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Deities Are All Just My Food

Chapter 1830: 806: Losing Members! (Part 2)

Author: Missing You Washing Red Beans
updatedAt: 2025-11-05

Chapter 1830: Chapter 806: Losing Members! (Part 2)

The office building door is closed, not sure if it’s locked, Lin Baici doesn’t want to waste time opening it, so he picks up a plumber’s wrench and smashes it against the doorknob.

Bam!

Crash!

The door was smashed open, Lin Baici rushed in, leaving a trail of rainwater on the floor.

“The rain is really heavy!”

San Miyairi followed closely, shaking her head in amazement.

“I thought you weren’t coming!”

Lin Baici took a second look at this Sakura girl, thinking she was someone pampered and couldn’t bear much hardship.

“I just didn’t want to miss the chance to be alone with Lord Lin!”

San Miyairi smiled shyly; compared to batting her eyelids and seduction, this gesture was actually more charming.

Apparently, this Sakura girl realized Lin Baici was impervious to charms and changed her tactics.

“Don’t bother, it’s impossible for us!”

Lin Baici glanced around, it was a hallway with rooms on either side.

There were no lights, and with dense clouds, the corridor was quite dark.

“Why impossible?”

San Miyairi jogged after Lin Baici, tilting her head, arms behind her back, blinking her big eyes at him: “Is there some kind of reproductive isolation between us?”

Check out my innocent girl’s head tilt attack!

“Pfft!”

Lin Baici couldn’t help but laugh, reproductive isolation, what the heck?

He thought of his Goblin Card, with forced pregnancy, it was a sure thing, even if the woman took contraceptives after it wouldn’t help.

From the standpoint of passing on genes and procreating, it’s incredibly strong, amounts to a God-level Taboo Thing,

No problem.

“There’s no one here, Lord Lin, why don’t we give it a try?”

“Aren’t you afraid trying might lead to dying?”

Lin Baici teased.

“When it comes to this, it’s always the man who can’t hold out!”

San Miyairi pouted: “You people from Kyushu say, there’s only overworked oxen, no spoiled fields!”

The Sakura girl suddenly stopped.

“What is it?”

Lin Baici immediately became alert, scanning the surroundings.

“Slippery!”

San Miyairi was still wearing clogs, having waded through water, her white socks and kimono hem were soaked: “Come over, give me a hand!”

Lin Baici reached out with the wrench.

Slap!

San Miyairi, annoyed, slapped the wrench away, pouted: “Am I really that annoying?”

“I’m a scholar!”

Lin Baici realized, if not for being enlightened by the girls, especially the landlady’s secret tutoring, he would be at a loss against San Miyairi’s advances now.

A simple statement, experienced it, and with top-quality, not so greedy anymore.

San Miyairi walked a couple of steps forward, took off one clog, held onto Lin Baici with one hand, and tried pulling her white socks with the other.

Lin Baici glanced, then looked away.

“Tch!”

San Miyairi scoffed: “Given the chance, you’re useless!”

Lin Baici simply acted as if he didn’t hear.

After taking off her socks, San Miyairi walked in clogs barefoot, knocking the ground twice.

Tap tap!

“Ah, now it feels better!”

The Sakura girl’s white toes curled one by one, very lively and playful.

“Did you know? When I was in middle school, a boy who chased me actually went to the school broadcasting room to read his love letter, saying my toes were like his Alpine milk candies.”

“Were you moved?”

“I wanted to bash his head in!”

San Miyairi rolled her eyes: “How do you say it in Kyushu language?”

“That’s right, shrimp head guy!”

Lin Baici was speechless: “You’re quite knowledgeable about Kyushu’s popular culture!”

“Of course, didn’t I say I wanted to marry into Kyushu?”

San Miyairi bumped Lin Baici with her shoulder: “How about considering me? No bride price, I’ll throw in a house and car!”

“I heard over there, once women get married, they stop working? Stay at home as full-time wives?”

“The economy’s bad now, can’t do that!”

San Miyairi sighed: “For ordinary people, maintaining a household is quite expensive!”

The two chatted while searching the office building, not feeling bored at all.

As for the noise attracting monsters, with Lin Baici and San Miyairi’s level of combat readiness, they really didn’t care.

The security guard wearing a white mask was awakened and stared at the computer screen. Through the monitor, he saw these uninvited guests breaking into the supermarket.

He began to put on his foul-smelling rain boots, donned a raincoat, opened the metal wardrobe, took out a chainsaw, wiped it with a shirt, and pushed the door open.

Just as Lin Baici and San Miyairi entered the office building, the chainsaw man was fully armed, came out from another corridor, braving the storm, and arrived at the front of the supermarket.

Bang bang!

The chainsaw man banged on the door forcefully.

Because the raincoat’s hood was large and covered most of the chainsaw man’s face, plus he was bowing his head, no one could see his face clearly.

“God Lin is back?”

Ang Ruo saw the same raincoat style and did not have any vigilance; he just wanted to quickly perform and win Lin Baici’s favor, so he immediately stood up and ran over to open the door for ‘Lin Baici’.

“So soon?”

Gu Qingqiu frowned and looked over.

Lin Baici doesn’t like to stop halfway; if he comes back after just a few minutes, there was only one possibility: something went wrong. Gu Qingqiu glanced over and immediately noticed the issue.

Where is San Miyairi?

“Don’t go over!”

Gu Qingqiu shouted.

Ang Ruo was already at the glass door, moving the shelves aside, when he heard Gu Qingqiu’s words, he froze for a moment.

“Huh?”

Ang Ruo looked back, meaning what?

Pan Junjie immediately understood; the visitor had issues, but Pan Junjie was very cunning; he worried that shouting would alert the monster, so he kept silent and observed the situation.

The chainsaw man swung the chainsaw, smashing it against the glass door.

Boom!

Crash!

Chainsaw man’s speed was too fast, and Ang Ruo was turning his head, looking at Gu Qingqiu. Although she heard the sound of breaking wind and reacted to dodge, she was still a bit slow.

Boom!

The chainsaw smashed into Ang Ruo’s head.

The powerful impact made Ang Ruo feel like a salted fish with a dazed head, dizzy, and staggered on her feet.

The chainsaw man’s left hand, wearing black rubber gloves, grabbed the chainsaw’s rope and pulled it hard!

Buzz!

The motor started, and the sharp chainsaw immediately spun.

The chainsaw man lunged at Ang Ruo, chainsaw slashing!

Actually, Xia Hongyao could have stopped this terrifying stranger in time, but she remembered Lin Baici’s instructions to prioritize protecting Hua Yue Yu and the others, resulting in a moment of hesitation, and the chainsaw man chopped the chainsaw into Ang Ruo’s chest.

“Ah!”

Ang Ruo screamed, her chest cut open by the chainsaw, and with a swish, some internal organs spilled out like a burst water balloon.

The chainsaw man lifted his rainboot-covered big foot, kicked Ang Ruo aside, and pounced on others.

Boom!

Ang Ruo crashed into a shelf.

Crash! Crash!

The bottles of drinks from above fell down and hit her.

“Save me!”

Ang Ruo wailed, trying to stuffed her intestines back into her stomach.

“FUCK!”

“Not God Lin!”

“What the hell is this thing?”

Everyone looked tense and retreated.

Because it’s not one of their own, no one wanted to fight the monster and let others take advantage.

As they retreated, Gu Qingqiu and her group were exposed, closest to the chainsaw man.

“Watch out!”

Xia Hongyao warned, already holding the black blade dagger, ready to fight at any time.

But the chainsaw man glanced at them, ignored them, and chased others.

This scene left everyone dumbfounded.

“Why?”

Su Tie looked puzzled: “Could this monster be some old pervert who doesn’t kill beautiful women?”

“Did God Lin hide something from us?”

Badi Tong, who lost an eye, his expression grim.

Pan Junjie looked at their raincoats, guessed the monster’s hostility strength, probably related to these clothes.

FUCK!

Lin Baici was really meticulous!

Immediately, Pan Junjie felt proud and fortunate for his cleverness.

He was the one who asked in advance for the same raincoat!

Amazing!

Following Lin Baici, getting out alive from the Divine Ruins should be fine; maybe even make a fortune!

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