white air came out of the mouth’s seams.
Seeing this head, Lin Baici did not delay for even a second, slashed down with the Bronze Sword.
Vroom!
The motor’s sound suddenly exploded.
The masked figure sprang up, holding an operating chainsaw in the flying hay, slashed towards Lin Baici, paying no heed to the Bronze Sword aimed at his body.
Lin Baici’s eyes sharpened, took a step back, jumped off the truck bed.
Bam!
The chainsaw sliced into the car, rubbing against the metal, producing a piercing screeching sound, with sparks flying everywhere.
The chainsaw man, wearing a terrifying mask, made a big step, jumped down from the pick-up truck, chasing after Lin Baici.
“Mikami, watch out!”
Lin Baici warned.
This chainsaw man wore oversized black rain boots, dressed in blue denim overalls, stained with grease and blood.
Being nearly two meters tall, burly and imposing, an aura of oppression rushed forward.
“Monster?”
San Miyairi did not panic, shook her right hand, a ninja’s kunai slipped out from the sleeve, landing in her palm.
The cherry blossom girl threw it towards the chainsaw man!
Swish!
The kunai flew at extreme speed, like a shooting star, vanished in a flash, shooting into the masked man’s back, then exploded with a bang.
However, the monster was indifferent, though this did attract the chainsaw man’s attention.
He turned and charged towards San Miyairi.
This garage had only one door, blocking San Miyairi.
Swish!
Lin Baici teleported, appearing behind the chainsaw man, slashing the Bronze Sword at his back.
Seeing this, San Miyairi’s eyes lit up.
She didn’t expect Lin Baici to return!
Honestly, her relationship with Lin Baici was average, him not returning, waiting for her to gather intelligence fighting this chainsaw man, would be normal behavior for a God Hunter.
“I’ll take care of this monster, you handle that one!”
Lin Baici didn’t dare to say “drive the car”, worried the chainsaw man might hear and obstruct.
“Be careful!”
San Miyairi understood in a second.
Lin Baici went all out.
Divine Grace Activation, Lightning Fast.
Everything in Lin Baici’s vision slowed down, then, the Meat Shattering Strike was unleashed.
Die!
Bam!
The Bronze Sword clashed with the chainsaw, sparks flashing explosively.
The chainsaw man actually blocked Lin Baici’s strike, enhanced by Lighting Fast, not only that, his abdomen suddenly exploded with a bang, amidst blood and gore blocking vision, a bloody hook shot towards Lin Baici.