The pheasant was ridiculed by the barrage:

    "Ha ha ha..."

    "How dare you give such a big bag to your son?"

    "Brother pheasant is really wrong!"

    "It''s pathetic to climb with shit."

    "Lying trough! Fully electrified? What immortal luck is this?"

    "With his own efforts, he changed the poverty and backwardness of the primitive family."

    "European gas full of little cute."

    "Poof... Two potatoes."

    "Brother pheasant is really more lucky than his face!"

    "Stupid enemy, I believe it, hahaha..."

    "The mockery from the eldest filial son is the most fatal!"

    The pheasant pressed the dark green cap, and his face was speechless. I especially believe in the light of a feather. Only your godfather''s silly fork is only in his twenties. He still looks at bump man. However, his IQ EQ is no different from that of a child. Sometimes he lacks smoking and sometimes he stays cute.

    Crawling with excrement laughed, and his eyes were like curved crescent moons. He was very cute. The pheasant couldn''t get angry if he wanted to be angry.

    Soon, they came to the bamboo shed.

    Li Tiezhu is wrapping leaf Baba, which is cut in Shanwan, and glutinous rice flour and other ingredients are bought with points. Zhao Liya and Nie Yao are also learning to wrap leaf Baba. This thing is also called pig Baba, because it is a meat filled glutinous rice dumpling held by the Baba leaf, which looks like a white and fat pig.

    To this end, Nie Yao was also sour: "just to make this leaf cake, I spent seven points. Then I wanted pickled cabbage fish last time, only five points. Why are you so stingy?"

    Li Tiezhu: "you''re not my son! If you call me dad, I''ll buy it for you!"

    Nie Yao: "

    Well, that makes sense! Or am I wrong?

    Zhao Liya''s belly black rabbit hit the fire again: "brother Yao, call! Call one and let him make pickled fish for you."

    Nie Yao glared at Zhao Liya and took out his mobile phone to turn off the hot spot.

    Zhao Liya quickly confessed: "OK, OK! I''m not kidding. Please do me a favor, brother Yao. Don''t turn off the hot spot. I''m still in the movies..."

    Nie Yao: "old Nie doesn''t get angry. Do you really treat me as a WiFi tool?"

    Zhao Liya: "no, absolutely not. Then what... Here comes the dog with shit and his father!"

    Li Tiezhu rubbed his hand on Nie Yao and greeted him with a smile. He ran over two ridges, picked up the dung, took down his schoolbag and threw it to brother pheasant.

    "So heavy? Is that your bag?"

    "Yes. Crawling with shit loves me and says he wants to help me share..."

    "When I was a child, my father never let me carry heavy things. He also carried me. How did you become a father?"

    "Er..."

    Brother pheasant feels very innocent. When I was a child, my father never carried me back, beat me and tied me with a latte chain.

    He kissed Li Tiezhu''s face, smiled and called godfather, and then began to mutter. There was no clue. For a while, he said that the foolish enemy stole his pizza, for a while, he said that his mother was pregnant with a baby, and for a while, he said that his aunt in the kindergarten liked to pinch his nose

    He will be in grade one next year. It''s difficult to think of playing after school. Therefore, Li Tiezhu invited him and brother pheasant to come here.

    These are the two guests personally invited by Li Tiezhu, so he knows who is coming this time.

    Suddenly, crawling with excrement said to Li Tiezhu, "godfather, my mommy quarreled with me again."

    Pheasant: Hello

    Li Tiezhu: "why quarrel?"

    "My mommy said that he farted when he slept with her."

    Pheasant: "

    Li Tiezhu: "ha ha ha ha ha!"

    "Godfather, do you fart when you sleep?"

    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I usually don''t let go unless I can''t help it."

    Then you sleep with my mommy and let the stupid enemy sleep with me. I''m not afraid of the stupid enemy farting, because I can fart too! Ha ha

    Pheasant: "hello? Are you in Hong Kong?"

    Clip excrement to climb son: "foolish enemy, want to talk about ordinary hair."

    Pheasant: "

    Li Tiezhu kissed his son again. His son is so fucking filial!

    He said, "what''s your hurry? Children''s words are not taboo. I won''t really sleep with sister Cai... What''s the point? Didn''t you hear?"

    The pheasant said, "the point is, my son let you sleep with my wife!"

    Crawling with excrement: "you are so stingy, you say we are all a family..."

    Pheasant: "Godfather can only sleep with godmother! Do you understand? This paragraph is reduced! Crawling with shit, I, your mommy, Godfather and godmother are all your family, but Godfather and godmother are together, and the enemy and Mommy are a pair, do you understand?"

    The barrage is dense again:

    "Wow! Big filial son, this is..."

    "Brother pheasant''s face is green."

    "Is the hat green?"

    "Lying trough! Brother pheasant really wears a green hat!"

    "Sister Cai: children are really filial."

    "Great filial piety!"

    "Brother chicken took off his hat, ha ha..."

    The pheasant took off his hat and wanted to continue to explain to the dog.

    He didn''t understand, didn''t listen, and thought, "godmother forgot to bring my concave convex man armor... Godfather will like it."

    Pheasant: "what do you bring? You are such a big man..."

    Li Tiezhu: "attapulgite armor? Where did you buy it? Can it shine? Brother pheasant, you''ve gone to Kyoto? No, I have to call Zhuer and ask her to buy me one..."

    Pheasant: "

    Crawling with shit: "believe in light!"

    Li Tiezhu: "believe in light!"

    Not far away, the black child muttered, "we always believe in light and guard it!"

    It''s cute to climb with shit.

    At this time, the black child was suddenly surprised and shouted at him! There are no women in our organization except sister Camilla, and she is not a purebred woman. Although the brothers have a good response, the number is too small to increase the yield per mu.

    It still needs women. If there are no women in the end, it is the real end!

    The inheritance of civilization needs to be based on human reproduction.

    Well, this is a problem!

    Quietly walked away, the black child took out a small notebook to record it, drew five small suns, and then added another small sun.

    So... The first level 6 light "oracle" of aenpera appeared!!!

    At least, his personal mark is level 6 light. Whether he will get the approval of the organization is another matter.

    On the "oracle" of the sixth level light, the detailed production method and technology of ye''erba are recorded, with only a small sun.

    Crawling with excrement likes to eat leaf cake, but children can''t eat more of it, otherwise it''s easy to accumulate food.

    After breakfast, Wang Zhengyu led an old farmer over.

    According to the previous model, it is time for the director to release the task of the day.

    Wang Zhengyu said, "this is Li Fengchang. His cow has been lost. Now the village head has sent someone to look for it. Do you want to look for it? If you find it, you will be rewarded with 10 points."

    Zhao Liya: "of course, you should help find it. You should find it whether you want points or not."

    Nie Yao: "points are still needed."

    Li Tiezhu asked, "when did your cow lose it?"

    Old farmer Li Fengchang said, "uncle, do you ask Daniel or calf?"

    "Lost two cows? When did Daniel lose them?"

    "I found it missing this morning."

    "What about the calf?"

    "I didn''t see you this morning."

    "Uh... What are their characteristics?"

    "Daniel or calf?"

    "Daniel first."

    "Daniel is black."

    "Little cow?"

    "The calf is also black."

    "Nonsense! It''s all the same. Why did you ask me to separate Daniel and calf?"

    "Because Daniel is mine."

    "Where''s the calf?"

    "It''s mine, too."

    “……”

    Nie Yao patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder and thought, now you know what kind of mood we feel when we meet you? Lijia village is really outstanding!

    Barrage:

    "The farmer uncle''s words are also very reasonable and justified..."

    "I''m very cautious in the face of problems!"

    "This is not my uncle, this is my nephew!"

    "Uncle: I just play ~"

    "This uncle must have read Mr. Lu Xun''s article and won the essence."

    "The last time I was so speechless was the last time."

    "Pay attention to people."

    "This is absolutely not made up by the screenwriters of the program group. They don''t have this level."

    "Ha ha ha..."

    "Why did I suddenly think of brother tree?"

    "Absolutely impossible. Brother Shu''s legs are broken and only one hand is left."

    "He''s brother tree!"

    "That''s right..."

    Zhao Liya smiled and said, "no, what''s there to ask? Don''t cows look like that? Go to the mountain and find two cows. It must be him."

    Li Tiezhu: "yes..."

    So everyone went to find Niu separately. Nie Yao and brother pheasant together. Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya climbed all the way with excrement.

    As soon as he reached the edge of the cliff, Li Tiezhu stopped: "no!"

    Zhao Liya: "what''s the matter?"

    Li Tiezhu said: "there are many villagers looking for cattle. They should have sent people to the southeast and northwest of the mountain, but there must be no one to go!"

    "Where?"

    "Come with me."

    "Where are you going?"

    "Of course, go to brother Shu''s house!"

    Li Tiezhu is righteous.

    Zhao Liya suddenly realized, but felt a little incredible: "brother Shu''s legs are broken, and he was almost caught two days ago... Yes, he''s brother Shu!"

    Brother Shu, a man who is good at creating miracles!

    They first came to Li Tieshu''s new home. There was no one. Wang Dagang must have gone to play mahjong. Brother Shu''s whereabouts were uncertain. Generally, he would not stay at home.

    However, they decided to go to shuge''s old house again.

    Moo~

    Just outside the courtyard wall, Li Tiezhu turned his eyes, and the cow''s cry was too clear.

    The barrage calls out to the good guy!

    "No, it''s really brother Shu, isn''t it?"

    "Iron pillar is so clever."

    "Watching the editing of the program group, you know it''s brother Shu. Otherwise, you''ll give Li Tiezhu such a detailed close-up?"

    "And Zhao Liya''s reaction, it should be."

    "Does brother Shu want to eat beef?"

    "So, the biggest coffee in this program is actually brother Shu!"

    "Lying trough! Cow barking..."

    "I knew it was brother Shu who was acting as a demon again."

    "Serious people do research, how can they be regarded as demons?"