Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1870 - 829: Terrifying Breakfast!
CHAPTER 1870: CHAPTER 829: TERRIFYING BREAKFAST!
In the vast dining room, besides Oliver lady’s fervent prayers, there was no other sound.
Everyone clasped their hands together, bowed their heads, half-closed their eyes, and pretended to be pious.
Eri Mikami discreetly surveyed the surroundings, looked at the servants, and then focused on the most important figure, the lady herself.
Never mind the divine grace she held; just the sight of her enormous, muscular physique was enough to intimidate everyone.
This was essentially the eight-foot woman from Dongying ghost tales!
The prayers of Oliver lady were not short, she recited them for a full three minutes.
"I almost fell asleep listening to it!"
Li Yintong muttered, the sound was even more hypnotic than a university professor’s lecture.
"Please enjoy your meal!"
Oliver lady smiled slightly.
The servants immediately stepped forward and removed the covers from the plates in front of everyone.
An aroma instantly spread in the air.
"Looks good!"
Lin Baici sniffed.
On the plates in front of everyone, there was a pre-dinner bread—a doughnut, a croissant, and a small piece of cake decorated with a cherry.
Quite plentiful, one could say.
Oliver lady spoke no further, gestured for everyone to eat, and picked up the small cake in front of her, putting it into her mouth.
The cake was tiny, and compared to her bloody maw, it looked excessively small and cute, creating a strange contrast.
Everyone looked at each other, unsure whether to eat it, so they glanced at Lin Baici.
Lin Baici shrugged his shoulders.
Seeing that the lady had chosen the cake, he also picked it and put it into his mouth.
The Eater God did not comment, it should be fine!
Lin Baici bit into it.
This texture?
Why does it feel a bit strange?
Lin Baici’s brows immediately furrowed. His family was poor, and he rarely ate cake, only sharing a small one with his mother on his birthday each year. When he got to college, he had money but lost interest in it.
Eating it rarely didn’t mean he hadn’t before.
Lin Baici remembered the texture of cake very clearly, but this piece...
Seeing Lin Baici start eating, the others also let down their guard.
Except for Gu Qingqiu, the madwoman, who took a croissant. For safety’s sake, the others chose the small cake.
Hua Yue Yu was a foodie, regularly eating all kinds of cakes. As soon as this thing went into her mouth, she sensed something was off and stopped chewing, signaling Lin Baici with her eyes.
As for spitting it out, she didn’t dare. Even if a regular person invited you to dinner, it wouldn’t be proper to spit it out in front of them.
Eri Mikami covered her mouth with her hand and spat the contents into her palm.
She had strength, so she wasn’t too fearful or worried.
If the lady blamed her, then so be it; they’d have a fight!
But as soon as she spat it out, she felt like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, about to explode!
In the palm of her hand, the cake contained white maggots crawling and even a few translucent eggs the size of rice grains.
"Baka!"
Eri Mikami immediately spat a few more times.
In front of each person were two cups, containing clear water and red wine for the meal.
The Sakura girl didn’t touch those clear waters; though they looked fine, who knew what would happen once inside the belly? So she took out two bottles of mineral water from her pouch.
"Lord Lin!"
After throwing a bottle to Lin Baici, Eri Mikami began madly rinsing her mouth.
Seeing this, the others turned pale and spat out the cake they’d eaten.
"What the hell!"
"Damn it!"
"Baka!"
Curses erupted all around.
These cakes contained maggots and insect eggs!
The fish egg man took a croissant, tore it open, and inside, white maggots were wriggling. After falling on the plate, they squirmed and writhed, disgustingly enough to make one vomit stomach acid and bile.
Bang!
Oliver lady slapped the table, causing glasses and plates to tremble.
"Why waste food?"
Her angry gaze swept over Lin Baici’s group: "Or are you dissatisfied with my hospitality?"
The Dongying man’s neck shrunk, his head lowered, he said nothing, clearly intending to play the turtle.
Anyway, if the sky falls, the tall one will hold it up.
"Brother Lin, beat her up!"
The fiery Tai Mei was ready to fight.
Such a loss couldn’t be endured.
"Can we not eat it?"
Lin Baici didn’t complain ’you’re serving this?’, after all, in God’s ruins, anything could happen: "I’m not hungry!"
"Of course you can!"
Oliver lady’s face darkened: "God teaches us to cherish every grain of rice."
"The breakfast already served, please finish it!"
Everyone looked at those maggots, only feeling a bitter taste in their mouths, then glanced again at Lin Baici.
Wondering what he would do?
"Actually, if given a choice between death and eating maggots, maggots aren’t inedible!"
Far more disgusting rule pollution had been experienced by the fish egg man before.
Being a Dragon Level powerhouse, always relying on Lin Baici would be looked down upon.
So for peer respect, the fish egg man stuffed the rest of the cake into his mouth, then took the croissant and swallowed it in a few bites.
"Just eat it, think of the maggots as pickles!"
The fish egg man could judge that these maggots weren’t poisonous.
"No way!"
Eri Mikami shook her head.
Kim Myungjin and Hua Yue Yu looked at Lin Baici; if worst came to worst, they’d help him eat the breakfast.
Lin Baici thought for a dozen seconds and then spoke.
"You’re right!"
Lin Baici smiled: "I think my pre-meal prayer wasn’t devout enough, can I do it again?"
"Perhaps the god will grant me a day of good luck!"
Oliver lady liked Lin Baici’s attitude, waved her hand: "As you wish."