Ero Saint: I Created An Ero Massage Parlor In Another World
Chapter 32: Don’t Buy This - Yet!
CHAPTER 32: DON’T BUY THIS CHAPTER YET!
’Looks like me and those shitheads really are fated to be mortal enemies, huh? Fine by me, after all, it’s not like I can rest peacefully until I’ve destroyed them.’
Still, there’s something that bothers me.
If the Sadis Gang was behind the rumor... why go through all this trouble? They’d already killed the original Aiden. Why keep targeting the massage parlor? What exactly is their goal?
Just then, I was struck with realization.
The rumor wasn’t just about me being some predatory scumbag; it specifically said I went after men and women equally. And that had made people of both genders scared to set foot anywhere near Nolan Street...
Walking from the forest to the city, then from the market district to the port, and now deep into the West Borough without a single rest, the fatigue finally caught up to me. My whole body was burning out.
On top of that, the sun blazed overhead like it had a personal grudge against me.
I was sweating buckets, and with every step, my body grew stickier and heavier. Not to mention, this body wasn’t in great shape to begin with.
Honestly, it was a miracle I’d made it this far at all.
As I wiped the sweat from my forehead, I couldn’t help but miss my old motorbike. Even though in a sense, it was only less than a day old since I last saw it.
How great would it be if I could bring all my stuff from Earth here with me...
"Sigh... How is it that my first day in another world had to be so miserable that it needed me to run to many places at once? It would be nothing if I were a fan of marathons or jogging, but sadly, I’m not. This was definitely not how I imagined spending my first day after getting isekai’d."
Despite all the complaints, I kept on walking, though my pace had grown slower, almost like a snail.
For a moment, I regretted giving all the money I had taken from the thug I knocked out to the starving girl. But when I remembered the look on her face, the way her eyes lit up, and the joy in the other kids when she ran back to them with the money, that regret vanished almost instantly.
I hurriedly shook my head, and carried on my journey while gritting my teeth.
...
When I finally entered the West Borough, I was surprised to find it wasn’t as crowded or bustling as I had imagined.
Everyone knew it was the most populated district in the city. But compared to the chaos of the market or the busy dock, what I experienced can be described to be only mildly noisy.
Then it hit me. It was already noon.
As I went deeper into the district, the number of vagrants grew. Some storefronts were completely blocked by sleeping bodies, making it impossible to even open the doors.
Amidst my observation, I suddenly heard something.
Is it possible...
Could there be something in my parlor, something so important that they had to go to these lengths, start this wild rumor just to keep people away and make sure nobody stumbled onto... whatever it is?
...
A short, plump man with two front teeth sticking out stood in front of a two-story building.
Pasted across the entrance door was a sheet of parchment bearing the kingdom’s crest, a golden scabbard.
In bold letters, it read:
"The business within this property is closed under investigation. Reopening is forbidden without formal clearance."
"Kekeke, good thing we got word those knights were coming last night," Peter chuckled. "If not, they would’ve caught us red-handed while we were still tearing the place apart."
He then turned to face his subordinates behind him. His posture was slightly hunched, but no one dared make fun of him. "Anyway, Lord Sadis wants us to sweep the place again. This time, he made it clear that we can’t come back until we find that map. Got it?"
A thin man scratched his head among the crowd, looking unsure. "But sir, we already searched the whole house last night and found nothing. What exactly are we supposed to be looking for now?"
Peter shot him a glare. "That’s your job to figure out, genius! If David hadn’t panicked and screwed everything up, we’d have the map by now."
He spat on the ground. "How the hell did he get scared of a half-dead, beaten-down guy and accidentally stab him?"
Someone else hesitantly asked, "What happened to David? Why haven’t we seen him?"
"He’s dead," Peter replied coldly.
The man who asked instantly froze.
Peter indifferently looked over the group. "If you don’t want to end up like him, then get your asses in there and find that map. Understood?"
"Yes, sir!"
"Good. Now move!"
As his men spread out and slipped into the building through windows and the front door, Peter stayed outside.
He looked up at the roof. A pigeon was perched on the ceiling, staring straight at him. After a moment, it spread its wings, glided down, and landed gently on Peter’s shoulder.
"Do you see anyone suspicious coming to this street?"
The pigeon tilted its head, then let out a soft squawk. "Ku! Ku! Ku!"
I couldn’t help but be impressed. The way she handled everything so naturally, with such authority... If it were me in her place, I’d have frozen on the spot.
But then I was reminded of her identity.
If she really was the daughter of Victor Serena, her ability to handle a crowd made perfect sense.
Her father was the head of a gang. As his daughter, she’d naturally have some experience giving orders and taking control.
Though, calling it a gang might be a bit of a stretch.
From what I could tell, the Workers operated more like a labor union than a typical criminal group. They didn’t extort protection fees from random people or businesses like most gangs did. Instead, they only collected dues from their members, and those members actually received real benefits in return.
Based on what I could piece together from my memories, membership in the Workers came with certain protections. Employers were less likely to abuse or exploit Workers-affiliated laborers.
There were probably a lot more benefits to being part of the Workers, especially considering nearly every laborer in the West Borough had joined. But the original Aiden hadn’t paid much attention to the details.
’If I really wanted to know more, I could just ask Richie. I remember he’s a member too. Huh... maybe not all of the Five Rings are bad after all,’ I muttered under my breath.
My eyes drifted to Esther, now surrounded by a group of Radhanians demanding to take the vagrant with them.
The other, nearby vagrants had stirred up from their slumber and now trembled with fear, unsure of what would happen next.
I watched them for a few more seconds before turning away and continuing on my way.
What I didn’t realize at the time was that, the moment I walked off, Esther’s eyes followed me intently. Her hand, which had been resting tensely on her hip, immediately relaxed.
"Phew... that guy feels dangerous..."
"What did you say?"
"Nothing."
...
After the stabbing incident, I didn’t run into any hidden quests or unexpected events.
In fact, things were so quiet, I started to wonder if I had somehow wandered into the wrong district... because this didn’t feel like the West Borough at all!
According to my memories, the West Borough was crawling with criminals. You had to constantly watch your back, pickpockets, random thugs demanding protection fees, and if you refused, they wouldn’t hesitate to rough you up or even stab you. On top of that, there was always the risk of being swarmed by desperate, hungry vagrants.
But strangely enough, I encountered none of that.
’What’s with the sudden peace and quiet?’ I thought to myself, scanning my surroundings.
Soon, I spotted a man leaning against the wooden railing of his house, puffing on a tobacco roll.
I walked over and cleared my throat.
It had become a habit of mine to clear my throat to get someone’s attention instead of waving or saying hello. Saved me the trouble of speaking too much. And clearly, it worked.
The man instantly took notice of my presence, glanced over, and eyed me with suspicion. "Who are you?"
"Kekeke, I’m just a nobody," I blurted out, following my intrusive thought.
I initially wanted to try to lighten the mood by starting off a friendly laugh, but what I didn’t expect was that what came out of my mouth sounded more like a creepy giggle than anything else.
’Fuck, what did I just say?’
I froze. And so did the other guy before he took a few steps back. I could feel his suspicion spike almost instantly.
"Wait, wait! I’m just kidding! I’m harmless, really. Can’t you tell?" I hurriedly raised both hands, palms open, trying to show I meant no harm and came in peace as I noticed him edging toward his door.
Upon hearing my words, he stopped retreating but still kept a safe distance between us.
"What do you want? Why did you come up to me?"
"Hmm, so no one, huh? From the looks of it, the rumor worked really well at keeping people from going through this street. Other than the residents who lived on this street, probably no one else wants to set foot here. Haha, I’m such a genius for coming up with that rumor!"
Just then, Peter saw a rat scurrying toward him and patting his shoe with its paw.
"Squeak, squeak!"