CHAPTER 365: [DD2]: 365

Looking at Su Yu’s slightly mischievous smile, Wang Dong’er became increasingly flustered, feeling utterly embarrassed.

So Su Yu had always known she was a girl?

Then what about all those times she praised herself and criticized Su Yu under the guise of her "sister," accusing him of being a playboy?

Including the deliberate coincidences at Shrek Academy—wasn’t all of it seen through by Su Yu from the beginning?

On the surface, Su Yu had played along with her, but deep down, wasn’t he secretly laughing at her the whole time?

This fool—had he been teasing her all along?

Ah!!!

The more Wang Dong’er thought about it, the more embarrassed she felt, wishing she could dig a hole to hide in. Overwhelmed with both shame and anger, she glared at Su Yu, her emotions evolving into outright fury.

"Ahhh! You bad guy! You’ve been treating me like a fool! I’ll fight you!"

Wang Dong’er screamed and lunged at Su Yu, baring her teeth and claws.

This time, she pulled out all the stops, using every trick she could think of.

She’d always complained that Su Yu was as dense as a block of wood—living together for so long and still not realizing she was a girl.

Now that the truth was out, she realized she was the real fool.

That damned Su Yu had been teasing her the entire time! How could she possibly tolerate this? She went completely wild.

"Bad guy!"

"Bad guy!"

"Bad guy!"

Wang Dong’er flung herself into Su Yu’s arms, raining punches and kicks on him.

No matter how much Su Yu tried to explain, she wouldn’t listen.

Wang Dong’er was mad now, and this wasn’t the kind of anger that could be soothed.

Of course, Su Yu didn’t feel any pain. He grabbed Wang Dong’er’s small hands and leaned down to capture her lips with his own.

Wang Dong’er’s eyes widened in shock as if some kind of switch had been flipped. She froze instantly.

Su Yu kissed her gently, and this silly girl gradually lost all resistance. Her gaze wandered, and she collapsed into Su Yu’s arms, soft and pliable.

After a long while, their lips parted.

Wang Dong’er’s beautiful eyes were dazed as she lay quietly in Su Yu’s arms, showing no trace of her earlier fiery temper.

Su Yu pinched her delicate cheek lightly and smiled. "Dong’er, still mad?"

Wang Dong’er pouted and huffed softly, "What’s the use of being mad? You’ve already got me wrapped around your finger. All you do is bully me."

Su Yu didn’t respond, simply stroking her exquisite cheek with a gaze full of affection and tenderness.

His gentle expression made Wang Dong’er feel a little better, but she still glared at him and muttered, "Bad guy."

Su Yu chuckled and tapped her nose with his finger. "You can’t completely blame me for this, can you? I was just going along with your act."

"Who told you to enjoy acting so much?"

"’Su Yu, let me introduce you to my sister.’"

"’Su Yu, how could you treat my sister like this?’"

"’You scoundrel.’"

...

Su Yu mimicked her lines one by one, and Wang Dong’er, who was already dying of embarrassment, felt even more humiliated.

"Ahh! Stop it! Stop it right now!"

Wang Dong’er clamped a hand over Su Yu’s mouth and threatened fiercely, "Su Yu, I’m warning you—if you don’t stop, I’ll bite you!"

Su Yu blinked, moved her hand away, and smiled. "You mean like this?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he kissed her again, this time with burning intensity. His lips crashed against hers hungrily, tasting her sweetness as she melted into his embrace. Wang Dong’er’s soft moan was muffled against his mouth as their tongues danced together in a passionate duel.

They tumbled onto the icy jade bed, the cool surface a stark contrast to their heated bodies. Su Yu’s hands roamed freely now, caressing the silken curves of her body through her thin robes. Wang Dong’er shivered beneath him, both from the cold stone and his electrifying touch. Her delicate fingers clutched at his broad shoulders as he deepened the kiss.

The jade bed seemed to hum with spiritual energy beneath them, making their skin tingle wherever they touched. Su Yu’s lips traced a burning path down her neck, drawing little gasps and whimpers from her throat. His hand slid up her thigh, pushing aside the fabric of her dress...

"Ah!" Wang Dong’er suddenly cried out, her entire body going rigid. Her face flamed bright red as she realized how carried away they’d gotten. With supernatural speed, she squirmed out from under him and fled the chamber, leaving nothing but the lingering scent of her jasmine perfume and the echo of her embarrassed squeak.

Su Yu smacked his lips, feeling a bit disappointed.

"So close."

Someone else shared his disappointment—a certain proud deity watching the scene unfold from above.

She had been enjoying the drama, only for it to end abruptly.

Irritated, she muttered, ["Su Yu, what’s wrong with you? You let her run away at a moment like this? I was just getting to the good part!"]

The unexpected voice in his mind startled Su Yu. Once he realized who it was, his handsome face darkened.

"Old hag, are you spying on me again?"

Even though he knew the Ice Goddess was a stunning beauty, Su Yu still felt a chill run down his spine.

It was a good thing they were at the Clear Sky Sect. Wang Dong’er had managed to come to her senses at the last moment. Otherwise, wouldn’t that old hag have seen everything?

The proud deity didn’t seem to care. ["You’re my successor. It’s only natural for me to keep an eye on you."]

Su Yu’s face turned even darker. "So you think it’s necessary to monitor everything, even stuff like this?"

The proud deity replied matter-of-factly, ["Of course. You’re my successor. Beyond your strength, I need to ensure your mental and emotional well-being."]

["Otherwise, what if you go astray?"]

"So what you’re saying is that I should thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to care about my emotional health? How generous of you, Ice Goddess."

Su Yu’s tone was dripping with sarcasm.

["Of course! But I’m not one to demand gratitude. I don’t mind if you don’t thank me."]

The proud deity’s response was shameless as ever.

"Go to hell."

Su Yu rolled his eyes. The Ice Goddess, in his view, was anything but proper.

She looked pure and noble, but in reality, she was petty and a bit of a troublemaker.

She reminded him of Snow Empress—no, she was like a more mature version of Snow Empress.

Stronger, and also much more... mischievous.

Rolling his eyes again, Su Yu suddenly thought of something and asked, "Old hag, since you’re always spying on me, you must’ve noticed that wisp of divine consciousness in Dong’er’s sea of consciousness, right?"

["Of course I noticed. What about it?"]

The proud deity leaned lazily to the side, playing with her nails.

"If you’ve noticed it, do you have a way to get rid of it? You know whose divine consciousness it is. That guy has bad intentions."

"At a critical moment, it could even interfere with Dong’er’s mind. I can’t let such a ticking time bomb stay inside her."

["What’s a ticking time bomb?"]

"Uh..." Su Yu explained, "It’s like a special kind of soul tool—normally harmless, but extremely dangerous when triggered."

["Oh~"]

Ice Goddess played with her nails casually and said, ["So you want me to help you remove that guy’s divine consciousness?"]

"Can you do it, Ice Goddess?" Su Yu asked.

The Ice Goddess froze for a moment before bursting into laughter, tears almost streaming down her face.

["When you don’t need me, it’s ’old hag.’ Now that you need my help, it’s ’Ice Goddess.’ You’re the most shameless person I’ve ever met!"]

"Ahem."

Su Yu coughed awkwardly. "I was just immature before."

The Ice Goddess almost laughed out loud again, covering her red lips with her delicate hand. ["I preferred the rebellious version of you. Why don’t you go back to being that way?"]

"Uh..."

Su Yu opened his mouth but said nothing.

After laughing for a while, the Ice Goddess grew serious. ["Do you really like that guy’s daughter so much?"]

["You’re even willing to lower yourself for her?"]

She knew Su Yu well enough to understand that his flattery had a purpose.

She couldn’t comprehend it. Was the daughter of that idiot worth it?

Su Yu shook his head and replied in his mind, "Dong’er is Dong’er. She’s not just the daughter of that guy. In my eyes, she’s her own person—Wang Dong’er."

"That guy’s daughter’ is Tang Wutong, not Wang Dong’er."

The Ice Goddess paused, then nodded slightly. ["You’ve got a point. Wang Dong’er and Tang Wutong are indeed different."]

["To put it simply, Wang Dong’er was born from Tang Wutong’s split soul. She really can’t be equated with Tang Wutong."]

["Wait, how do you know that the little scumbag’s daughter is called Tang Wutong?"]

Su Yu smiled, "Take a guess."

["Guess, guess, guess your head! If you keep teasing me, do you believe I’ll stop helping you?"]

The Ice God pouted her delicate face and threatened.

Su Yu chuckled.

The Ice God rolled her eyes and continued, ["That little scumbag left a wisp of divine consciousness in Wang Dong’er’s sea of consciousness. Probably to make it easier to control and influence her."]

[ "The reason he deliberately let her descend to the mortal world was because of you."]

["However, the appearance of this Wang Dong’er might just be to make you develop feelings. According to that little scumbag’s calculations, Wang Dong’er is bound to disappear someday."]

[ "After all, the one he intends to tie you to should be Tang Wutong. Otherwise, there’d be no need to split her divine soul. This is paving the way for future schemes."]

Su Yu clapped and said, "Ice Goddess, your insight spans thousands of miles."

Ice Goddess rolled her eyes again, ["Stop flattering me."]

["I think you must have already guessed this situation too; otherwise, you wouldn’t be so calm."]

[ "Since you’ve anticipated this, you should know that once this wisp of divine consciousness is removed, that little scumbag won’t sit still."]

[ "At that time, he will stir up trouble. Do you have any countermeasures?"]

"Isn’t Ice Goddess here to help me?" Su Yu said.

Ice Goddess twitched at the corner of her mouth, ["Are you planning to throw everything onto me?"]

Su Yu looked innocent. "Ice Goddess, I’m your successor. You wouldn’t let a little scumbag bully me, would you?

No way, no way, are you unable to protect your successor?"

["You little brat!"]

Even knowing Su Yu was provoking her, Ice Goddess couldn’t hold back.

["Who do you think you’re underestimating? Do you think I can’t protect my successor?"]

[ "A mere little scumbag? You think this Goddess is afraid of him?]"

"Exactly, Ice Goddess is invincible. How could you fear a mere little scumbag?" Su Yu chimed in at the right moment.

["Shut up, brat! Stop stirring things up."]

Ice Goddess said with dissatisfaction, ["You little rascal, you’re so black-hearted and shameless."]

Su Yu didn’t deny it.

Ice Goddess continued, ["I’ll try my best to block that little scumbag, but that doesn’t mean you can sleep easy."]

["As far as I know, that little scumbag’s useless father and brain-dead mother are both in the mortal world."]

[ "Although their strength isn’t that great, you currently can’t handle them."]

["If that little scumbag gets desperate, those two might come out to threaten you. Don’t say I didn’t warn you."]

Su Yu smiled faintly and said, "As long as my Ice Goddess keeps an eye on that little scumbag, the rest won’t be an issue."

["Keeping a close eye on that little scumbag won’t be easy. Who knows what other tricks he might use to interfere with the mortal world?"]

Ice Goddess’ tone carried a hint of uncertainty. No one would underestimate a God King, even if that God King was a little scumbag.

Su Yu chuckled and said, "As long as the little scumbag can’t blatantly descend as a god, it’s fine. The other issues aren’t serious."

"And in my opinion, the little scumbag’s reliance on descending must be the wisp of divine consciousness in Dong’er’s body. Without it, even if he wanted to bypass the laws of the God Realm and descend, it wouldn’t be that easy."

Ice Goddess pondered for a moment. ["What you’re saying makes sense. If this wisp of divine consciousness isn’t removed, the little girl’s ninth soul skill will be some sort of Sea God Descent."]

["Damn it, if you hadn’t reminded me, I would’ve forgotten."]

Su Yu chuckled, "That’s normal. After all, a certain little scumbag has been planning for a long time to meddle in the mortal world."

"Plus, since he’s the God of Law Enforcement, he knows how to bend the rules better than you."

["You’re right. I’ve been too strict in following the rules of the God Realm. When dealing with a little scumbag, we should be even more unscrupulous than him."]

[ "Su Yu, what do you think about me giving you an Ice God Descent soul skill?"]

Su Yu quickly shook his head. "That’s unnecessary."

Ice Goddess puffed her cheeks and said angrily, ["What do you mean? Are you looking down on me?"]

Su Yu shook his head, "Of course not. I’m just not used to it, and..."

["No ’and.’ That’s settled. Even if you don’t want it, I’ll give it to you."]

Ice Goddess raised her chin proudly, looking smug.

Su Yu: "..."

This old hag is stubborn when she’s being willful.

With a helpless sigh, Su Yu asked, "Ice Goddess, about removing the divine consciousness in Dong’er’s sea of consciousness?"

Ice Goddess thought for a moment and softly said, ["Wait until you’ve completed the third and fourth trials. Bring the little girl to the Ice God Palace, and I’ll arrange it."]

[ "The God Realm has rules that gods cannot interfere in the mortal world, but matters concerning successors can be moderately adjusted."]

[ "If I include the girl’s situation in the god trials, then it will be legitimate."]

["Wait a moment. I’ll modify the Ice God’s Nine Trials."]

Su Yu: "..."

You’ve done this several times before, haven’t you?

Who else can casually modify the Nine Trials like this?

Aside from this smug god in front of me, probably no one.

["Alright, it’s arranged. After the next Soul Battle Tournament ends, you can take care of it."]

["Oh, one more thing. Don’t go to the Yin Yang Love Querying Valley if you don’t want your little girlfriend to die."]

Ice Goddess’ voice echoed in Su Yu’s mind, giving him a final warning before leaving.

Su Yu’s eyes turned cold. Even Ice Goddess knows about the Yin Yang Love Querying Valley?

It seems that little scumbag has been making big moves.

Or perhaps, because of the Yin Yang Love Querying Valley’s special nature, the little scumbag can intervene there legitimately?

Su Yu figured it was probably the latter. Otherwise, if the little scumbag schemed against him elsewhere, the Ice Goddess would have enough reason to stop him.

But in the Yin Yang Love Querying Valley, the Ice Goddess couldn’t stop it, so she simply advised him not to go.

The more Su Yu thought about it, the more it made sense.

But it wasn’t a big problem. He never planned to go to the Yin Yang Love Querying Valley anyway.

Knowing full well that it was a trap set by Tang San, why would he jump into it? That would be stupid.

As long as he didn’t fall into the trap himself, with the Ice Goddess protecting him, there was nothing the little scumbag could do to him.

This is the advantage of having someone powerful backing you.

Having connections is truly awesome.