East China Sea, a wharf on the Bank of Qingpu river.

    "Ah! Why did you come first?"

    "What''s the matter? Can''t I come first?"

    "You can come first."

    The hidden camera records the conversation between brother Chao and the staff of the program team.

    Under the guidance of the staff, Chaoge boarded the yacht.

    Staff: "I didn''t recognize brother Chao just now."

    Deng Chao wore black framed glasses and was very proud: "I brought my own disguise."

    After taking his seat, Deng Chao looked left and right: "where are they?"

    Staff: "on the way."

    Soon, Chen Chichi arrived with Luhani and Li Tiezhu.

    Chen Chichi: "I played a game this morning, didn''t I?"

    Luhani: Yes, I also hurt my thigh. Didn''t you see me this afternoon? Didn''t I walk around

    Chen Chichi: "ah?"

    Luhani: "I haven''t played for a long time."

    Li Tiezhu: "I can pinch tendons. I''ll pinch them for you after dinner."

    "Does it hurt?"

    "Of course it hurts."

    "Forget it, I won''t pinch it."

    The party also got on the yacht, and the staff below said goodbye.

    Li Tiezhu was confused: "why do you say goodbye?"

    Chen Chichi also asked, "what''s the situation?"

    When the female staff saw Luhani, they teased: "Hey, come? It''s so white!"

    Luhani: "ha ha."

    The female staff saw Li Tiezhu: "it''s so dark! This is..."

    Luhani: "Li Tiezhu."

    Staff: "of course I know Li Tiezhu. Why did he come again?"

    Well, this is also brought by director Yan from the infinite challenge.

    Luhani: "we brought it over for dinner. We called the director on the way and he agreed."

    The three said hello to Deng Chao, and the four talked happily. Chen Chichi also raised her clothes to show her the pictures her daughter pasted to her.

    The director said, "when everyone arrives, serve them hot dishes."

    When it premiered half a month later, the barrage was very lively:

    "My God! Is this program too dog?"

    "Luhani is so white!"

    "The iron pillar is so black."

    "Iron pillar is the same as Luhani, with or without makeup."

    "Aren''t there three people? Why is there an iron pillar?"

    "Li Tiezhu seems to have come to rub rice."

    "Rubbed against the boat and drove away, laughing to death!"

    The staff took the four people to the upstairs restaurant. Luhani and Chen Chichi sat on one side, Li Tiezhu and Deng Chao sat on the other side, and the cheap director Yan Min sat alone and peeked at Li Tiezhu.

    The waiter is serving, and Luhani supports it every day:

    "Oh ~ wow..."

    Deng Chao patted Li Tiezhu: "when did you come? I don''t know why I saw you so kind!"

    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment: "maybe it''s because we all don''t look good. I don''t know which issue. I only know the one that advertised the dream · Three Kingdoms and the next one. It seems that the dream · Three Kingdoms gave the program group money and wants to do an issue about E-sports..."

    Chen Chichi and Luhani laughed. Deng Chao didn''t look good.

    Deng Chao smiled bitterly: "I was also a school grass. Hey! You and I don''t look good?"

    Li Tiezhu: "all the good-looking films have no box office. Fang Bo, Xu Shan and you, how high the box office is! Look at the two opposite, isn''t it good?"

    Deng Chao: "they are immortal!"

    Chen Chichi: "in fact, I''m also ugly."

    Luhani: "

    Deng Chaoshuang said, "tie Zhu, how are you talking? Why don''t you just start with the first phase and stay permanently."

    Opposite Chen Chichi nodded: "that''s right! This proposal is good! Tie Zhu''s variety sense is really born. Director?"

    Luhani: "three ha to four ha, no problem! Tianba dynamic Ba TUA combination vs national brother-in-law combination."

    Yan Min was silent and the old God was there.

    Li Tiezhu waved: "no, no! I still have very important things to do. Moreover, I have to go to the CCTV rehearsal for the Spring Festival Gala the day after tomorrow."

    Yan Minwei raised his eyebrows and wanted to run after getting on my thief ship? How can it be that easy?

    Luhani pretended to be sour: "Oh, yo, the big star of last Spring Festival Gala can''t afford to be provoked."

    Li Tiezhu''s passive skill was launched again: "brother, if you weren''t so angry, you should be able to get on if you didn''t suddenly grow into a round faced fat deer in Haidian District."

    Chen Chichi mercilessly mocked: "ha ha... Round face..."

    Deng Chao had a tacit understanding: "ha ha... Fat Deer..."

    Even slapped back.

    Luhani was stunned and said, "Tiezhu, are you helping me with the hot search? I think it''s necessary to call a round faced fat deer in the official recording!"

    Li Tiezhu nodded: "remember to invite me to dinner."

    Barrage:

    "Is the round faced fat deer in Haidian District OK?"

    "Serious brother is really good at nicknames."

    "Li Tiezhu hot search crazy magic real hammer, want to go up, no, who wants to go up."

    "The national brother-in-law is good."

    "They really don''t have make-up..."

    "Is this program so casual? It doesn''t matter if there are many people?"

    "Luhani is so fat! His face is round."

    Chen Chichi: "little deer, how are you fat? Look what it feels like to be fat."

    Luhani lifted his hair: "I don''t know. Suddenly the whole person was swollen! It was much easier to play football. It was crowded and passed. It''s not as useless as before."

    Chen Chichi also said, "me too. I''m very relaxed when playing basketball when I''m fat. I''m a bully under the basket!"

    Li Tiezhu: "it''s too fat to play basketball and it''s easy to sprain. Qin Tao is to play basketball three times and sprain twice."

    Chen Chichi vowed: "no way! With my skills and consciousness, I can''t sprain my foot. I''ll tell you! You also play basketball?"

    Li Tiezhu said, "the blue collar of the school team is specially responsible for rebounding, blocking and fouls."

    Chen Chichi: "have a duel another day."

    The food is almost ready for five people.

    Li Tiezhu is very attentive to eating. He savors every dish carefully, and then silently repeats the chef''s production method in his heart. Although he can''t completely do it, he also understands it. These dishes are very delicious. The chef has deep skills. Li Tiezhu has no clue about many dishes.

    Only delicious food can distract Li Tiezhu in front of the top priority of killing cats.

    I''m not in a hurry to kill the cat. When I have enough to eat and drink, I''ll save my energy and go back to my apartment

    Li Tiezhu picked up a piece of fish fillet, which was fresh and intoxicating.

    In fact, several of the people present were eating goods, led by Chen Chichi and Li Tiezhu. They ate very high skin. Unexpectedly, all these have been photographed by hidden cameras one by one.

    Chen Chichi ate and interacted with the staff outside: "come and eat together later!"

    Female staff member: "I like you best."

    Chen Chichi: "me? Have eyes."

    Luhani asked, "do you only like him?

    Female staff: "my daughter likes you."

    Luhani was very happy.

    The female staff member added: "my mother and my sister like Li Tiezhu."

    Chen Chichi and Luhani burst into laughter.

    Li Tiezhu bit the beef: "thank you!"

    After taking a few bites, the director got up and left. Before leaving, he patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder:

    "Are you the day after tomorrow, CCTV rehearsal on the afternoon of November 1?"

    Li Tiezhu nibbled at the seafood: "ang!"

    Yan Min paced away: "that''s no problem."

    Li Tiezhu continued to eat. Suddenly he felt something wrong, but he couldn''t remember what was wrong. His expression was a little strange.

    The camera caught Li Tiezhu''s silly expression and made a close-up. Later, it was accompanied by a few big characters:

    "There seems to be an ominous feeling."

    A whistle sounded.

    "Have you set sail?"

    "It must be, reversing the ship."

    "My first time as a yacht. Woo"

    "It''s a pity that Hani is a silly child who stays on the crew all day."

    "Eh? Is there a UAV?"

    Staff round the field: "UAV is shooting the air environment, shooting the air environment."

    The so-called empty space is the lens that no one appears on the camera, which is used for scene transition.

    Several people did not doubt that Chen Chichi also asked how long it would take for a lap and Luhani would take two hours.

    Li Tiezhu is very upset. Why are you still sailing? If you want to, wait until I get off the boat! I have to waste another two hours. I''m busy.

    Deng Chao suddenly smiled strangely and looked across the river: "look, look, ha ha ha''s logo is printed!"

    Chen Chichi and Luhani look around. Where is it?

    Li Tiezhu almost collapsed. Is this to start recording directly? He jumped up: "director, you come out! Let me go! If you come out and let me find it, I''ll kill you!"

    Deng Chao didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to be so fierce. He hurriedly said, "Hey, it''s easy to be cheated. I''ll cheat you."

    Chen Chichi and Luhani have a dull face.

    Li Tiezhu breathed a sigh of relief and sat down: "scare me. If I really start shooting directly, I''ll beat the director and fool me!"

    Deng Chao: "how can we start directly? The program team still has this integrity. Iron pillar, why are you so grumpy?"

    Li Tiezhu: "I, i... I have very important things to do tonight. He will directly take me away. I may really be out of control!"

    Deng Chao: "what''s very important?"

    Li Tiezhu snorted: "what... Don''t I take the college entrance examination next year? There is a set of Huanggang cat rolls waiting for me to do. I just bought them. I''m just ready! I''m just ready. I... I haven''t done such an advanced test paper yet..."

    Incoherent. It''s a secret scroll, not a cat scroll, Gan.

    Deng Chao was also silly: "look, what did the college entrance examination force the children into?"

    Barrage:

    "Huanggang secret roll? Li Tiezhu''s mouth is so nervous."

    "How much do you love learning?"

    "Deng Chao, do you think the program group has integrity?"

    "The people who come out of it don''t know how cruel the director of wutiao is. It''s normal."

    ……

    On the other side, guide Yan sat in a secret room and pushed the drooling Wang tie: "go and see if the guard door is locked."

    Wang tie went to see it and said, "it''s locked. Why, director, are you really afraid that Li Tiezhu will hit you?"

    Yan Dao: "be careful and drive for ten thousand years."

    Wang tie: "it''s not me, director. You''re really a dog this time. Even if you deceive them into getting on the boat, why don''t you let me have some? I haven''t got any water and rice yet..."

    When Yan Min didn''t hear it, he picked up the walkie talkie: "all departments are ready. The countdown is 20 minutes. After 20 minutes, the yacht sails out of Wusongkou."

    ……

    In the restaurant, Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani were guessing where to go tomorrow. They learned that it was the seafood city, and then they deviated while chatting, which turned into mutual slander.

    Chen Chichi looked at Li Tiezhu: "I''m with you. In this program, they will finally kneel down and beg me. When eating hot pot, they all have to turn back and ask me whether this is cooked or not. Can we eat it?"

    Li Tiezhu: "so stupid?"

    Then, the three people began to show off their new skills, wechat payment, Didi, unlocking bike sharing, etc. the life of the rich is so boring and boring.

    After a while, several people went to the yacht deck to see the scenery and take self photos.

    Li Tiezhu didn''t have such elegance. He sent a wechat to the cat in the corner with a melancholy face.

    Cat keeper: "sorry, it''s estimated that this meal will take more than an hour."

    Cat in captivity: "have you been drinking for so long? Why don''t I drive to pick you up?"

    "No, driving doesn''t work. It''s almost like sailing."

    "You eat on the yacht?"

    "Brother Chao is a treat for their program group. I knew I wouldn''t come. I''m so bored!"

    "You can''t get off the boat, can you? What if you just drive away?"

    "The program will not be recorded until tomorrow. It''s strictly directed."

    "Yan Min?! do you believe his words?"

    Li Tiezhu didn''t return the news. He hurried to brother Chao for confirmation. Brother Chao vowed: "it''s impossible. We didn''t even bring our assistant and makeup artist. We didn''t change our laundry. How can we start shooting directly?"

    The barrage was ridiculed again. Ridicule brother Chao''s credulity and Li Tiezhu''s madness.

    Li Tiezhu was worried and began to look for the trace of Yan Min, but he got nothing. The whole person seemed very irritable.

    Then he was even more confused.

    When he returned to the restaurant, the three were drinking champagne and chatting happily.

    Li Tiezhu sat down unhappily, and then his mobile phone rang. When he picked it up, it turned out to be Zhang xiaogerminating, and the content was even more wrong.

    He said, "no!"

    The three stopped to discuss and looked at Li Tiezhu: "why? Why is it wrong?"

    Li Tiezhu: "sent me a message, take care, brother! Just these four words."

    Deng Chao nibbled at the duck''s feet: "who?"

    Li Tiezhu: "my agent."

    Luhani was a little confused: "hahaha... Ah?"

    Chen Chichi stared and took out his mobile phone: "mine is coming, too. Three words... Take care, brother!"

    Luhani: "what do you mean take care?"

    Crackling, banging

    Strange sounds came from all directions. A group of staff poured in, some carrying tripods, some carrying cameras, and some holding recording equipment

    Even the table board on the top of the wooden cabinet next to the dining table stood up slowly, and it turned out to be a display screen.

    Luhani was stunned: "is it so arrogant?"

    Chen Chichi laughs wildly: "hehe, geese..."

    Deng Chao smiled bitterly all the way.

    Li Tiezhu began to look for weapons and finally got a handy champagne bottle with half a bottle of champagne in it.

    Luhani: "brother Chao... Stiff."

    Chen Chichi kept the action of sandwiching vegetables: "brother Tiezhu, weapons are ready. Ha ha ha!"

    The display is on. Inside are Yan Dao and Wang tie.

    Director Yan: "can you hear me now?"

    Deng Chao: "too hasty?"

    Luhani: what do you mean

    Li Tiezhu: "where are you? I came to talk to you!"

    Chen Chichi ate silently and was surprised by some delicious food.

    Director Yan: "Oh, I can hear you. It''s like this... Let''s go."

    Deng Chao was at a loss: "who''s gone?"

    Chen Chichi lost all his chopsticks and looked at Luhani with a wry smile: "God, there''s no light nearby."

    Li Tiezhu pointed to the display screen: "how many meanings? What does it mean to leave?"

    Yan Dao: "out of Wusongkou, we are going in the direction of travel."

    Li Tiezhu was stunned. I came here for a meal. Why did I leave? I don''t want to travel with you. I want to go home and feed the cat!

    Li Tiezhu smiled stiffly and really ignited: "Yan guide you out, either let me beat you up, or I jump out of the boat."