Earthy Superstar
Chapter 808
Zhao Liya smiled on her hips, then clapped hands with Chen Chichi, and then with Nie Yao and Li Tiezhu. Even Oh Huo was forced to clap hands. She looked at the donkey under the tree house... Forget it, don''t be too high-profile.
Barrage:
"Yaya, good!"
"Zhao Liya is smart since she was young."
"Wang Yimeng is forced, ha ha..."
"One Chen Chichi, one Zhao Liya, the director is dead."
"Doesn''t it mean that takeout can be delivered anywhere?"
"Do you really believe it?"
"Several people are greedy and flustered. They even go to camel takeout with donkeys..."
"Donkey: are you polite?"
Wang Zhengyu said, "I''d like to add that there are only two opportunities to order takeout. You buy once and only have one left."
Chen Chichi laughed: "it doesn''t matter! I can eat and drink well tomorrow!"
Li Tiezhu: "serious people who order takeout every day? It''s a waste of money. We''ll do it again in the last phase. That''s enough."
Nie Yao: "yes! In the last phase, we invite the whole village to dinner."
Li Tiezhu: "it''s impossible! Brother Yao, do you know how many people there are in the whole village?"
Nie Yao: "well... Cut it off when I didn''t say."
Zhao Liya was silent. Even when she went to brother Yao''s hot spot to browse the menus of less than ten restaurants in the town, her saliva was about to flow out.
She is a real gourmet. When she was in Shudu, she used to ride her own small Suke electric car all over the city to find delicious food.
Weiwei duck''s skull in the teahouse, Shuangliu''s mother''s rabbit head, Baijia Feichang powder, string incense in Yulin, sad jelly in Kuanzhai alley, and cooking in the commune opposite the garden of Sichuan University. Once she ran to Jianyang for a qualified mutton soup.
Wang Zhengyu told them to abide by the program rules, but no one listened to him. They all surrounded Zhao Liya and began to discuss what to order tomorrow.
That night, Chen Chichi slept in the tree house.
The next morning, Chen Chichi climbed down from the tree house with a chicken nest hairstyle and rubbed her eyes.
Li Tiezhu looked at the red sun Baba in the East, took out his mobile phone, looked at the time, and said, "brother Chichi, are you having a nightmare? Why did you wake up so early today? It''s not like your style!"
Chen Chichi yawned: "the smell of donkey urine is too strong... Spicy eyes. I recommend plum eggs to experience here!"
It''s impossible. Li Tiezhu won''t invite that fool at all.
Li Tiezhu: "ha ha ha ha..."
Tree House Feng Shui is really great!
Nie Yao said, "iron pillar, let''s let all our guests live in the tree house in the future? This can exercise them to go to bed and get up early without delaying their work."
Li Tiezhu nodded: "brother Yao is still thoughtful!"
Chen Chichi looked at Nie Yao speechless: "elder martial brother, you have learned bad from Li Tiezhu..."
Nie Yao: "iron pillar has opened up my two veins of Ren Du!"
Zhao Liya said to Chen Chichi, "thank you, brother. I also said that the tree house will be a girls'' dormitory in the future. Since Feng Shui is so good, it''s better to be a guest dormitory! I continue to live in the duck driver''s cabin. It''s very cool."
Barrage:
"Ha ha ha..."
"I said why Chen Chichi suddenly got up so early!"
"Donkey: Chichi, don''t be afraid. I wake you up on time every morning."
"Nie Yao is also bad!"
"So is Zhao Liya."
"I''m afraid you don''t have any misunderstanding about Zhao Liya. She still needs to get worse?"
"Lengba: Yaya is the little devil."
A group of people were eating cabbage buns. The director came to announce today''s task.
There are two tasks. One is to continue to upgrade the primitive home, separate male and female students'' dormitories, and reward 3 points. The second is to clean four poverty alleviation resettlement houses at the entrance of the village and reward 8 points. Only when they are completed can they get points.
Li Tiezhu put two steamed stuffed buns in his mouth and raised his hand: "director, does the program team send cleaning tools?"
Wang Zhengyu: "hair! There are brooms, shovels, mops, rags, buckets..."
Li Tiezhu asked again, "do you want it back?"
Wang Zhengyu: "
There''s no way. The primitive home lacks everything.
Although this season they will not build this place into a beautiful villa like last season, but experience poverty with the simplest and simplest way of life, and try their best to participate in and help the cause of poverty alleviation, but... There is no rag, which is really a little miserable.
Li Tiezhu wanted to contribute his underwear as a rag, but Zhao Liya refused.
Nie Yao said: "of course, tools should be returned. However, tools are easy to be damaged and lost..."
Zhao Liya said: "indeed, we may lose some tools, and then suddenly pick up some tools in a very magical place in a few days. Life is so wonderful! Director, don''t pay for things?"
Chen Chichi: "ha ha ha..."
Wang Zhengyu said, "forget it! You don''t have to pay it back. Take it back after you use it."
Li Tiezhu said, "do you have a vacuum cleaner? Floor sweeping robots are OK."
Wang Zhengyu: "almost. Do you have electricity?"
Li Tiezhu said, "do you have a generator?"
Wang Zhengyu turned and left, leaving only the staff and cameramen. How can these artists be more difficult than Huang Sanshi? Huang Pang is at least a person!
As soon as the director left, brother Shu came. However, he came a little slowly. After all, brother Shu has bad legs and feet recently.
After walking for about 20 minutes, brother Shu finally came to the bamboo shed from the other end of the path, followed by a black and thin woman with her hands on her back.
Also... The Department is wrong.
Women only have black hands, black neck, black ears, and white face.
The powder coating is too thick and uneven. I painted eyebrows asymmetrically. I painted lipstick. It''s very red. He also wears a pair of gold earrings on his ears. They are real gold.
Right!
Today is her wedding anniversary with brother Shu. It''s time to be grand.
A woman''s left eye is a false eye and won''t turn.
The crowd immediately greeted brother Shu warmly.
"Brother tree!"
"Good morning, brother tree!"
"Have you eaten? Come and eat steamed stuffed buns."
"Please sit down."
"Wang ~"
The tree elder brother smiled very brightly, dragged the woman behind him and said, "this is the melon mother, called Wang Dagang. I''m iron. She''s steel. I don''t want to panic all day!"
Chen Chichi bowed: "Hello, sister-in-law!"
Nie Yao, unlike Chen Chichi, smiled and said, "sit down, sit down and eat."
Brother Shu said to Wang Dagang, "shout! I''ll teach you in the house?"
Wang Dagang pinched and said, "good touch spirit..."
Zhao Liya Fang, ah, this
Chen Chichi: "touch the spirit, touch the spirit, everyone touch the spirit. Sit down and touch the spirit, ya ya, get a steamed stuffed bun for your sister-in-law."
Brother Shu asked Wang Dagang to sit down: "eat. They are all our own people. Zhu''er and I are brothers. What are you polite? These three big stars, who are also your brother Shu''s friends, come to us. Of course I want to cover them..."
The cameraman pointed the lens at Wang Dagang who didn''t eat steamed stuffed buns. Wang Dagang''s eyes had no focus. He slowly turned his body like a sloth and avoided the lens. Squinting at the camera, he quickly turned his head away and pretended to enjoy the scenery.
Brother Shu was as diligent as ever. He came to the tree house with a crutch, looked at the structure and said, "living here... I have to wake up by donkey urine?"
Chen Chichi choked on the steamed stuffed bun: "cough... Brother Shu has good eyesight!"
Brother tree said, "it''s OK to block up your nose when you sleep at night."
Chen Chichi was shocked: "smart! Why didn''t I think of it? Wear another eye mask... Perfect!"
Nie Yao coughed and suggested that Chen Chichi should not satirize brother Shu.
Brother Shu smiled modestly and raised his hand to pat the ass.
Pop!
"Angsi (hooligan)..."
The donkey kicked his son and kicked him on the waist of brother Shu.
Bang——
"Hum..."
Brother Shu leaned back, staggered on one leg for a few steps, and finally stood firm in an independent posture, slightly elegant.
The four artists were stunned.
Wang Dagang is still enjoying the scenery.
Brother Shu smiled awkwardly and stroked his hair: "this Sao La (Beast) is a little... Shy, and his ass can''t be touched."
"Ang..."
The donkey darted back and wanted to kick again. However, it was tied by a rope and couldn''t reach it.
The tree elder brother was frightened and jumped for a few steps. He said with a trembling smile: "the donkey... Shy. The tree elder brother is a decent man. I don''t care about you!"
It''s worthy of my tree brother. He even counsels so righteously.
Everyone saw that when brother Shu came back with a crutch, his one leg was shaking.
This time, even Nie Yao couldn''t bear it. He laughed with Chen Chichi.
Li Tiezhu took the lead in eating, went back to the house, took out the donkey hooves and square nails given by brother Shu, and went to the simple kitchen to get a kitchen knife.
"Brother Yao..."
"Open, open."
"No, I don''t surf the Internet. I mean, the kitchen knife you brought is wide. It cuts bamboo and scrapes bark. It hasn''t become dull yet."
"More than 800, what do you think?"
So Li Tiezhu took a kitchen knife worth more than 800 and went to the tractor. The donkey was frightened and screamed.
Li Tiezhu took it out, tied his stomach to a pine tree and comforted the donkey: "don''t be afraid! Don''t be afraid of the tractor! It''s not to kill you, it''s to wear shoes for you."
Brother tree acts as a technical consultant.
Li Tiezhu picked up one of the donkey''s hind legs, held it in his arms and cut the cuticle on the hoof with a kitchen knife.
Hoofed animals have a magical structure. They walk not with their feet, but with their fingers, or nails.
The hooves of cattle, sheep, horses and donkeys are actually nails. The difference is that most hoofed animals have two nails, while horses, mules and donkeys walk with only one nail, and the others degenerate.
Li Tiezhu nailed horseshoes to horses and mules when he was a child, but he didn''t nail donkey paws. The principle is the same. I haven''t practiced for a long time. Li Tiezhu is a little rusty. Fortunately, brother Shu has on-site guidance.
"Flatten, flatten, the steel fire of this knife is good..."
"Don''t nail the donkey''s hooves. First cut all four hoofs to see if the height is appropriate."
"Hey! The hind legs are a little higher again. Cut them more."
"Take it out for a while, you can..."
"Nail! The nail tilts a little, and then tilts a little, right, right!"
Donkey hooves are no different from horseshoes except small ones. They are Ω shaped, with three nail holes on the left and right.
The square head nail looks like a tadpole, but the skull is a cube. The head is big, the nail body is small, and the texture is also very soft. It is nailed obliquely into the donkey''s hoof from the nail hole, and then drilled out of the horny layer of the donkey''s hoof on the side.
Then hammer and bend the tip of the drilled iron nail against the donkey''s hoof, so that the six nails can perfectly fix the donkey''s hoof. The donkey''s hoof iron can protect the donkey''s hoof from sharp stones, and the six square head nails have anti-skid effect.
This is the popular horseshoe equipment in Southwest China, especially suitable for mountainous areas.
Brother Shu is very familiar with nailing horseshoes. Before his skull was injured, he raised two horses and a mule and took good care of them.