Earthy Superstar
Chapter 59
The Shuangqing noodle shop has average business and there are not many people around.
However, when Li Tiezhu sat on Xiao Yueyue and made a phone call, he didn''t know where to drill out a lot of people. There was a vast area of black, at least twenty or thirty.
"Oh! And associates?"
Li Tiezhu stood up and was not afraid. Let''s go together! Can''t I beat Li Tiezhu and run?
"Little brother, are you all right? Why did you beat Xiao Yue?"
"Are you crazy?"
"Mr. Yue, are you all right?"
"Oh, I''ll go. Isn''t this serious brother? It''s you!"
"Mr. Li Tiezhu?"
A group of people are shouting and carrying strange equipment, which makes Li Tiezhu headache. However, it doesn''t look like a criminal gang.
After a long time, Li Tiezhu realized that he was recording variety shows. It seems that he is stupid again.
He said to teacher Yue, "teacher Yue, isn''t it? Look at you. I didn''t make it clear. I thought I met a robber. Besides, you don''t look like a good man. We''re responsible for it."
Xiao Yue grinned in pain and couldn''t speak at all.
A cameraman nearby said, "teacher Tiezhu, don''t you know Xiao Yueyue? A well-known crosstalk actor! It''s very hot."
Li Tiezhu: "serious people, who says crosstalk. Fire, my brother Xiao zhenhuo?"
Cameraman: "
Not to mention, that''s really better than Xiao zhenhuo!
Xiao Yueyue, it''s contagious, you know?
"I said brother, how can I say I''m also your fan? Do you deserve it? It hurts me! I''m so stupid! I didn''t recognize your serious brother at first sight, but you don''t have to throw me over the shoulder! How can I be bullied everywhere today! My brothers chased me and beat me even my idols..."
Xiao Yue covered his face and sold cheap, but he couldn''t hide the joy of encountering a favorite singer, and his eyes couldn''t help shining.
Li Tiezhu is as poor and talented as he is. Little Yueyue thief likes his songs. Seeing Li Tiezhu, Xiao Yueyue seemed to see his way.
Li Tiezhu took half a beat slowly, but also wanted to understand. He apologized:
"Are you okay? It''s rare to see such an ugly star. I''m sorry. In addition, I have experience in clumsy eyes. I''m also blind. It''s all caused by low IQ."
Xiao Yue is confused. Do you mean crosstalk or do I mean crosstalk? How can you say that?
Am I ugly?
Well, let''s change the subject. Face blindness has something to do with IQ!
"Brother! I voted for you last time, not just myself. My master, my teacher''s mother, teacher donkey Qian, President and Princess Yunde... I''ll vote for you whenever I can find a relationship. As a result, when I met a real person for the first time, you... Threw me seven dizzies and eight elements? Isn''t this justice? I''m your iron powder! Yingying..."
Xiao Yue pretended to sob.
Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "I''m really sorry!"
Xiao Yue punched Li Tiezhu on the chest, twisted his waist and swayed his hips: "I''m sorry. It''s over? Heartless man! You have to be responsible for others! I''m full of fighting spirit, but you hurt me. I lost the program this time. I could have won with my intelligence."
Li Tiezhu: "do you... Have any misunderstanding about your IQ?"
Xiao Yueyue didn''t hold back. He looked up at the sky and shouted, "poof... Master! Take away this evil barrier! With him, Yunde society is very popular! My God! He is worthy of being my idol."
Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter? I can''t lie and offend you."
Xiao Yueyue: "this sentence is even more offensive! I''m... like this! Idol! You''re my idol. I like your song, and then you beat me up. Isn''t that fastidious? You have to be responsible. Next, will you record the program with me? OK? Help me win! If you win, I''ll forgive you, OK?"
Li Tiezhu: "this..."
A group of staff are also confused. Is this appropriate? Would you like to give me some money? Does the director agree?
Xiaoyue said to the crowd, "do you have rules for unlimited challenges? That''s it."
Then he put his arm around Li Tiezhu''s shoulder and went to the corner. Basically, if you beat someone, you should be responsible to the end, or you will give up all the time.
When it comes to this, Li Tiezhu is really embarrassed to refuse Xiao Yue.
"Is this program a recording?"
"Of course."
"Others don''t know which day it was recorded?"
"Ang."
"Well, if the cat doesn''t know, it''s no problem."
"Cat? What cat?"
Xiao Yueyue thinks idols are a little strange. What kind of cat are big men afraid of? It doesn''t matter. Just promise to help me. Hey hey, I have a serious brother. See who can bully me!
The staff called to communicate with the director. Director Yan was also immoral. He was approved immediately.
So Xiao Yueyue gave the box to Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu put the two boxes into his big backpack and continued to eat noodles. He also added a little vinegar to make it taste better.
Then
Sun Lei and Fang Bo rushed over. Without saying a word, they pressed Xiao Yue, who had not had time to escape, and began to search.
"Brother! Brothers! That box is so big, how can I hide?"
Xiao Yue is going crazy. Is this a body search? This is tickling!
"Zhou Yu, hand over the remnant of the dress belt imperial edict! Spare you not to die!"
Fang Bo shouted.
Sun Lei went up and down: "stop yelling and scratch him. If he doesn''t give it, he''ll scratch him to death."
Xiao Yue was crying, "bandit!"
Sun Lei: "Hey, hey! I''m a bandit. Why? Search him. Maybe he lost the box and put the fragments in his pocket, just like us."
Xiaoyue was surprised: "what? Can the fragments be taken out of the box? Can the box be discarded? The program team didn''t say."
Sun Lei continues to search, and Xiaonei doesn''t want to let go.
Fang Bo was more civilized. He squatted aside and said, "Xiao Yueyue, don''t say that my brother doesn''t take care of you! Give us the fragments and we''ll keep you alive. Otherwise, we''ll rob you of your fragments and don''t take you with us. You''ll just go out! Think it over."
Sun Lei''s evil hands spread on Xiao Yueyue. Xiao Yueyue laughed and burst into tears. Who can bear it? You old people in the program group don''t talk about martial arts!
Then don''t blame me for breaking the rules.
Xiao Yue shouted, "idol, save me!"
Sun Lei scratched Xiao Yueyue and joked, "who is your idol? Huang Sanshi? He has to give up when he meets us. You know? I! Infinite Yan Wang. Fang Bo! Qingdao xiaozhuge. Strong and strong together, no one can save you."
Fang Bo watched the play: "Xiao Yueyue, you have to call the master at this time. I''m not sure. Teacher Guo fell from the sky on a pig, ha ha!"
Xiao Yueyue: "don''t slander my master. The pig is so tall that he can''t ride it."
Li Tiezhu also finished his noodles, went to scan the yard to pay, and then opened his backpack to have a look. In addition to the box and clothes, there was a bandage stuffed by the cat for the wound on Li Tiezhu''s back.
Wiping his mouth with a paper towel, Li Tiezhu took out the bandage and walked towards the two stars he often saw on TV.
Without him, only hands are familiar.