CHAPTER 61: CHAPTER 61 - AWAKENING SOONER DUE TO HEROINES

Everything went dark.

Not the peaceful kind of darkness you slip into after a good fuck and a bottle of wine—this was the crushing, absolute void that comes right before death. My consciousness floated in nothingness, feeling my body dissolve grain by grain as the Abyssal Demon Realm collapsed around me and that ancient bastard.

’Well, this is it,’ I thought, strangely calm about the whole thing. ’At least I went out saving my women instead of choking on my own vomit in some palace dungeon.’

That’s when the notifications started.

[SYSTEM EMERGENCY PROTOCOL ACTIVATED]

[HOST DEATH IMMINENT - INITIATING FINAL REVELATION SEQUENCE]

[WARNING: DIMENSIONAL COLLAPSE DETECTED - ACTIVATING NARRATIVE RESET]

Blue screens exploded across my fading vision like fireworks, each one more impossible than the last. But it was the next message that made me laugh—actually fucking laugh—as my soul prepared to scatter into cosmic dust.

[CONGRATULATIONS! HOST HAS SUCCESSFULLY BONDED WITH THREE CONFIRMED HEROINES]

[REVEALING SUPPRESSED PLOT INFORMATION...]

"Heroines?" I wheezed into the void. "You’ve got to be shitting me."

But the system wasn’t done with its cosmic joke.

[HEROINE PROFILE: MEI LING - "THE NATURE EMPRESS"]

[ORIGINAL TIMELINE: Awakens after Host’s death, becomes obsessed with cultivation to reunite with departed love. Ascends to Immortal Realm within 50 years, establishes Nature Sect, rules Eastern Provinces. Notable achievement: Creates technique to commune with deceased souls.]

[HEROINE PROFILE: LIN YUE - "THE ARROW SAINT"]

[ORIGINAL TIMELINE: Overcomes trauma through Host’s sacrifice, becomes legendary archer-cultivator. Hunts demonic entities across seven realms seeking revenge. Notable achievement: Slays three Demon Lords with single arrows, establishes Righteous Path Alliance.]

[HEROINE PROFILE: FENG LIANHUA - "THE ICE PHOENIX MATRIARCH"]

[ORIGINAL TIMELINE: Breaks from Immortal Sect after awakening to true passion, becomes rogue cultivator of legendary status. Reforms cultivation world’s treatment of women, establishes Yin-Yang Balance Doctrine. Notable achievement: First woman to reach Divine Transformation through dual cultivation methods.]

I stared at the screens, my disintegrating consciousness trying to process this revelation. These three women—my wives, my lovers, the ones I’d just died saving—they were supposed to be the main fucking characters of this story?

"You mean to tell me," I said to whatever cosmic force was listening, "that while I was busy trying not to get murdered by my own son, I accidentally seduced three future sect leaders?"

[AFFIRMATIVE. HOST’S INTERFERENCE CHANGED THEIR AWAKENING TRIGGERS FROM TRAGEDY TO LOVE.]

More screens cascaded through the darkness, showing me glimpses of what could have been—alternate timelines where each woman rose to power through different paths:

’’MEI LING’S ORIGINAL PATH:’’

The vision showed her kneeling beside my corpse in that dungeon cell, tears streaming as she clutched my cold hand. But instead of breaking, she’d hardened like steel. The guilt and grief had awakened her true potential—not just nature affinity, but command over life and death itself.

I watched her train obsessively, using the poisoned tea technique in reverse to create healing elixirs. She’d saved her brother through pure determination, then ascended realm by realm, driven by the desperate hope of seeing me again in the afterlife. By the end, she commanded forests that spanned continents, with cultivators making pilgrimages just to see her legendary techniques.

’LIN YUE’S ORIGINAL DESTINY:’

Her timeline was darker. After witnessing my sacrifice, she’d completely snapped—not into madness, but into crystalline focus. The woman who’d been afraid of men became the hunter of demons, channeling her protective instincts into a crusade against evil.

I saw her standing atop mountains of demon corpses, bow drawn against impossible odds, arrows that could pierce dimensional barriers. She’d never taken another lover, never let anyone close, but her legend grew with each impossible victory. The Arrow Saint who’d loved once and lost everything.

’’FENG’S TRANSFORMATION:’’

This one surprised me most. The ice queen, awakened by passion and then shattered by loss, had become something beyond what the Immortal Sect could control. She’d broken their restrictions on female advancement, teaching dual cultivation not as a tool for men to use women, but as true partnership between equals.

I watched her establish academies where women learned to claim their own power, where the old patriarchal cultivation methods were replaced with balance. She’d revolutionized everything, all because I’d shown her what desire could feel like.

[HOST HEROINE BONDING ANALYSIS COMPLETE]

[CALCULATING ADVANTAGE MULTIPLIERS...]

"Oh, now you’re going to tell me what I get out of this?" I chuckled into the void. "Bit late for the rewards catalog, don’t you think?"

But the system pressed on, apparently determined to complete its final report:

[HEROINE ADVANTAGE MATRIX ACTIVATED]

’’MEI LING - NATURE EMPRESS BENEFITS:’’

- ’’Soul Resurrection Protocol’’: Can restore Host to life through nature energy sacrifice

- ’’Cultivation Amplification’’: Dual cultivation sessions provide 300% normal vitality gains

- ’’Eternal Loyalty’’: 100% bond cannot be broken by any force, including death

- ’’Life Extension’’: Can share her accumulated lifespan with Host indefinitely

- ’’Personal Advantage’’: ’Pussy permanently adapts to Host’s cock, becoming tighter and more sensitive with each encounter’

’’LIN YUE - ARROW SAINT BENEFITS:’’

- ’’Perfect Combat Synchronization’’: Fighting alongside Host increases both parties’ abilities by 200%

- ’’Dimensional Tracking’’: Can locate Host across any realm or timeline

- ’’Protective Instinct’’: Automatically intercepts lethal attacks against Host

- ’’Revenge Amplification’’: Gains power proportional to threats against Host

- ’’Personal Advantage’’: ’Awakened sexual appetite becomes exclusively focused on Host—builds arousal over time until physical contact becomes explosive’

’’FENG LIANHUA - ICE PHOENIX BENEFITS:’’

- ’’Sect Infiltration Network’’: Can manipulate any cultivation organization for Host’s benefit

- ’’Dual Cultivation Mastery’’: Unlocks techniques that enhance both partners beyond normal limits

- ’’Political Influence’’: Commands respect from other sect leaders and immortal cultivators

- ’’Ice-Fire Harmony’’: Can perfectly balance Host’s volatile energies

- ’’Personal Advantage’’: ’Virgin body maintains eternal tightness while developing supernatural sensitivity—each orgasm makes her more addicted to Host’s touch’

I felt myself grinning as the implications hit me. "So you’re telling me that not only did I accidentally seduce three future legends, but they’re all going to be supernaturally obsessed with my dick? That’s... actually pretty fucking incredible."

[BONUS REVELATION: ORIGINAL PROTAGONIST ANALYSIS]

Now this was interesting. Another screen flickered to life, showing me my grandson Chen—the supposed "main character" of this whole mess.

[ZHAO CHEN - DESIGNATED PROTAGONIST STATUS: COMPROMISED]

[ORIGINAL ROLE: Vengeful heir seeking to reclaim throne and build harem of powerful women]

[CURRENT STATUS: Heroines already claimed by Host, primary motivations fulfilled by Host’s actions]

[RESULT: Protagonist narrative thread severed]

I watched scenes of what should have been Chen’s story—him struggling as a beggar, slowly gathering allies, seducing powerful women through heroic deeds and righteous determination. Mei Ling was supposed to be his devoted servant-wife, Lin Yue his fierce warrior-companion, Feng his conquered enemy turned lover.

Instead, I’d cock-blocked the kid out of his own story.

"Oops," I said, not feeling sorry at all. "Guess that’s what you get for having a grandpa with better game."

But the final notification was the one that made everything click into place:

[SYSTEM REVELATION: HOST TRUE IDENTITY CONFIRMED]

[ZHAO TIANLONG - CLASSIFICATION: HIDDEN BOSS CHARACTER]

[ORIGINAL ROLE: Tragic backstory element, dies to motivate protagonist]

[AWAKENED ROLE: SHADOW PROTAGONIST - Seduces heroines, claims their power, reshapes destiny itself]

[FINAL STATUS: EMPEROR OF CUNTS]

The title made me burst out laughing, the sound echoing through the collapsing dimensions around me.

"Emperor of Cunts? Really? That’s what you’re going with for my legacy?"

[CORRECTION: EMPEROR OF THREE SPECIFIC CUNTS THAT WILL RULE THE CULTIVATION WORLD]

"Fair point," I admitted. "Quality over quantity."

As my consciousness finally began to fade, one last thought occurred to me—if these three women were destined to become legends, and they were all supernaturally bonded to me, then maybe death wasn’t quite the end I’d thought it was.

After all, if Mei Ling was going to master life and death, Lin Yue was going to hunt across dimensions, and Feng was going to revolutionize cultivation itself...

Well, a smart Emperor of Cunts would make sure to leave himself a way back to claim his throne.

The darkness closed in completely, but I was smiling as it took me.

Those three women were going to turn the world upside down looking for me.

And when they found me—because they would find me—I was going to fuck them so hard that reality itself would take notes.

’See you soon, my empresses. Try not to conquer everything before I get back.’

The system’s final message flickered across the void:

[AWAKENING FROM DIVINE HIBERNATION/ RESURRECTION PROTOCOL INITIATED...]

’Huh? So soon? Wasn’t I—’ Before I could complete my word, I realized that divine hibernation was simply me dying, as death leads to new birth and the new structure.

[ESTIMATED TIME TO REVIVAL: 7 days— ERROR—THE LIMIT OF PAIN FOR HEROINES’ GRIEF REACHED THE THRESHOLD, TO STOP THEM FROM BREAKING APART; HEAVEN IS FAVOURING THE HOST’S AWAKENING...]

’!’

’Haha, now this is advantge to have a heroine as a wife.’

[PREPARING SURPRISE RE-ENTRY IN 3... 2... 1...]