Guo gangde immediately applauded, but looked at Sun Lei: "Miss Sha is really... A model of our generation!"

    Yu Qian: "our model!"

    Zhao Liya waved her fist: "model!"

    Nie Yao held back his smile: "die."

    Sha Yi is still quite sensible. After shouting, he also asked Li Tiezhu, "is it OK?"

    Li Tiezhu said, "of course you can''t work by yourself, but it''s nothing to have sun Leige help you with your work, isn''t it, Leige?"

    Sun Lei: "now I say I have a stomachache. Can I quit the program recording in time?"

    Sha Yi spit: "of course it''s too late. When you abused me before? Did I quit? Why can''t you? Can''t you afford to play?"

    Sun Lei: "yes."

    "Are you a man?"

    "No, I''m sun Meili."

    "Er..."

    Zhao Liya doesn''t give sun Lei a chance to cheat: "I choose to plant seedlings."

    Guo gangde: "brother Qian and I carry vegetables."

    Nie Yao: "iron pillar and I hoe the ground."

    Obviously, several people have reached a consensus. This issue has no brain holding Shayi and blood abusing sun Lei. After all, life needs contrast.

    Li Tiezhu looked at Sun Lei again: "it''s your turn."

    Sun Lei: "do I still choose?"

    "Pour fat. You''re a dragon."

    "I..."

    "And the water fetching and donkey grass cutting just agreed."

    “……”

    An hour later, sun Lei came to the cesspit of Uncle Li''s house. This is uncle''s old house. After moving to a new house, the pigs can''t move there. They are still locked in the pigsty of the old house.

    "Ouch ~"

    As soon as he got to the side of the cesspit, sun Lei retched. It tasted so delicious.

    Uncle Li shakily took out the dung ladle from the pigsty and stirred it in the cesspit, which made the taste stronger.

    The cameraman retched.

    Uncle Li is 80, and he is very enthusiastic: "when scooping up the dung, you should copy (mix) it more. After it is leveled and scooped up to the head of the dung bucket, I can only pick up two and a half barrels at a time. Your body is stunned and solid. If you pick two full buckets, you won''t have a problem?"

    Sun Meili covered her nose and said, "Sir, I''m fifty."

    The uncle lost all his front teeth and said with a grin: "nonsense, you look 30 years old at most..."

    Sun Lei: "I''m just handsome and not old. In fact, I''m really forty-nine. I''ll be fifty next year."

    The uncle happily stuffed the dung ladle into sun Lei and wrapped Ye Ziyan against the stone wall of the pigsty. He looked like "don''t criticize more and pick up dung quickly".

    Sun Lei said to the camera, "Li Tiezhu, wait for me! I''ll take revenge in a few days! Today, I''m here to play the program. I''ll bear it for the new variety show, but when I get to my site, hum, Li Tiezhu, you''ll be dead!"

    After that, sun Lei took a paper towel to block his nostrils, scooped up dung, scooped up a few scoops, and said to the camera: "I''m confused. My new variety is called" Meng detective ", and I guest star in" Oh, the primitive man ". A few days later, Li Tiezhu guest star in" Meng detective ". At that time, I will abuse Li Tiezhu. It''s not too late for a gentleman to revenge for ten years!"

    Sun Lei is not a good man. He knows a horse well.

    He calculated in his mind how badly he was abused here, how enjoyable the audience was, and how important it was for Meng detective. There must be a lot of people waiting to see sun Lei take revenge. It doesn''t matter whether the revenge is successful or not.

    Moreover, sun Lei also knows that with his friendship with Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu really won''t go to Meng to support him. Li Tiezhu is willing to go because Wu Litao is also a permanent guest of the program. He goes to support his apprentice.

    Uncle Li lit Ye Ziyan and said, "scoop up the big ladle. Didn''t you eat?"

    He scooped half a bucket. Sun Lei put on a shoulder pole and tried. It was too heavy. He scooped out some more. Then he picked it on the road. The two dung buckets didn''t listen to him. The dung splashed. Sun Lei was careful for fear of falling on himself.

    Uncle Li shook his head holding his pipe: "I can''t pick up the feces. What''s the use..."

    On the other side, Li Tiezhu and Nie Yao are "opening up wasteland".

    It''s not a real wasteland. It''s a piece of land not far from Uncle Li''s new home. When he built the resettlement house, he piled up building materials for a year. Now the materials have been removed, which can help Uncle open up a vegetable garden for him to live nearby.

    Uncle Li is a family with five guarantees. He has no wife and children. He is too old to do heavy work.

    Zhao Liya took a small hoe and dug a hole in the loose land dug by two men to grow vegetables. The rows of pits are neat. The girl is more or less obsessive-compulsive.

    Oh, let''s have fun in the field, catch grasshoppers and chase butterflies.

    Sha Yi sat on a bamboo chair on the earth slope, holding a cup of hot tea and a hot kettle next to him.

    He couldn''t bear it and felt uncomfortable: "iron pillar, let me hoe the ground. I''ll rest when you work. I''m not down-to-earth."

    Nie Yao smiled but said nothing.

    Li Tiezhu said, "that won''t work! How can you get down?"

    Sha Yi: "I''m wrong. I''m really wrong, okay?"

    Li Tiezhu: "ha ha... Brother, don''t worry. I''m really not aimed at you. We''ll play sun Lei this time. Only by giving you up and letting him do the dirtiest and most tiring work can we make him angry."

    Sha Yi: "ah... What''s going on?"

    "Sit down and remember to stimulate him later."

    "Don''t worry! I won''t do anything else. I''m always good at angry words. I''m just angry!"

    "That''s..."

    Li Tiezhu sincerely praised.

    Nie Yao was still learning to hoe the ground. In only a few minutes, his back was sore, his arms were numb, and the palm of his hand was worn by the wooden handle of the hoe.

    Li Tiezhu raised his hoe high and wedged it into the soil. Holding the wooden handle, he lifted it and dragged it again: "brother Yao, pry it first and then drag it out. It will save a lot of effort."

    With that, Li Tiezhu raised his hoe, turned 180 degrees in the air, smashed it down, and smashed the newly dug mud mass with the root of the hoe.

    Nie Yao: "why do you smash it?"

    Li Tiezhu: "digging is to loosen the soil. If you don''t shoot it, what''s the difference between not digging?"

    "Why loosen all the soil? Can''t you dig a hole and grow vegetables directly on the ground?"

    "No, the land is too hard. The vegetable roots will rot when it rains, and the fertility is insufficient."

    "Why not use cattle to plough?"

    "There are two reasons. The first reason is that the efficiency of cattle farming in dry land is very low. Southern Sichuan is a purple soil area. There are many clays here and they are relatively wet. The cattle plow does not move."

    "What about the second reason?"

    "The second reason is... We have no cattle, only donkeys."

    "Isn''t there a tractor?"

    "Can a donkey do in a dry land where cattle can''t plow?"

    "I''m talking about your second uncle''s tractor, a real tractor."

    "Oh. Let me tell you, do you think this path is enough for tractors? His tractor is a truck bought to tow goods."

    "It''s hard to imagine that you used to grow land at home?"

    "My family has five paddy fields, big and small, and seven dry lands. I do farm work like this every year. Yaya''s little hoe was made for me by my old man when I was seven."

    Nie Yao doesn''t complain anymore. Tie Zhu can do the work when he is seven years old. Can''t I do it when I''m in my forties?

    I can''t.

    Ten minutes later, his hands were blistered. It was as big as soybeans.

    Li Tiezhu: "brother Yao, have a rest. I can do it alone."

    Nie Yao: "I''ll pick it with a needle at home and come again."

    Then Guo gangde and Yu Qian came back.

    Teacher Guo gangde carried a basket full of vegetable seedlings, which seemed to be several centimeters shorter by the weight.

    With a plastic bag in his hand, Yu Qian walked behind with his hands on his back.

    Who let Yu Qian hold Guo gangde''s suitcase password? That''s it!

    "Yo! Why hasn''t the dung picker come yet? It can''t have fallen into the dungpit?"

    Yu Qian said and kicked Guo gangde.

    Guo gangde was so tired that he blushed and his neck was thick: "why?"

    "Cheer up!"

    "Ho!"

    "Oh, is that how to use it?"

    "Wait a minute, I''m so tired. I''ll hold it for you when I put down my basket."

    "Well, go."

    Guo gangde went to the ground, put down his basket, rubbed his shoulders and twisted his face: "good guy! Do you have 50 or 60 kilograms?"

    Yu Qian: "don''t blow, just 20 kilograms."

    "Twenty pounds? Why is my shoulder almost abandoned?"

    "That''s right. I pressed your basket down with my hand all the way."

    "Are you lacking in virtue?"

    "Compared with you, I am a moral model!"

    They went to Shayi with their mouths mixed. When their work was finished, they went to pour tea. They sat on the grass next to Shayi, one left and one right, but there was no chair for them.

    Zhao Liya went to take out the seedlings, planted them one by one in the pit and compacted them with soil according to Li Tiezhu''s demonstration.

    Finally, sun Lei came late with dung.

    Yu Qian shouted, "hurry up, iron pillar Ya Ya. They''ve turned over the ground and are waiting for your dung to go into the pot."

    Guo gangde: "yo! You eat really differently."

    "What I''m talking about is waiting for dung to grow vegetables, grow vegetables and eat them."

    "Oh! Eat second-hand dung."

    "Eh?"

    "Feel lost? Want something good?"

    "Can you eat that thing? Is it disgusting? You can''t vomit for three years after eating it?"

    "Teacher Yu has a life, I don''t know these details."

    “……”

    These two people, no matter who applauds, can kill each other. They also have profound skills.

    Sun Lei is really tired if he doesn''t quarrel with them. Because he doesn''t pass the technical test and is in control of the balance all the way, he walks very slowly. Until now, he is very tired and flushed.

    Finally, here we are.

    "Hoo..."

    Sun Lei put down the dung bucket and collapsed beside him to rest. He didn''t dislike that the dung smelled. The paper ball in his nostrils had long disappeared.

    Shayi shouted, "have you stopped? Get up and work!"

    Sun Lei: "shut up!"

    Guo gangde: "how do you talk to the Chinese emperor star?"

    Yu Qian: "little thief! Don''t die! Isn''t it good to live well?"

    Sun Lei got up, shook his head, and silently used a small dung ladle to fertilize Zhao Liya''s good vegetables: "OK! I can''t provoke Mr. Guo, Mr. Yu, and I can''t provoke Li Tiezhu. But Shayi! You''d better not fall into my hands."

    Sha Yi: "this kind of person... Destroy it!"

    Guo gangde: "no! God has the virtue of living well!"

    Yu Qian: "yes, Emperor Xing, let''s not have common sense with him. Drink tea and drink tea!"

    Sha Yi obeyed Li Tiezhu''s instructions and disgusted sun Lei: "Oh, what a beautiful mountain, water and scenery! There are outstanding people here. Sun Lei, you can work here. It''s a virtue in your last life. Unlike me, you can only watch you enjoy the joy of labor! The most annoying thing is that I even eat the best..."

    Sun Lei: "very good! Very good! Chinese emperor star, isn''t it? Green mountains don''t change, green water flows..."

    Nie Yao wrapped his hands with rags and came back and said, "concentrate on pouring dung. What''s the fertility of pouring so little? Pour more!"

    Zhao Liya: "don''t sprinkle it everywhere, pour it in the pit and destroy the beauty."

    Li Tiezhu, who hoed the ground, looked back and shook his head: "hey... What can''t be done and what can''t be eaten!"

    Sun Lei: "