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Deities Are All Just My Food

Chapter 1827: 805: Accidents Abound

Author: Missing You Washing Red Beans
updatedAt: 2025-11-04

Chapter 1827: Chapter 805: Accidents Abound

Lin Baici swiftly leaned back, his thighs and upper body almost parallel to the ground.

Whoosh!

The hook shot out from Chainsaw Man’s chest skimmed past Lin Baici’s chest and chin, splattering blood and flesh fragments all over him.

Roar!

Chainsaw Man bellowed, charging at Lin Baici.

His chest burst open, with two rows of white ribs undulating on either side, like a monster’s teeth gnawing, terrifying and disgusting.

Lin Baici snapped his fingers with his left hand.

Snap!

A cluster of Samadhi Golden Crow Fire formed and shot toward Chainsaw Man, striking its masked face.

Bang!

A direct hit, and sparks exploded.

Lin Baici twisted his waist and spun like a windmill, holding a sword in his right hand, using the tip on the ground for support, while his left leg whistled like a steel whip, lashing against Chainsaw Man’s head.

Bam!

Chainsaw Man lost his balance from the kick, stumbling aside.

Whoosh whoosh whoosh!

Several kunai struck Chainsaw Man, exploding into clouds of black smoke, enveloping it and blocking its vision.

Lin Baici teleported!

NO BODY!

Then stepped forward and pushed with his palm!

Die for me!

Great Impression Hand!

Bang!

Lin Baici’s left palm hit Chainsaw Man’s back; the next moment, the powerful strength of Divine Grace exploded.

Roar!

Chainsaw Man’s roar abruptly ended, as his entire body was slammed into the nearby Humvee.

The moment of contact, its body flattened, like a sticker stuck on, legs passing through the tires, some parts imprinted on the oil-slicked concrete ground.

“This Divine Grace of yours, no matter how many times I see it, it’s terrifying!”

San Miyairi came over, examining Chainsaw Man’s two-dimensional corpse.

To smash a person from three dimensions into two, how powerful must that force be?

“But when I’m about to die, I hope you’ll grant me this too, so my beautiful appearance can be preserved forever!”

San Miyairi chuckled softly, unsure if she was joking or serious.

Lin Baici wasn’t in the mood to flirt with this sakura girl; after confirming Chainsaw Man was finished, he immediately searched the garage more thoroughly.

Since there were monsters lurking, maybe there were other resources!

The most crucial thing now was gasoline, but unfortunately, Lin Baici found nothing.

“Let’s go!”

Lin Baici got into the car, familiarized himself with it briefly, then turned the key. Amidst the engine’s roar, he drove the pickup out of the garage.

As soon as he came out, he saw Pan Junjie and his group hiding in the distance, peering over.

It seemed the commotion from the battle with Chainsaw Man was heard by them, but out of self-preservation, they didn’t come to help.

“I just killed a monster; not sure if there are more, stay alert!”

Lin Baici reminded them: “And I’m only waiting ten minutes for you. If you can’t find a car by then, don’t blame me for leaving you behind!”

If it weren’t for the need to have some people to bear the pollution of the rules, Lin Baici wouldn’t wait for them at all.

Each one of them was selfish to the core; Lin Baici didn’t even want to consider them as temporary teammates.

The wind picked up, and the sky grew darker, with sparse raindrops falling on the windshield, making small pits in the dust.

Xia Hongyao had already led Kim Myungjin and the others out of the small town, waiting outside.

By the time Lin Baici drove over, the Goryeo girl’s wounds were already treated.

Screech!

The pickup came to a stop!

“Encountered a monster?”

Gu Qingqiu immediately noticed the blood on Lin Baici’s chest.

“Yes!”

Lin Baici got out of the car: “Who’s the best driver among you?”

Lin Baici only knew how to drive; after all, he had gotten his license less than six months ago, and the days he spent driving were probably less than a hundred.

“That would be me!”

Xia Hongyao placed her hands on her hips: “The kind that can do stunts, too!”

“Not you, you need to handle combat with me!”

Lin Baici thought with his knee, knowing this journey wouldn’t be smooth.

“I’ll do it!”

“I can!”

San Miyairi and Gu Qingqiu volunteered simultaneously.

“A young lady like you can drive?”

San Miyairi teased: “Aren’t you all chauffeured around?”

“I don’t drive regular cars; I only go on tracks for thrills!”

Gu Qingqiu explained.

Li Yintong originally wanted to say her driving skills were good too, but seeing the sakura girl and Gu Qingqiu arguing, she wisely kept silent.

“Qingqiu drives, San Miyairi and the two of us will get in the back!”

Lin Baici assigned the roles.

Gu Qingqiu was reliable; since she volunteered, she could definitely handle it, and frankly, Lin Baici wasn’t willing to entrust the steering wheel to an outsider like San Miyairi.

“Lord Lin, you’re really good to your woman!”

San Miyairi pouted.

The back of the pickup was just some hay bales, nothing useful, only the cold wind blowing through.

“Get in!”

Lin Baici urged, then started the stopwatch to check the time.

Pan Junjie and his group were dawdling, as searching faster meant a higher chance of encountering monsters, but with Lin Baici about to leave and only giving them ten minutes, they dared not delay, and all began to search for cars quickly.

Being away from Lin Baici, their survival rate would definitely plummet.

After ten minutes, three vehicles returned.

Two off-roaders and a sports car, enough for everyone to fit.

With Lin Baici’s command, the convoy set off.

Anyway, there’s only one highway ahead, just follow it.

Possibly due to the vast sparsely populated area, they drove for over ten minutes without encountering another vehicle; only the trees alongside the road stood like silent sentinels, solemn in the silence.

Patta! Patta!

The rain began to intensify, pounding the windshield and washing grooves across it.

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