CHAPTER 784: CHAPTER 783: SERIOUSLY SHAMELESS

Is this the so-called top scholar who takes up the toilet without doing his business?

As soon as Wufu uttered these fearless words, everyone present was momentarily stunned.

Ah Jiu spewed out the tea she had just sipped, coughing repeatedly. My dear girl, do you have to be so blunt!

Taking the handkerchief Yuan Ye handed her, Ah Jiu gave Wufu a glare.

"The top scholar who takes up the toilet without doing his business?" Yan Er, after a moment of being stunned, squinted his eyes and looked at Ah Jiu, his voice slightly ominous, "Xiao Ah Jiu, aren’t you going to explain? It hasn’t even been a year since I left for the Foreign Land, how did I get such a notorious reputation?"

Ah Jiu said, "You’ve just returned, how’ve you landed here? Do you have a place to stay yet?"

Yan Er immediately got sidetracked by the topic and said, "Qing Feng has already gone to find an inn. I came here first to dine because I missed the food from the Central Plains and didn’t expect to run into you. Our fate really is quite profound." Then he ordered the guard-cum-servant behind him, "Mingyue, go find Qing Feng, no need to book a room at the inn, we will stay with Ah Jiu."

"Yes, sir," the servant named Mingyue immediately left.

Ah Jiu’s mouth twitched, "Stay with me?"

Yan Er looked puzzled, "Yeah, isn’t that what you were implying by asking me that? Rest assured, I might not honor others, but how could I not honor Xiao Ah Jiu?" he said, patting her shoulder.

Watching Ah Jiu look defeated, Wufu chuckled secretly. This Yan Er is hilarious, his earnest shamelessness is precisely to her taste.

"By the way, what was that earlier saying? Beautiful girl, would you care to enlighten me?" Yan Er asked Wufu.

Blinking her eyes, Wufu said, "What did I say? Ah, I’m so hungry I’ve forgotten. Jadeite, hurry and call the waiter over, where’s the food we ordered?"

"Right away!"

Yan Er stared at her.

Smiling, Wufu said, "Mr. Yan, how’s the Foreign Land, is it fun? Did you bring back any exotic goods? Hmm, the beauties from the Foreign Land, all fair-haired and blue-eyed, with curves in all the right places, did sir bring a couple back?"

"Eh, you’re quite knowledgeable for someone so young. Let me tell you, the Foreign Land is nothing like the Central Plains, they..." Yan Er was instantly engaged in the conversation sparked by Wufu.

Ah Jiu’s eyes twinkled as she sipped her tea and listened to their conversation, thinking this trip was turning out to be even more lively.

Indeed, after talking for the time it takes to drink two cups of tea, Yan Er slammed the table and decided, "I’ve decided to go to Changan with you all!"

He looked at Ah Jiu with a look that said there’s no need to persuade me, it’s useless to try.

Ah Jiu nonchalantly said, "Sir, you’ve been away from home for so long, aren’t you going to go back and report your safety? Mr. Da Yan must also be looking forward to your return."

Yan Er snorted, "Why would that old man be looking forward to my return, now that he’s got a precious grandson, he couldn’t care less about whether I’m dead or alive!"

"Isn’t it that sir doesn’t dare to return? I’ve heard that Mr. Da Yan said if you dare to enter the door, he would break your legs!" Yuan Ye interjected.

Yan Er’s face turned red, somewhat embarrassed, "Has that gotten around already?"

"Regardless, Mr. Yan still needs to send a letter of safety back to Mr. Da Yan. Otherwise, going back like this, you might really end up with a broken leg, and then, you won’t be able to run away!" Ah Jiu said.

Yan Er replied, "Don’t worry, I know where to draw the line with that."

Wufu kept picking up food, her eyes curved as she listened to their conversation.