Chapter 133: Matsuda Is Hugging A Toilet? - DxD: Matsuda?

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Chapter 133: Matsuda Is Hugging A Toilet? by Harem-Fan

I am currently on my honeymoon with Sona in the Underworld!

We are in that cool ass city floating in the sky, from the season 4 anime finale!

Agreas the large city that is located in the Agares territory, which is being maintained by the servants of the current Devil King Beelzebub.

It has a distinctive feature in which it appears to be a large floating island suspended in the sky.

A popular tourist resort, it's also one of the places that controls the flow of the air in the Underworld.

As the Underworld doesn't rotate like Earth, it doesn't have natural flows, and other means must be used to simulate it, like the fake moon.

The Sitri family wanted a smaller and less complicated wedding than what Rias and I had, and thankfully I was very happy about this development!

Sona however, being the smart woman she is, had us vanish before her Sister could get a hold of the two of us!

Since Tsubaki was going to have her own mini wedding in the future, Sona didn't let her Queen tag along on our honeymoon.

For safety however, Grayfia insisted she be our bodyguard as well as one of Tannin's sons.

Sadly, Grayfia failed to stop the assassination attempt against my life...

Inside a luxurious hotel, I was having a romantic meal with my new Wife Sona...

"Open wide, my Great Me, say ahhhhhh~♪ !"

Sona, wearing her wedding dress, was using chopsticks to feed me, while sitting in my lap.

It was very romantic and sexy, but...

I had been on guard for Sona wanting to cook supper for me, but I had personally witnessed the room-service deliver our meal, so my guard was lowered.

I was also sure the food was safe due to Grayfia inspecting all incoming food and drink while in Agreas, as I now have many enemies.

As Sona was pouring us red wine from her domain, she fed me the last piece of what I can only describe as steak.

Sona then wiped my mouth and hers, and said.

"Husband, after dessert, I want you to eat me up for dessert, fufu."

As she pulled over a covered plate of desserts, I held her waist and said.

"Sona, I feel like I am dreaming right now, and marrying you is very special in my heart, I love you... Oh, what is that?"

Chomp Crunch Crunch Gulp?! Suddenly, a heart shaped cookie was placed in my mouth, and as I chewed it, my Sacred Gear started to pulse, but I swallowed as Sona was going to kiss me...

Mwah~! As Sona had put the remaining cookie down and kissed me, my belly instantly hurt, and my tongue was feeling like I ate grease mixed with battery acid...

After my kiss, I asked shakily.

"D-Dear... W-What kind of dessert was that?"

Rumble~! A deep sound like a bass drum was heard from my stomach, as Sona confirmed what I thought.

"Oh, This morning I made love cookies for you. To show you I'm more than just an heiress, I got up early to make them. Serafall tried them and said I had my best work yet, did you like it, Husband?"

Rumble~! I nodded yes, and I lied, as I ran to the restroom...

Sona, seeing me dash, asked in confusion.

"Mat, did you get air sickness flying on the Dragon's back?!"

Blarhg

~! All she got from the bathroom was the sound of me vomiting out my internal organs in pain...

Unfortunately... 1 of my 3 days of honeymoon was spent in the bathroom hugging the thankfully clean toilet...

Thanks to my excited Wife wanting to make me love cookies, I was defeated!

This genius wasn't able to notice the poison she made me was her fault.

I was so ill I couldn't even cast [Restoration], and my regeneration couldn't keep up with the poison I ate.

Sona did stay with me to rub my back though, and say comforting things.

Every time I tried to talk, or eat to recover, the only thing that would come out of my mouth was vomit or crying...

However, the last 2 days with Sona were amazing...

She threw away her overly strict demeanor and was acting like a normal teenage girl in love.

We just played in the private pool and played lots of games of sexual babymaking twister!

As I lay in the bed holding the passed out Sona, I thought about what happened recently...

During my wedding with Sona, Azazel had another drinking-fest with me, but I kept it under control.

He made fun of me and gave me a high-five for dragging another woman into my wedding-night with Rias.

And sadly I can't deny his bragging to everyone else!

Rias is pissed at him though for bringing it up to everyone!

Just thank God he didn't know I had Venelana in with me also!

All of my other women now have a gold ring with a ruby engraved with the Gremory seal on it, but for Sona I made one with a sapphire with her house seal.

As I had pondered all of this, Grayfia entered our room with some bad news for Sona and I.

"Mat and Sona, sorry to bother you, but there is a problem in Japan, and they need you both."

And finally we reluctantly returned early, thanks to an attack from Loki on Odin's caravan of fun!

Fortunately none of our family were hurt, but we cut our honeymoon to just 3 days.

Loki, I will take out my anger on you!

Cute Sona is hard to come by...

So when we returned to my Kuoh Town home, we found out some rather interesting events had taken place!

The events seem familiar to me, but this isn't the anime anymore... Why?

Because we just got news that the Vali Team will be coming to assist us in the attack that Loki declared that he will invoke for Ragnarok when Odin makes peace...

When I got home it took me like a half hour to calm down all my girls.

They are happy I'm home, and worried about the Vali team coming.

So I had Sona call her Peerage over, so I could talk with everyone.

In the meantime I'm in my 6th floor VIP game room, and Grace is handing me a cocktail while I call a certain naughty kitty...

[Nyahaha~♪! Matsuda, this is early for our phone-sex time is it not~nya?]

I sigh and say to this playful woman.

"Sigh, Kuroka, it's never too early to call you, right? Actually, why did you not tell me your team was coming tomorrow?"

[Poops, who spoiled my surprise~nya?]

Wow she has black hair and is an airhead?

So I responded to her question with amusement.

"If this isn't a trick question, than Vali did when he asked the Grigori and Devil Kings to help us out?!"

[I told him to not let you know! I wanted to see how excited you would look if I pounced on you~nya?!]

"Oh, I'm definitely surprised! So what I want to ask while I'm alone is, "What is your real aim in helping us with Loki?"

Kuroka didn't say anything for a moment, thinking if she should be honest with me or hide their plan...

She is torn I can tell.

[Sigh, It is a secret so don't say anything... but Vali wants to catch Loki's puppy~nya....]

Although I know why Vali wanted Fenrir, I don't know when he will get it, so I figured I would see if kuroka would choose me or Vali...

Knowing this could ruin Vali's plan, her telling me this is a big deal.

So I say to Kuroka...

"Yes!"

[Nya? Yes to what Matsuda~nya?]

I smiled at her confusion.

"I happen to be looking for a black kitty to be my mate, well unless you got a better offer since that night in the park..."

[Really?! You will make babies with me~nya?]

She is definitely shocked, as she almost lost her nya there!

"Only if you're mating for life! But yes, if you want this Gremory Devil as your life partner, I will be very happy with the lazy kitty!"

I smile knowing she is a slob.

[Hey, you already knew what we were planning! And you tested me! That is sneaky~nya!]

I fuck with her a bit...

"Wow, being rejected by you Kuroka hurts more than I thought, sigh."

[No~nya, I'm not rejecting, I want your babies~nya!]

"Well, I guess I will have to get you all the latest game systems, so you can be a lazy slob that I have to pamper!"

I hide my laugh at her pouting I can hear over the call...

[It isn't fair~nya! You know so much about me, and I know only what my Sister tells me~nya! Will you hate me for being a lazy kitty~nya?]

"Youkai cat girls get a pass for being hot! So no, I'm accepting you knowing you will be a pain in my ass. I promised my Father to take care of you... So if you play games all day and make a mess, I will just clean up after my lazy cats! But ignoring our kids will be a deal breaker!"

She really will be a fire-starter and piss off everyone in my harem!

[Kuro said he wants tuna! And I want racing and fighting games! Oh

, And I want my own room... Oh, And I want lots of kimono~nya!]

I laugh thinking I bought a hot Devil Nekoshou for cheap!

I told her...

"Haha, Deal! Kuroka, my group is arriving and I need to relax them about your arrival... So I will take care of those requests of yours, and see you tomorrow... Bye~nya!"

I threw in the cat sounds and hung up before she could protest me picking on her!

Grace had the maids bring comfortable folding chairs for all the extra members, and everyone is filing in for this fast meeting...

Rias and Sona sit at my sides on the two person loveseat couch!

The Queens Grayfia, Akeno, and Tsubaki are behind us.

The other members of the 3 Peerages and the Angels sat to listen.

Rias asks me, seeing the magic circle call I had made end...

"Who was that?"

I just smile and say to the gathered members.

"My inside man of the Vali team that is coming tomorrow. I was confirming what I know!"

Sona asks me while pushing up her glasses.

"Really, who is that?"

I sigh and say...

"Sigh, Koneko's Sister, Kuroka! She and I have been in communication for a while now."

Rias went into freak mode, because she is technically a Khaos Brigade member...

"That terrorist woman you almost killed?! Why are you talking to her? She is a terrorist from the Khaos Brigade, Mat!"

Damn I knew she would be like this, so I told everyone firmly...

"Rias calm down... And all of you listen up! The Vali team is full of cocky bastards, but they aren't our enemy, in fact they are just good guys in the dark side of the world. Yes they are selfish and a pain in my ass, but I promise all of you they will help us fight Loki... Don't trust them, just trust me!"

Koneko walks up to me, and pinches my thigh, shocking everyone...

"Fuck that hurt, Koneko! Why would you pinch me?"

Koneko says in a flat voice, then impersonates Kuroka...

"She said... "That's for hanging up on me~nya!"

I just do a sweatdrop at the two sisters working together!

Then she leaps into my lap like she didn't just betray me!

Rias squints her eyes at me.

"So you're moonlighting with the enemy for benefits, huh?"

Oh~fuck everyone (Mat's harem) is glaring at me!

So to put out my backyard dumpster-fire, I said...

"Even your Brother the Devil King is working with them! So I have done nothing wrong! I am innocent here!"

Alright, even I don't believe me!

Koneko says to defend me...

"My Sister says, Mat is taking in a stray to give a good home. He is the worst! But thank you Mat..."

Rias and Sona speak with their eyes to one another, understanding I see things...