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Deities Are All Just My Food

Chapter 1852: 818: Death Salesman

Author: Missing You Washing Red Beans
updatedAt: 2025-11-06

Chapter 1852: Chapter 818: Death Salesman

Knock, knock, knock!

The clown in a suit knocked on the door once more.

It didn’t use much force, but everyone living on this floor was a God Hunter, with very good hearing.

Pan Junjie heard the commotion and immediately went to the door, peeping through the peephole.

He saw it, a clown, standing in front of Lin Baici’s door.

“Heh heh!”

Pan Junjie chuckled proudly.

If he hadn’t disobeyed Gu Qingqiu’s instructions to live separately, they would have been the unlucky ones this clown would knock on first!

“And my luck isn’t too bad either!”

At the time, Pan Junjie was torn about which side of Lin Baici’s room to choose, and he flipped a coin. It seems like he made the right bet again.

“What’s going on?”

Everyone gathered around.

“A clown is knocking on the door!”

Pan Junjie stepped aside to let others look through the peephole: “See? Following me wasn’t wrong, right?”

“I tell you, Lin Baici and Xia Hongyao are formidable, but the decisions they make benefit them the most and not necessarily us!”

Pan Junjie seized every opportunity to sow discord, increasing his influence.

The group from Dongying, led by Takeuchi Kurano, also noticed the knocking clown and instantly became tense.

“Little Linzi, what do you think?”

Xia Hongyao looked at Lin Baici, who had just walked out of the bedroom.

San Miyairi’s intelligence was no less than Gu Qingqiu’s, and with more experience, so when they offered different answers, the ponytail was caught in a dilemma.

Gu Qingqiu smirked, although Xia Hongyao acknowledged her high intelligence, at critical moments, she still preferred to trust Lin Baici’s judgment.

“Open the door!”

Lin Baici said without hesitation.

Xia Hongyao immediately turned around to open the door upon hearing this.

San Miyairi’s pink lips moved as if to advise something, but she ultimately kept silent.

The situation was clear, not opening the door might lead to pollution, but opening it and encountering the clown would definitely result in rule pollution, so San Miyairi was inclined to bet on the former.

But Lin Baici and Gu Qingqiu were confident in handling the upcoming rule pollution, for sure.

The ponytail opened the door!

The clown in a suit immediately squeezed out a businesslike smile, but since his face was painted white, the smile looked quite creepy.

He jabbered on about a lot of things.

After all, Lin Baici was just a first-year college student, his English was good enough for daily conversation, but understanding that kind of local-accented jabber was too much for him.

Even Xia Hongyao couldn’t catch a few phrases clearly.

“What did it say?”

Xia Hongyao looked at Gu Qingqiu.

“It said it’s a salesman from a satellite TV station’s entertainment program.”

San Miyairi translated.

The clown’s subsequent words didn’t require translation from the cherry blossom girl for the ponytail to understand because the clown took a box from a paper bag and handed it to her.

It was obvious he was doing door-to-door sales.

“What is this?”

Xia Hongyao didn’t take the box, looking at the pattern on the front before asking.

It appeared to be some kind of test reagent.

The clown continued jabbering about it.

“He said it’s a kind of DNA testing paper, just drop the blood of two people on it, and it can tell if they have the same DNA sequence!”

San Miyairi silently observed the suited clown, speculating on what actions might cause the clown to suddenly become violent.

“What’s the use of this kind of test paper?”

Xia Hongyao looked speechless: “It’d be better to sell something that detects infectious diseases!”

“You’re wrong, over there, the issue of non-biological children is quite severe. Haven’t you seen their shows? Announcing live if the child is biological!”

Gu Qingqiu couldn’t help but laugh.

If the host announces it’s not, the man dances, wildly, because over there, child support is a huge amount, enough to bankrupt a man easily.

“So, what do we do now?”

Xia Hongyao lowered her voice: “Buy a few sets?”

Refusing probably isn’t an option.

Gu Qingqiu and San Miyairi looked at Lin Baici.

“Based on what it seems to want, just buy the minimum amount!”

Lin Baici spoke in Jiuyao language, so there was no worry about the clown eavesdropping.

This level, if you couldn’t speak American, even basic communication would be impossible, wouldn’t you be doomed then?

After some negotiation, Gu Qingqiu paid and bought three sets.

Going for the ‘three times is enough’ sentiment.

Added a ten-dollar tip.

The clown in a suit thanked profusely as he left, even closing the door for them.

Kim Myungjin and her group also came out from the bedroom.

“Is it over just like that?”

Hua Yue Yu felt this round of pollution was quite simple.

“How naive!”

Li Yintong didn’t see it the same way: “What about the reagent, leave it? Or use it?”

“Huh?”

Hua Yue Yu was surprised: “What if there’s a problem and it harms the body?”

“Not using it could be worse!”

Li Yintong gritted her teeth: “I’ll do it!”

The Tai Mei knew well enough that simply admiring Lin Baici wouldn’t keep her in this team; she needed to contribute.

After saying that, Li Yintong went to grab the reagent box.

Lin Baici reached out and flicked her forehead lightly.

“You’re not afraid of dying!”

Lin Baici guessed Li Yintong’s thoughts, feeling a mix of emotions at once.

The Tai Mei was too submissive.

No need for that.

Lin Baici opened the box and saw that besides the three tubes of reagent, there were five test papers, a set of instructions, and a return slip inside.

[The return slip must be sent within an hour, or the clown will come knocking again.]

[Give all positive feedback!]

Eater God commented.

‘It’s so late, how to send it?’

Lin Baici thought to himself.

All the courier companies are closed, surely you can’t deliver it yourself?

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