Earthy Superstar
Chapter 743
In fact, Li Tiezhu is only busy in the two programs "mushroom house" and "Oh Huo primitive man". Other programs are also very leisurely, leisurely against people, leisurely copying songs.
Although ha, farmer is very similar to mushroom house, Li Tiezhu''s feeling in the program is very different.
To go to the mushroom house is to go to relatives'' houses. It''s impolite not to work. Coming to ha ha''s house is more like inspecting their work. It''s not good to intervene casually.
After all... The four of them are more like coming to the deformer.
After being torn apart by Yang Feiyue, Jin he''an and Wu Litao came out of the kitchen to chop firewood. They had a tacit understanding.
Li Tiezhu couldn''t bear to look straight at him.
Jin he''an was OK. He split a piece of firewood five times.
Wu Litao was very empty. After a click, the firewood was intact.
I can''t see the barrage anymore:
"Isn''t that funny?"
"Jin he''an has great strength."
"Jin Hean, go to the real man."
"Wu Litao changed Xiao Jin."
"Tao Tao''s strength is too small. He''s not as strong as a girl."
"Call Peng Yuchang. Come and chop firewood."
"Low configuration mushroom house is visual."
"Ha ha, that''s stupid..."
Wu Litao failed to chop firewood again, so he had to call outside for help: "master, this firewood can''t be split."
Jin he''an said, "it''s hard to split it. It''s too tired."
Li Tiezhu put the leftover dog on the ground, came over, took the axe, looked at it, and said to Wu Litao, "are you mentally retarded? How long have you not used this axe? I don''t know how to grind it?"
Wu Litao: "it turned out that the axe was blunt. I said that with my natural power, I could chop..."
Touch!
Li Tiezhu held the axe in one hand, and the knife fell in his hand. The firewood was crisp and divided into two.
Wu Litao: "... Don''t open..."
Too easy.
Jin he''an stared and said, "how, how did you do it?"
Li Tiezhu put the split half of the firewood again and fell with his knife again: "great efforts produce miracles."
Wu Litao: "thank you, master. I''ll make a fire."
Li Tiezhu said, "stop and watch."
Wu Litao: "Oh."
Laziness fails.
I saw that Li Tiezhu was not like them standing with both hands chopping firewood, but squatting on the ground, putting firewood in one hand and chopping in the other, fast and accurate. Cut the firewood into small pieces of wood thick and thin, and Li Tiezhu stopped.
Barrage:
"It is not difficult for those who can, but not for those who are difficult."
"The way of chopping firewood in the mushroom house is wrong!"
"Li Tiezhu is too efficient."
"After all, he is a serious brother who dares to create" Oh Huo primitive man. "
"It looks too easy."
After cutting a piece of wood with a thick bowl into about ten pieces of wood, Li Tiezhu said to Wu Litao, "see? It''s fine enough. Can you do it?"
Wu Litao and Jin he''an shook their heads together.
Li Tiezhu picked up another piece of firewood and said, "you don''t have much strength. I''ll teach you a labor-saving way. Cut it in with two knives, one knife, and the second knife will take the firewood up and cut it down."
Ka ~
The firewood separated easily.
"Oh!"
Suddenly, Jin he''an listened to the class. It turned out that firewood cutting was also learned.
Return the axe to them, and Li Tiezhu goes to the kitchen.
Jin he''an and Wu Litao discuss with each other and start chopping firewood. They look a little like each other.
Over there, Zhen Nailiang is still making a fire, tirelessly.
The lighter pointed at a thin piece of wood.
Five seconds, ten seconds, thirty seconds... Zhen Nailiang didn''t move away until the lighter was hot. Then, he looked at the small flame on the wooden strip and went out in despair.
Yang Feiyue is also silently looking at brother Liang and spreading his hand to Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu asked, "has he always been so brave?"
Yang Feiyue: "my eldest brother is super brave!"
Zhen Nailiang raised his head: "what''s the matter? What''s the problem?"
Li Tiezhu doesn''t want to talk, which is too anti wisdom.
Yang Feiyue also continued to wash dishes and dishes. She was so frank that she couldn''t organize language.
Zhen Nailiang: "I don''t believe it. The play can be performed. Can''t even fire be produced?"
Yang Feiyue: "roar ~"
Zhen Nailiang: "what I say today, I want to make this fire. It''s about my personal honor. I bet on my dignity!"
Li Tiezhu said, "brother, I want to bet on something you have."
Zhen Nailiang: "
Barrage:
"Brother Liang... You light a fire with firewood?"
"This kind of large stove ignition is very skillful."
"Mao skill! It''s an IQ problem."
"Can the big wooden bar light?"
Brother Liang learned to be smart by lighting non combustible sticks. He first lit a handful of hay and then stuffed firewood into it, but he failed.
Without a word, Li Tiezhu turned and left. He went to the roadside to pick up dry branches.
A few minutes later, thick smoke billowed over the clouds.
The whole villa was choked by smoke.
Yang Feiyue: "brother Liang, don''t burn too much. You haven''t started cooking yet."
Zhen Nailiang: "the key is that there is no fire!"
Yang Feiyue: "where''s the fire? It''s been half an hour..."
Zhen Nailiang: "there is no fire, only smoke. The children next door choked and cried."
After struggling again, Zhen Nailiang gave up. He was willing to admit defeat, put down his dignity and asked for help:
"Feiyue, come and help me. The fire can''t start."
Yang Feiyue rolled up his sleeves and came over.
"You put so much hay?"
"How much should I put?"
"Give me the lighter."
"Here you are."
Zhen Nailiang is like a pupil. He is very clever. After all, he is used to being beaten in the face when he goes to any program.
Yang Feiyue lit the fire, but it was not enough to ignite the firewood: "I need branches!"
Then he went out.
"I picked up some, enough."
Li Tiezhu came in with some dry branches and handed them to Yang Feiyue.
Yang Feiyue ran back to the kitchen and broke the branches with his legs. He was too skilled. He soon lit the stove and the firewood burned.
Zhen Nailiang exclaimed, "Oh! Great, you''re great."
Yang Feiyue had no waves in his heart: "hay can only ignite a fire. It needs some fire-resistant branches to burn continuously in order to ignite the firewood."
Li Tiezhu said, "this stove has been useless for too long. The chimney is a little blocked. I''ll get it for you tomorrow."
Barrage:
"Koi sister survival skills full score."
"Sure enough, it''s a rural child."
"It hurts to be skilled..."
"Sister Feiyue, this is a belt three. It''s not easy."
"I feel that the other three are giant babies who can''t do anything."
"Yang Feiyue can light it because... She''s a fire."
"Li Tiezhu is also angry. They are the only ones who can live in this room."
"Sure enough, it is the hope of the whole village."
"Li Tiezhu has no desire to do it at all. Is this too different?"
"Serious brother: I''m here to enjoy happiness. I''m waiting for the disciples to be filial to me."
"Your apprentice will be filial to you!"
Then, Jin he''an was the first to cook. His method was too dark to describe.
If you have to describe it, it''s like shit.
It seems that there are eggs, mushrooms and what else
Yang Feiyue was crazy and couldn''t bear it, but he was not too familiar on the first day and couldn''t lift the pot. He grabbed Li Tiezhu''s sleeve and threw it wildly: "master! I feel that my next life is full of darkness..."
Li Tiezhu: "leap, be optimistic! Trust your teammates."
Jin he installed the black paste and came over: "brother Zhu, do you smell it?"
Li Tiezhu: "well, fragrant... Vomit ~"
Jin he''an looked forward and said, "brother Zhu, come and have a taste."
Li Tiezhu: "brother Liang, you taste it. You''re old."
Zhen Nailiang came over with a guilty heart: "if one day I go..."
Li Tiezhu: "we will bury you on the hill."
Yang Feiyue: "next year, the mountains will be full of red umbrellas, red umbrellas and white rods..."
The joke was a joke. Zhen Nailiang tasted it and didn''t die. He said, "who else has food? Wu Litao has one... Who, tie Zhu, get two, three or four. I don''t dislike that the second brother is terrible. I mainly want you to show your hand."
Say what you want!
Li Tiezhu: "
As I said long ago, Li Tiezhu can stew soup and fry ducks. So far, he hasn''t started. The main reason is that it''s still early and the sun is still very big. Let them toss around and shoot more materials for the program group. As an old variety artist, Li Tiezhu knows how to grasp the rhythm.
Moreover, Li Tiezhu never steals the play. If he steals the play, there will be no scenes for others.
Then let''s say that the pot of boiling water that Jin he''an burned is not used to shed duck feathers?
Yang Feiyue picked up the kitchen knife and looked at Li Tiezhu: "master!"
Li Tiezhu: "go!"
Then they walked out of the kitchen and had a tacit understanding.
Wu Litao shouted in the back, "Why are you going?"
Yang Feiyue: "kill the duck, shall we go together?"
Wu Litao''s hand trembled a little: "no, no, I have to chop firewood."
Gaga, Gaga
Wu Litao stopped chopping firewood and hurriedly hid in the kitchen. He was always timid: "is it OK to kill ducks openly on the program?"
Zhen Nailiang said, "where did you kill the ducks? They went to thaw the ducks in the refrigerator."
Wu Litao: "
Jin he''an said, "I remember they killed chicken and fish, loach and eel in the mushroom house. It''s nothing. The program team will cut it off!"
Wu Litao was speechless and could only start cooking braised meat. He did. It was the scream of ducks outside that made him tremble a little, so that he always shook his hands when putting seasonings.
Ten minutes later, Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue came in with a naked duck, an old duck and a young duck.
Experts always come out at the end.
When everyone finished their own dishes, Li Tiezhu began to stew sour radish and old duck soup on a small stove, Yang Feiyue chopped the duck, cut ginger and pepper, and Li Tiezhu began to fry ginger and duck.
As soon as Li Tiezhu made a move, the program immediately changed from a disaster film to a food blockbuster.
Zhen Nailiang, Wu Litao and Jin he''an saluted next to each other, and the saliva was about to flow out.
Jin he''an said, "fortunately, there are iron pillars, otherwise we have nothing to eat tonight."
Zhen Nailiang: "seriously, the arrival of Tiezhu today makes us very happy!"
Wu Litao: "and me."
Zhen Nailiang said, "don''t make trouble, go and burn a fire."
Li Tiezhu also saw that Yang Feiyue was reliable among these people, and others came to make trouble. However, Wang Fang can also cook. After all, he is a Sichuan Chongqing doll. If Wang Fang is replaced by Wu Litao, Yang Feiyue will go crazy.