It should be the 150th cycle right? I tried everything to escape but…

    -Naughty! Naughty kid!

    Amon is making me lying on the edge of the bed and spanks me with the edge of his sword… Quite happily I don''t feel my butt anymore. Can''t he realize it''s been more than 50 times that I''m escaping and almost 100 times he spanks me?

    -Fuck, my ass is not dirty, right, can''t you use your hands at least? Have a bit of respect for traditions, shit!*

    Without all my OP powers, I have about the strength of a 10 years old kid. When at the same time not only he is older but is also full of upgrades.

    As for why he''s spanking me…

    -It''s bad to use bad language! Naughty!

    He''s talking to me as if my body was even younger than it is already… I am not 2 and my body''s not too fuck it! I lost the count of years, but it should''ve been around 11-12 years that this body is born no? And I''m not talking about my soul… Being bawl on by a kid almost three times younger than you is a particular feeling…

    The worse is certainly his eyes full of stars while he''s doing that… I wanna puke rainbows right now!

    Who gave him such an image of parental education??? Yet I remember that his novel was quite the opposite, lax to death, no?

    Authooooorrrrrrrrrr! It''s forbidden to edit a mc just for a crossover!

    -Liron approves, and anyway he already took out the popcorn.

    AAAAAHHHH! NOOOOOO! DON''T LET ME HERE LIKE THAT PLEASE!

    -By the way, did I tell you the name of the plot? It''s 50 shades of steel.**

    […]

    I don''t know what went into Amon''s head (or rather in the plot) but now he started acting in a totally creepy way.

    -You name is Politeness.

    -No fuck my name is Moar shit!

    And each fucking time he fucking whips my ass with his fucking sword!

    Seriously shit!

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    My resistance is eroding.

    It''s scary.

    It''s stranger and stranger and I think I''ll never recover from it.

    What he''s doing is not sticking to his character at all holy shit!

    […]

    I… I am… Moar…

    Moar…

    Moar…

    Moar…

    […]

    Poar...***

    Poar…

    Poar…

    […]

    Politeness…***

    Politeness…

    Politness…

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    ###Report n°5: Funny Enough###

     Creating YouTron… Address : YouTron.Ul…

     Blass detected to be cute by simulated brain…****

     Generating Blass videos…

     Cker detected to be ugly to the point it is satisfying to see them die…****

     Generating Cker videos with "Michael Bay" module…

     To augment efficiency, combining both is essential. Generating videos with both Cker and Blass…

    ###End of Report###

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    *What tradition?????? He just wanted to do some trashtalk xD.

    **As for why steel…

    ***The huge advantage I had for once is that Politeness and its French equivalent (politesse) are very close.

    ****Blass are cat-men in a furry way but starting from this chapter they are kemonomimis. Anyway it''s a extinct species in the rp. The Cker are big magic slug (well they got a society, they rank individuals and are intelligent but well…)

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    That chapter was supposed to be done sunday but I overslept.

    I had to search for famous sentence about 50 shades of grey for this chapter… I feel like I''m gonna throw up… I didn''t find anything I can use too… So in the end I had to use the most horrible I can use I can remember: your name is stench. Note that this sentences comes from a parody from the Kassos (youtu.be/zrCeO8xIPbA).