Chapter 780: Chapter 781: I Cuckold Myself

But wait… this face and this pose, why do they look more and more familiar?

It’s like I’ve seen it somewhere before, no, I see it often!

He, he he…

“Ah?!”

Ye Xian’s body shook, and her ankle trembled too.

Bo Tingshen looked up in confusion, “What’s the matter? Was I too heavy-handed?”

“You’re lying!”

Ye Xian pointed at him, her round eyes glaring angrily as if looking at a big liar, “You are not my man at all, you are a werewolf!”

Are you coming to your senses?

Bo Tingshen’s tongue lightly touched his left cheek, a trace of a mischievous smile creeping into his eyes and becoming even more enchanting under the light, “So what if I am a werewolf?”

Ye Xian: “You being a werewolf means you’re naughty naughty!”

“So I’m a naughty naughty werewolf, what are you then? A sly little bunny?”

“Hmm~ How dare you call me a little bunny!”

Ye Xian crinkled her nose in discontent, then put her hands next to her head like bunny ears, waving them back and forth, “I am clearly a cute little bunny~ little bunny~ little bunny~”

Bo Tingshen, watching her overly adorable actions, felt his heart melt like snow on a winter day, and involuntarily, the hand holding her foot gripped tighter.

Ye Xian began to howl again, “Ouch, it hurts, you really are a werewolf, only a werewolf would bully me!”

“You ungrateful thing, when have I ever bullied you? I always almost cradle you tenderly in the palm of my heart.”

Bo Tingshen deliberately tickled the sole of her foot, making her giggle non-stop, “You did bully me, you just bullied me! Always scolding me for no reason, restricting my movements, and even punishing me! Spanking my bottom! Although… sometimes you are gentle, but it’s only sometimes!”

Although, occasionally, a single act of tenderness was enough to offset all the previous scowls.

“That’s because you are not well-behaved, always making me angry. Just stay away from those who covet you, swear that only I am in your eyes and heart, and I’ll be gentle with you forever.”

“Really?”

Ye Xian looked at him curiously, could such a good thing be true? Could he be so nice?

Bo Tingshen: “Really.”

“How far is forever?”

“Till the end of life.”

“I don’t believe you!”

Having seen too many smooth words from men in scripts, Ye Xian turned her head away in disdain, “Unless you prove it to me.”

“All right.”

Bo Tingshen, holding her foot, looked up at her haughty little face and kissed it devoutly.

Ye Xian jumped when she felt warmth on her foot, turned her head, and found out the werewolf was actually kissing her foot!

Startled, she immediately pulled it back, “Eek! Pervert!”

“This counts as perverted?”

Bo Tingshen watched her with a playful smile, “I have more perverted things up my sleeve.”

So perverted she couldn’t imagine.

So perverted he dared not speak of them, fearing they might scare her away.

Ye Xian pouted, hugged herself tightly, and watched him warily, feeling that the man in front of her was not only behaving perversely, but even his smile was perverted, as if he really had turned into a big grey wolf, greedily eyeing her—this innocent, weak little bunny—ready to eat her up the moment she let her guard down.

It was quite cold in the wine cellar, and Ye Xian shivered slightly; Bo Tingshen took off his coat and draped it over her.

“Does your foot still hurt?”

Ye Xian: “Just a tiny bit more~”

“Then let’s go back, I’ll apply some medicine for you, otherwise, when you wake up tomorrow, there’ll be trouble.”

Bo Tingshen braced his hands on either side of her, touched her obedient cheeks, and rubbed her drunken forehead, he made as if to carry her on his back, but Ye Xian opened her arms wide, “I don’t want a piggyback, I want a princess carry! A princess carry!”

Princess carry?

The man’s eyes twinkled mischievously, “Nope, the princess carry is reserved only for one’s ‘wife’.”

As he spoke, his eyes and brows, even the tone of his voice, were filled with a leading intent; meanwhile, he covertly pressed the record button on his phone, anticipating her blurt out, “I am your wife.”

However, the youth just sat on the chair, looked at him bewilderedly for a while, and then tentatively whispered, “Then how about we don’t let your wife know and hug in secret?”

Bo Tingshen’s finger froze on the button, his jaw clenched tight, he craved rabbit meat.

“Shall we make it a full set and steal the love while we’re at it?”

Steal the love? What’s that?

Dazed, Ye Xian did not understand and shook her head, “No, I only want a princess carry!”

“Alright.”

The man indulgently scooped her up and walked out of the wine cellar.

Ye Xian shouted with joy, “Yay—”

At the entrance to the wine cellar, Ba Qi still sat faithfully at his post, and upon seeing his master, he barked happily.

Ye Xian was cheerfully yelling when she was abruptly startled by its barking and broke out in goosebumps; she hugged Bo Tingshen tightly and buried her head in his chest, shouting, “Run, werewolf, dog, dog, there’s a big dog!”

Seeing her so frightened, Ba Qi friendlily lifted its tail and wagged it, lowering its intimidation factor to the minimum.

Though a Rottweiler by breed, Ba Qi was gentle by nature, capable, and very loyal to its master, ready to bite only the baddies.

Bo Tingshen laughed, “Have you ever heard of a wolf being afraid of a dog?”

Outside Forest Garden, Shangguan Yunli, who had been wandering around for a long time without spotting a single person, suddenly turned around to see Bo Tingshen carrying Ye Xian from the direction of the wine cellar. He ran over eagerly, about to inquire how Ye Xian was when he heard Bo Tingshen laughingly say to the person in his arms, “Actually, that’s not a dog.”

Ye Xian: “What is it, then?”

“My original form.”

“Your… original form?”

Ye Xian looked at him in surprise, “So it’s a wolf?!”

“Mhm.”

“…”

Shangguan Yunli glanced at Ba Qi trailing behind the couple and his lips twitched slightly.

To woo a wife, you even changed your breed, that’s indeed very dog-like.

It seemed nothing had happened to the two, and he had worried and sweated for nothing; he decided to go back and take a shower.

Shangguan Yunli wanted to greet them before leaving, but even though he reached out his hand, neither of the two noticed him; they just passed by him, and even Ba Qi didn’t spare him a glance.

Shangguan Yunli: “?” This whole family is too doggone much!

On the fourth floor, inside the restroom, the faucet gushed noisily as a pair of delicate female hands frantically and anxiously scrubbed beneath it, as if trying to wash away some filth.

Luo Yuwei swayed on her feet, and lifting her head, she looked at her own clear but hazy reflection in the mirror, mumbling, “It wasn’t me, it wasn’t me…”

It wasn’t me who pushed him; he fell down by himself.

He was just standing at the edge of the wine cellar, and a misstep caused him to fall; it had nothing to do with her.

Right, the night was so dark, the estate so empty, no one nearby, no one would see.

Thinking this, she abruptly turned off the noisy faucet, as if to stifle the fear in her heart, she calmed herself down for a while before staggering out.

“Has the master’s room been checked yet?”